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Topic: Man arrested for trying to start record company in Fort Worth (Read 2684 times)
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Nerf
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Well, sort of. 21-year-old accused of attempting to cash $360 billion check 04:01 PM CDT on Wednesday, April 30, 2008 http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/dn/yahoolatestnews/stories/050108dnmetbillion.b623795f.html?npcA man has been accused of attempting to pass a $360 billion check, which he claims was given to him by his girlfriend’s mother to start a record business, Fort Worth police said. Charles Ray Fuller, 21, of Crowley, was arrested on April 22 on an accusation of forgery, police said.  Police responded to a report of a man attempting to pass the check about 4 p.m. that day at the Chase bank in the 8600 block of South Hulen Street, Fort Worth police Lt. Paul Henderson said. The personal check was not made out to Mr. Fuller and when the bank contacted the check owner, the woman said she did not write a check for $360 billion. Mr. Fuller was also accused of unlawful carrying of a weapon and possession of marijuana, Lt. Henderson said. He may also face a theft charge in Crowley. Lt. Henderson said he did not know if Mr. Fuller and his girlfriend were still together. |
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HaemishM
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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If you gon' dream, playa, DREAM BIG.
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WayAbvPar
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How do you want that, sir? In a dump truck or cargo plane?
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When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
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DarkSign
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Pffft. Bearer bonds.
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schild
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Awesome.
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Llava
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Do you suppose he really thought it would work?
Think about the stupidity that requires for a minute.
I know it's easy to see he's dumb at a glance, but really think about it. Consider how much knowledge you would have to sacrifice to reach a mental valley low enough that you'd believe this scheme would work.
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That the saints may enjoy their beatitude and the grace of God more abundantly they are permitted to see the punishment of the damned in hell. -Saint Thomas Aquinas, Summa Theologica
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Righ
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I would have written "$10 Billionz" on a piece of paper, photocopied it 36 times and handed over the result. Then I would have taken an early lunch so I could follow him and watch him try and spend it.
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The camera adds a thousand barrels. - Steven Colbert
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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possession of marijuana, Lt. Henderson said. Do you suppose he really thought it would work? |
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Lantyssa
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Would you have ever tried something like that? I don't think it's the marijuana.
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Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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Would you have ever tried something like that? I don't think it's the marijuana.
He doesn't look like he's starting with a 150 IQ before he tokes, though. |
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Lantyssa
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I don't think he was starting with an 80...
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Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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Paelos
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CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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Tige
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to start a record business.
Thats what sunk him. He would have pulled it off had he said he was starting a new MMO studio that "boasts some heavy-hitting, pop-culture names" which "adds further credibility within the industry, strengthening our commitment to deploying a first-rate MMOG, and ensuring fans that we have the skill and experience to deliver an Online Entertainment Experience like no other." Most banks have heard that. At least once. |
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Llava
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Rrava roves you rong time
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Pot doesn't make you that stupid. No way. I know PLENTY of pot smokers, they've never even approached this level of dumb.
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That the saints may enjoy their beatitude and the grace of God more abundantly they are permitted to see the punishment of the damned in hell. -Saint Thomas Aquinas, Summa Theologica
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schild
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That guy all the way on the right is either high or trying to squeeze a turtle head BACK IN. Ironic considering the domain you hotlinked to. |
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Paelos
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Error 404: Title not found.
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I don't know what domain it is. I found it on a google search and laughed.
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CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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