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Viin
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I like how it's "Breaking News". God, the media tries to make us care about the stupidest things.
Heck I want one of those here in Denver..
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Nebu
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I think you forgot that God hates nudity.
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Brogarn
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This could quickly become a political thread.
Having said that, while I swing conservative on most topics, I continue to despise the moral police often associated with the right.
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IainC
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A girl wearing pasties is 'terrifying'? Some people need to look at the world around them more.
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SuperPopTart
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I am damn cute for a stubby shortling.
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Why can't it ever be guys in speedos?
See I don't care that they are out there in bikinis. I just care that my coffee isn't screwed up by some random_stupid_giggling_bikiniclad_nitwit01.
Of course.. the same could happen at any random coffee house but well..yeah. It would be far more irritating if she were blonde, giggly AND chewing gum AND screwed up my coffee.
But if it were a really good looking man in almost nothing..
I'd forgive it. Easily.
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What if it were a really good-looking man with blond hair and chewing gum? Men don't giggle, though.
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SuperPopTart
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I am damn cute for a stubby shortling.
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He'd have to have an accent. Preferably Scottish or Irish and as long as I didn't *see* the chewing gum.
I'd take Gordon Ramsay almost entirely naked and serving me coffee.
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Nebu
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 Who wants a latte? |
"Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other."
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HaemishM
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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Chicks in bikinis serving hot coffee, and people are irate because their child saw swinging jublies with pasties on it.
Ain't that America... for you and me
Ain't that America... something to see
Ain't that America... home of the free
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MrHat
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Out of the frying pan, into the fire.
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That dude looks like he could make a mean cup of joe.
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SuperPopTart
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Who wants a latte? Anyone notice the area around his nipples is very, very red? And I'd totally take a latte from him. He looks funny as hell. |
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Ookii
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Anyone ever watch Idiocracy?
Life imitating art?
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SuperPopTart
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I am damn cute for a stubby shortling.
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Actually, yes. Great movie. Very fucked up. Wish I'd never seen it.
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Signe
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Muse.
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My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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veredus
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Not that anyone cares but I drive by that coffee stand whenever I go to my Brother's house.
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Ookii
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Write a review.
With pictures.
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Brogarn
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Write a review.
With pictures.
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Lantyssa
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Why waste his time with writing? You just want the pictures.
Do any of them wear little spotted bikinis to go with the cow theme?
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Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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Cadaverine
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Why does it always have to be "there needs to be a law"? Are there no more adults left that know how to just change the channel, shop elsewhere, whatever? That's the only thing terrifying about this whole situation. I would, however, take up drinking coffee were there such a place in this neck of the woods.  |
Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats.
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stu
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"It's just terrifying." Wow. Write a review.
With pictures.
Yes! A photo review would work best. |
Dear Diary,
Jackpot!
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OMG BOOBIES NO WAI!!!!!!!11!!11  Seriously? I will never understand why people get so bent out of shape by a good rack. I get more upset when I have to look at someone who is breaking the weight capacity on anything Spandex. |
Fear the Backstab!
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Ugly, overweight mom and fat daughter don't know how to handle nubile chick serving caffeine. What the fuck are they doing at a coffee shack anyway? I bet to high-hell they weren't getting no-fat lattes.
This is as stupid as that case where the guy wanted to work at Hooters.
I wish people didn't shit on logic and reason so often.
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It's not like there is a Starbucks every 200 yards in Washington, so they HAD to stop at that coffee shop.
I have never been to a bikini coffee shop, but I am totally driving up there this weekend just to thumb my nose at the retards in the protest. And get some coffee. And see some skin.
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Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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They didn't actually stop there, they saw it from their car as they were pasing by. The coffee shops have drive-through windows where the bikini girls are visibile from the road.
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Ookii
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Why waste his time with writing? You just want the pictures.
When there's writing it gives the impression it's an informative article while if there are just pictures we're all perverts. That's how Playboy works. |
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Mrbloodworth
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Cant see the vid from work =(
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Broughden
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I put the 'shill' in 'cockmonkey'.
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Are you fucking kidding me? The indignant mother actually said "its terrifying." You find other women's breasts terrifying? What kind of fucking retarded mouth breathing idiot are you? She said, "there should be a law." There are laws you fucking idiot. In many places (New York City included) it is NOT illegal for a woman to be topless in public, because the courts have said we would then have to make it just as illegal for a man to be topless in public. You know that whole equality of the sexes thing. GARGHGGGH I fucking hate 99% of people on this planet. Die die die! (Edit- When can the great cleansing begin?) |
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They didn't actually stop there, they saw it from their car as they were pasing by. The coffee shops have drive-through windows where the bikini girls are visibile from the road.
Who's side are you on, anyway? |
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SuperPopTart
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I for one am mortally offended.
I think I shall start an online petition.
No breasticles with my coffee, pls maam.
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Daeven
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Are you fucking kidding me? The indignant mother actually said "its terrifying." You find other women's breasts terrifying? What kind of fucking retarded mouth breathing idiot are you?
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It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shakes, the shakes become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion
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I don't know about you but I find my man-breasts terrifying.
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