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Reply #35 on: June 01, 2008, 09:13:31 AM

The last Seder I went to had pork.  I know a lot of very bad Jews.
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Reply #36 on: June 01, 2008, 03:18:31 PM

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Reply #37 on: June 02, 2008, 08:15:41 AM

I feel so powerful whenever I see a miniature, LIKE I CAN SMASH THE WORLD!  DRILLING AND MANLINESS
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Reply #38 on: June 02, 2008, 08:49:28 AM

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Reply #39 on: June 02, 2008, 08:57:49 AM

Yes I did.  But only because I'm a History Channel addict and saw that same American Eats episode you did.

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Reply #40 on: June 05, 2008, 08:53:53 AM

Yes I did.  But only because I'm a History Channel addict and saw that same American Eats episode you did.

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Reply #41 on: June 05, 2008, 11:25:01 AM

That's the point, Photek!

Unsliced bread is fucking awful, it doesn't matter if it comes pre-sliced or not, but at some point prior to consumption, slicing is a nescessity.
So where do you fall on the whole 'tearing it up then dipping it into balsamic vinegar and olive oil' thing then. Is this some kind of baked goods heresy?

As long as you gave toasted minced garlic in the oil. Thems good eats.

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Reply #42 on: June 10, 2008, 10:55:05 AM

Who doesn't love toast?
Hot toast with marmite... mmm..mmm

Marmite is all kinds of win.

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Reply #43 on: June 10, 2008, 12:09:30 PM

Marmite.  Bleh.  Righ loves those twiglet thingies, too.  Marmite tastes like bacteria.  Bacteria sticks.  Yuck.

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Reply #44 on: June 10, 2008, 12:30:03 PM

I've never eaten bacteria  ACK!

But if they tasted like Marmite, I would.

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Reply #45 on: June 10, 2008, 03:53:10 PM

I've never eaten bacteria  ACK!
Actually you have.
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Reply #46 on: June 10, 2008, 06:27:36 PM

Mmm... yogurt, wine, beer, bread, cheese, and so on and so forth....

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Reply #47 on: June 11, 2008, 05:51:58 AM

When you eat Marmite you're having a nasty yeast infection in your mouth.  But I guess it's cheaper than a SoHo hooker and you probably won't have to pay a fine or get a divorce or have a shot.  So I suppose Marmite is better than a cheap hooker in that respect.  Yay.


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Reply #48 on: June 11, 2008, 07:46:07 AM

I'm still not sure you'd be coming out ahead though.

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Reply #49 on: June 11, 2008, 12:24:50 PM

I'm still not sure you'd be coming out ahead though.

But you do get head.

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Reply #50 on: June 11, 2008, 02:32:53 PM

But you do get head.

I know you are just getting back on the market, but in North America marmite will not get you head.

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Reply #51 on: June 11, 2008, 02:45:47 PM

Even from a SoHo hooker?
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Reply #52 on: June 11, 2008, 03:28:08 PM

No clue, let me buy you some milky way bars.

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Reply #53 on: June 12, 2008, 09:09:13 AM

No clue, let me buy you some milky way bars.

Heh.

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