Ookii
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is actually Trippy
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Brogarn
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So it's not just Epic Boobs that will turn a straight woman lesbian, eh?  |
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Signe
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Muse.
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It's true, although there is nothing funnier looking than an aroused naked man walking around with his wiener doing that weird bobbing dance they do. That's why many women get that strange look on their face when they're having sex. We're trying to hold back the laughter.
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My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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Brogarn
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That's why many women get that strange look on their face when they're having sex. We're trying to hold back the laughter.
That's not true! What they can't hold back is the ecstacy from the awesomeness of my mojo. I really don't believe a word of that either. |
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Pennilenko
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It's true, although there is nothing funnier looking than an aroused naked man walking around with his wiener doing that weird bobbing dance they do. That's why many women get that strange look on their face when they're having sex. We're trying to hold back the laughter.
Why did you have to crush my sense of effectiveness like that?  |
"See? All of you are unique. And special. Like fucking snowflakes." -- Signe
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murdoc
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It's true, although there is nothing funnier looking than an aroused naked man walking around with his wiener doing that weird bobbing dance they do. That's why many women get that strange look on their face when they're having sex. We're trying to hold back the laughter.
Just hold it back until I finish and I don't care. |
Have you tried the internet? It's made out of millions of people missing the point of everything and then getting angry about it
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MrHat
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Out of the frying pan, into the fire.
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This thread lacks boobs.
And naked women doing calesthetics.
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stray
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It's the lingerie effect... Except for men. More is less. Unless they're looking at you from behind. Women are crazy about men's butts. Why I don't know... There's nothing useful there. Or... What Signe said.    |
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Soukyan
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Women are crazy about men's butts.
This is so true. I know. I get lots of compliments.  |
"Life is no cabaret... we're inviting you anyway." ~ Amanda Palmer"Tree, awesome, numa numa, love triangle, internal combustion engine, mountain, walk, whiskey, peace, pascagoula" ~ Lantyssa"Les vrais paradis sont les paradis qu'on a perdus." ~Marcel Proust |
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MrHat
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Out of the frying pan, into the fire.
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pics or it didnt' happen.
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stray
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Make up your mind dangit. Boobs or Soukyan's ass. Can't have both.
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MrHat
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Out of the frying pan, into the fire.
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Or can I?  |
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Yegolev
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2/10 WOULD NOT INGEST
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This thread went nowhere.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Bunk
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Operating Thetan One
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It's true, although there is nothing funnier looking than an aroused naked man walking around with his wiener doing that weird bobbing dance they do. That's why many women get that strange look on their face when they're having sex. We're trying to hold back the laughter.
If you are watching it do the weird bobbing dance while having sex, well:  |
"Welcome to the internet, pussy." - VDL
"I have retard strength." - Schild
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Merusk
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This is clearly a study done by the religious right to bash homosexual men.
Think about it. Looking at men is SO un-arousing even hetero females don't get excited. Clearly this means that homosexual men, who do - apparently - get aroused have something WRONG with them. We must fix that wrongness!
It's all so twisted and Machiavellian, they must've hired-on Rove for a bit. Those clever bastards!
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The past cannot be changed. The future is yet within your power.
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tazelbain
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tazelbain
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Clearly, women have a fetish for mountains.
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"Me am play gods"
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stray
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No conspiracy. Women only like looking at penises when they're detached for some reason. Usually with batteries and in neon colors.
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voodoolily
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Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
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Maybe it's because doing yoga and skipping stones are gay.
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Paelos
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Error 404: Title not found.
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Maybe it's because doing yoga and skipping stones are gay.
I thought it, but didn't want to say it. Still, I wholeheartedly agree. |
CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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stray
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BTW, I can give a good deal on sex toys, just in case anyone's interested.
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Oban
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BTW, I can give a good deal on sex toys, just in case anyone's interested.
NWT? |
Palin 2012 : Let's go out with a bang!
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stray
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Negative. That's good though, right? |
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Oban
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Negative. That's good though, right? Well, my dishwasher does have a sanitize function, so yeah, I guess they will be fine. |
Palin 2012 : Let's go out with a bang!
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Margalis
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They should compare to watching men spend large amounts of money.
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vampirehipi23: I would enjoy a book written by a monkey and turned into a movie rather than this.
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Paelos
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Error 404: Title not found.
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Men vs. shoes
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CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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lamaros
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The title is confusing me. After looking at naked men women turn into mountains? Wtf?
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Murgos
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The title is confusing me. After looking at naked men women turn into mountains? Wtf?
I think it says that after looking at naked men, once they are no more aroused then they turn into mountains. Which kind of fits my experience. |
"You have all recieved youre last warning. I am in the process of currently tracking all of youre ips and pinging your home adressess. you should not have commencemed a war with me" - Aaron Rayburn
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Oban
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After looking at naked men women turn into mountains? Wtf?
Cold and distant, sounds right to me. |
Palin 2012 : Let's go out with a bang!
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Phildo
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It's true, although there is nothing funnier looking than an aroused naked man walking around with his wiener doing that weird bobbing dance they do. That's why many women get that strange look on their face when they're having sex. We're trying to hold back the laughter.
Poor Righ. And now, a classic:  |
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Oban
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Wow, um, is she legal?
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Palin 2012 : Let's go out with a bang!
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K9
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Sufficently
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I love the smell of facepalm in the morning
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Trippy
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But she might not be in that pic  (That's from when she was in high school, she's at Cal right now). |
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Lantyssa
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BTW, I can give a good deal on sex toys, just in case anyone's interested.
Enough to make shipping worth it? |
Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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Phildo
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But she might not be in that pic (That's from when she was in high school, she's at Cal right now). Are you SURE you're not Ookii? |
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