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Topic: I am now a skinhead (Read 48854 times)
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Margalis
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Haircut drama?
Next tell us about the botched pedicure and the latte with too much foam.
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« Last Edit: June 21, 2008, 03:13:02 AM by Margalis »
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vampirehipi23: I would enjoy a book written by a monkey and turned into a movie rather than this.
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stray
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You're in the bald club then, I presume?  |
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lesion
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Superfluous latte foam killed my parents.
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Strazos
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I have exceedingly difficult hair to cut...cowlicks both front and back, lot of volume, very thick follicles, low hairline. I finally found a guy at a salon who does it right every time, so I just go there.
Unfortunately, it's a "salon," so the base price is $20 (with discount!) for a men's cut, plus tip. I end up paying like $32 when it's all said and done. I sorta wish I could go more often because my hair grows so quickly...but damn, that would be expensive.
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Fear the Backstab!
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MrHat
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Out of the frying pan, into the fire.
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I have exceedingly difficult hair to cut...cowlicks both front and back, lot of volume, very thick follicles, low hairline. I finally found a guy at a salon who does it right every time, so I just go there.
Unfortunately, it's a "salon," so the base price is $20 (with discount!) for a men's cut, plus tip. I end up paying like $32 when it's all said and done. I sorta wish I could go more often because my hair grows so quickly...but damn, that would be expensive.
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Reg
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I feel sorry for you guys without a decent men's barber. Who takes care of your crazy eyebrows and nosehairs?
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MuffinMan
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I feel sorry for you guys without a decent men's barber. Who takes care of your crazy eyebrows and nosehairs?
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Teleku
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Odd, I always just go to salons (granted, those are by far easier to find). I don't think I've ever let a man touch my hair.
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"My great-grandfather did not travel across four thousand miles of the Atlantic Ocean to see this nation overrun by immigrants. He did it because he killed a man back in Ireland. That's the rumor."
-Stephen Colbert
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MuffinMan
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My girlfriend actually starts cosmetology school on Tuesday, so I'm set. No more barbers/salons for me.
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I'm very mysterious when I'm inside you.
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Trippy
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Uh, you do realize that she's going to be using your hair to practice on right?
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MuffinMan
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Heh, yea that thought did cross my mind. Not much she can practice with though. I tend to keep it pretty short, unless she wants to do some coloring  |
I'm very mysterious when I'm inside you.
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Bunk
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You're in the bald club then, I presume? I'm guessing that you are in the 'entire bathroom counter devoted to "products" club'. ;) |
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stray
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Nope! I'm a Dapper Dan man.  I just use water and a very tiny dot of pomade, just to take out the frizz. Works like a charm. |
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Nebu
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This thread is making me glad that I shave my head. It's been a while since I remember coming home from a salon only to be terrified by the reflection in the mirror.
The saving lots of $$$ on hair products is also a plus.
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"Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other."
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Cheddar
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My girlfriend actually starts cosmetology school on Tuesday, so I'm set. No more barbers/salons for me.
She is going to cheat on you. Guaranteed. Hair stylists fall right below strippers and web cam whores. |
No Nerf, but I put a link to this very thread and I said that you all can guarantee for my purity. I even mentioned your case, and see if they can take a look at your lawn from a Michigan perspective.
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MrHat
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Out of the frying pan, into the fire.
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My girlfriend actually starts cosmetology school on Tuesday, so I'm set. No more barbers/salons for me.
She is going to cheat on you. Guaranteed. Hair stylists fall right below strippers and web cam whores. |
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Teleku
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My girlfriend actually starts cosmetology school on Tuesday, so I'm set. No more barbers/salons for me.
She is going to cheat on you. Guaranteed. Hair stylists fall right below strippers and web cam whores. Sounds like somebody has had some unpleasant previous experiences  . |
"My great-grandfather did not travel across four thousand miles of the Atlantic Ocean to see this nation overrun by immigrants. He did it because he killed a man back in Ireland. That's the rumor."
-Stephen Colbert
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Phildo
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I got a bald-headed sunburn today. It hurts like a bitch.
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Margalis
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First mistake: leaving the house during the daytime.
