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Topic: Fear my Segway (Read 4108 times)
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Oban
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Chinese SWAT team shows off their new rides, segways and a pickup truck. Um... isn't SWAT about instilling fear through overwhelming force so no one is actually killed?   |
Palin 2012 : Let's go out with a bang!
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schild
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Well. It is a bitching segway.
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Oban
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I bet those white stripes on the wheels glow in the dark.
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Nerf
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The Presence of Your Vehicle Has Been Documented
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Not tactical enough, that segway needs a bayonet on it.
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acerogue26
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Don't forget blades on the wheels a la chariots.
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Oban
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Clearly China's one Segway policy is not working.  |
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Lakov_Sanite
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I feel like china is pulling an andy kauffman of epic proportion on the entire world here.
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~a horrific, dark simulacrum that glares balefully at us, with evil intent.
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lac
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schild
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VAT IS DAT CRAZEH TECHNOLOGIE? |
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Oban
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He is probably thinking, "that goyum is breaking at least three shabbat laws, maybe even up to six!".
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Lantyssa
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He is probably thinking, "that goyum is breaking at least three shabbat laws, maybe even up to six!".
I would guess more along the lines of, "He looks like a fookin' idiot on that thing. NERD!" |
Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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Salamok
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i guess it had to be done didn't it?  |
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Chimpy
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Needs to be the Chinese SWAT model though.
That one is too pastel for Darth.
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'Reality' is the only word in the language that should always be used in quotes.
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Salamok
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Needs to be the Chinese SWAT model though.
That one is too pastel for Darth.
true but the genius of it is that i didn't even have to photochop it, it was like the number 2 google result for "darth vader segway" and probably predates (maybe even inspired) the chinese swat pics. |
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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