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Topic: Horse Racing soon to change in California (Read 1991 times)
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Gutboy Barrelhouse
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SACRAMENTO, Calif. -- Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger has named fellow celebrity Bo Derek to a state commission overseeing horse racing in California.
The 51-year-old actress was appointed to the California Horse Racing Board on Tuesday. The position requires confirmation by the state Senate and pays $100 per diem.
Derek is an animal rights activist and horse lover who has lobbied Congress for the past five years to ban the slaughter of horses in the U.S. She also owns the pet care products company Bless the Beasts, selling dog shampoos, conditioner and fur polish.
Derek is the author of a book "Riding Lessons: Everything That Matters in Life I Learned from Horses." Her Web site said the autobiography links her life lessons with her understanding of horses.
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Nebu
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Next stop for Bo: Director of FEMA.
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"Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other."
- Mark Twain
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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I'm trying to keep Carlin alive. You know what I say? Fuck the horses. Slap a goddamned NASCAR logo on them as far as I give a shit.  |
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lamaros
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Stop trying.
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Merusk
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I'm trying to keep Carlin alive. 1) How'd you get his corpse? 2) How is that possible after embalming 3) Are you selling shares in this new venture of yours? 4) How's the success rate so far? |
The past cannot be changed. The future is yet within your power.
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Do horse bettors get a chance to ride Bo? Or the 10 horse, as we like to call her  |
When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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Chimpy
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Do horse bettors get a chance to ride Bo? Or the 10 horse, as we like to call her Do they get a time machine back to 1980 as well? |
'Reality' is the only word in the language that should always be used in quotes.
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WayAbvPar
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Have you been to the track recently? Most of those guys would be lucky to nail anything, much less a formerly hot actress.
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When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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Cyrrex
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She was certainly a handsome young lass in her time. First Playboy I ever saw as a youngster, and I'll never forget it.
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"...maybe if you cleaned the piss out of the sunny d bottles under your desks and returned em, you could upgrade you vid cards, fucken lusers.." - Grunk
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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1) He rose three days later
2) Messiah mojo
3) Yes, to fund the First Church of Carlin
4) Have a better idea after you reply
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Gutboy Barrelhouse
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Have you been to the track recently? Most of those guys would be lucky to nail anything, much less a formerly hot actress.
They must also be the guys that show up at the bar at 6:00am to start power drinking. |
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