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vampirehipi23: I would enjoy a book written by a monkey and turned into a movie rather than this.
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Cheddar
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Sounds like somebody has had some unpleasant previous experiences . Naw, its a proven scientific fact. Refer to my penis. The upcoming emo thread in 1 year should be good. |
No Nerf, but I put a link to this very thread and I said that you all can guarantee for my purity. I even mentioned your case, and see if they can take a look at your lawn from a Michigan perspective.
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Phildo
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Second mistake: going to a Pirates baseball game (which was pretty bad) and sitting for three hours in the sun without sunscreen. I thought Pittsburgh was supposed to be cloudy all the time.
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Nerf
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Logik
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I thought Pittsburgh was supposed to be cloudy all the time.
It is, except on days when it's not. And now, to make my post relevant to the thread at large: I got a bad haircut from a shitty salon in San Diego last August and decided I was done with haircuts for awhile. It's going on a year now and things are starting to get out of hand: my bangs obscure my eyes unless I continuously knock them to the side and the frizz factor is ludicrous. |
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Nebu
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If you think you got a raw deal on a haircut, consider the Skullet.  |
"Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other."
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DarkDryad
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da hizzookup
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high & tight with a zero guard on the sides, and the neck blocked
Does anybody (besides Big Gulp) understand what that means? Yup its a military thang... you wouldnt understand. |
BWL is funny tho. It's like watching a Special Needs school take a field trip to a minefield.
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voodoolily
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Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
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If you think you got a raw deal on a haircut, consider the Skullet. The fuck? That haircut is a +10 to Receiving Ass-Whoopings. |
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DeathInABottle
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ETA: Oh, and one other thing I miss about my barber... He has a hot shaving cream dispenser, and he slaps some on your neck and shaves it with a straight razor. I can tell you that there is no more satisfying barber shop experience than this. Lonny, why didn't I wait for you for another day?!?
Yeah, the shaving-the-back-of-the-neck feeling is lovely. Especially with a straight razor. Speaking of, I bought a straight razor, strop, badger brush etc. in January, and I've been shaving with that setup instead of the normal Gillette. It's taken a while to get the hang of, but my GOD is it satisfying. I'll never need to replace one of those bullshit Mach 3 cartridges again, and I couldn't be happier. |
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I am afraid I would behead myself trying to shave like that.
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Viin
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Speaking of, I bought a straight razor, strop, badger brush etc. in January, and I've been shaving with that setup instead of the normal Gillette. It's taken a while to get the hang of, but my GOD is it satisfying. I'll never need to replace one of those bullshit Mach 3 cartridges again, and I couldn't be happier.
I would totally love to do that, but I would kill myself just like WAP. However! I can have my barber give me a shave for $10 .. I have yet to do that, but I bet it's awesome. Next time I take my beard off I'm so doing that. |
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Lantyssa
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I could take my kneecap off and get a handicap permit! Unfortunately I'm too lazy to try, and grabbing free razors from promotions on campus keeps me stocked.
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Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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stray
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I ask for Sid Vicious and get Ryan Seacrest instead...
I swear, one of these days you're gonna read about some hair stylist getting killed by a boot up her ass.
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Lantyssa
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I ask for Sid Vicious and get Ryan Seacrest instead...
I swear, one of these days you're gonna read about some hair stylist getting killed by a boot up her ass.
Is any stylist going to know who Sid Vicious even is? Take a picture with you, dude. |
Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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Signe
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Sid Vicious didn't have particularly interesting hair except in the Banksy version.
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My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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stray
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Heh. No, I didn't say that. Just a joke. I just like my hair a mess a bit, kind of spiky, but long-ish (just not long enough to lay down). This is what I said. But she then proceeds to talk about bringing out the clippers and shit. I'm like wtf? Then she's like OK, I'll just use a 4 on the sides. OK, fine... Things seem alright, but then she brings out the scissors for the top -- and I see like an inch of my hair fall down. At that point, I had already been having some wholesome conversation about her family, etc.. I didn't have the heart to kick her at that point.  By Seacrest, I mean I have of those shorter spikes that are all the rage with metrosexuals. Fuckin hate it. |
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Selby
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Silly people who cut their hair... Avoid the disappointment!
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