Women are no more aroused by naked men then they are Mountains

[Mrbloodworth]

Clearly, women have a fetish for mountains.

So do men.

[Paelos]

And dogs.

[Lantyssa]

Try, try, try to understand
He's a Mountain Man

With apologies to Heart.

[Merusk]

The mountain's coming
He's walking down your street
The mountain's coming
He's got wings on his feet
There's two suns in the sky today
And one's at your door
When you feed the mountain
He's gonna feed you some more
And then you know
No time for heaven or hell
Just try to understand each other baby
Down in the gravity well

[Sky]

Try, try, try to understand
He's a Mountain Man

Are you singing to me? 

[Moosehands]

The mountain's coming
He's walking down your street
The mountain's coming
He's got wings on his feet
There's two suns in the sky today
And one's at your door
When you feed the mountain
He's gonna feed you some more
And then you know
No time for heaven or hell
Just try to understand each other baby
Down in the gravity well