Select reviews for the $500 Denon ethernet cable.

[Yegolev]

I'm on wireless for most everything, but maybe some of you want one.

http://www.crunchgear.com/2008/06/21/some-early-reviews-of-denons-500-ethernet-cable/

[schild]

59 inches.

That's not so bad, right. Just under $10 an inch. Surely it's incredibly. Surely.

[Yegolev]

Coincidentally, my going rate is also $10 per inch.

[Sky]

Coincidentally, my going rate is also $10 per inch.

So....ten bucks?

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[schild]

damnit, beaten. Was about to post the tags.

Edit: But you left off my favorite one.

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[schild]

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Awesome.

[Oban]

Yeah, but:

What Do Customers Ultimately Buy After Viewing This Item?
24% buy
Super Smash Bros. Brawl 4.3 out of 5 stars (214)

[Grand Design]

My favorite feature:

"The connector features a rounded plug lever to prevent bending or breaking and direction marks to indicate correct direction for connecting cable."

Some of those reviews are priceless.  I started to quote my favorites, but there are too many.

[bhodikhan]

Hell. I need one of these. If I hook the cable up backwards I can listen for hidden messages in my music! 

[Oban]

Hell. I need one of these. If I hook the cable up backwards I can listen for hidden messages in my music! 

Cheaper to just burn your mp3s to cd and then use one of these:

[Yegolev]

It gets me closer to The Lord, June 11, 2008
By  G. P.

If I could use a rusty boxcutter to carve a new orifice in my body that's compatible with this link cable, I would already be doing it. I can just imagine the pure musical goodness that would flow through this cable into the wound and fill me completely -- like white, holy light. Holding this cable in my hands actually makes me feel that much closer to the Lord Jesus Christ. I only make $6.25/hr at Jack In The Box, but I saved up for three months so I could have this cable. It sits in a shrine I constructed next to my futon in Mother's basement.

I only gave it four stars in my review because I can't find music that is worthy enough to flow through this utterly perfect interconnect.

[Murgos]

Someone is selling a refurbished one for $999.99.  Say's he's replaced the copper with high quality platinum.

I didn't even know there was an aftermarket for cat-5 cable.

Can't wait to see what the Cat-6 cable specs are.