Llava
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http://www.newsweek.com/id/132240?GT1=43002Kids' Book on Plastic Surgery
Mommy 2.0
A new picture book about plastic surgery aims to explain why mom is getting a flatter tummy and a 'prettier' nose. The article itself is long and not worth quoting because it's too reasonable to be funny. But the subject had me rolling.
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Margalis
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This thread title should have been the title of the book.
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vampirehipi23: I would enjoy a book written by a monkey and turned into a movie rather than this.
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Righ
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"My Beautiful Mommy" (Big Tent Books) Perhaps the publisher is named after a little bit of augmentation too. |
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Margalis
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Plastic surgery is something I just cannot understand. Most of it looks horrible. Giant round hard fake breasts with misplaced nipples, bloated fishy lips, frozen faces that don't move at all...how the hell did turning people ugly become big business?
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vampirehipi23: I would enjoy a book written by a monkey and turned into a movie rather than this.
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Nebu
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how the hell did turning people ugly become big business?
It's called porn. |
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stray
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Plastic surgery is something I just cannot understand. Most of it looks horrible. Giant round hard fake breasts with misplaced nipples, bloated fishy lips, frozen faces that don't move at all...how the hell did turning people ugly become big business?
I never liked the idea myself, but... I'm finding that some people I know or getting to know have at least some minor work done. So I'm torn. Don't feel like judging people about it nowadays. So far, augmented breasts aren't so bad anyways. I guess they've gotten better with that. Collagen injections are pretty scary looking though. Fortunately, I don't know anyone with that. |
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Llava
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"My Beautiful Mommy" (Big Tent Books) Perhaps the publisher is named after a little bit of augmentation too. Man, how did I miss that? |
That the saints may enjoy their beatitude and the grace of God more abundantly they are permitted to see the punishment of the damned in hell. -Saint Thomas Aquinas, Summa Theologica
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Lantyssa
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The good work you'll never know about.
After holding a pretty draconian view about plastic surgery for a while, I now believe that there are good reasons to have some procedures done, however people tend to take it to excess.
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Merusk
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Pft.. you people and your cries of 'omg excess'
Surely if a little is good, then more is even better. Follow the philosophy of MAX POWER!
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Paelos
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Nobody snuggles with Max Power. You strap yourself in and feel the "G"s!
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IainC
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Nobody snuggles with Max Power. You strap yourself in and feel the "G"s!
And by 'Gs' you mean G-cups amirite? |
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Every woman I've ever known who was considering augmentation didn't do it because of the very probable sensitivity loss. Unless you're a porn star who doesn't care about sex outside of work or a Chinese peasant girl trying to move your family to America, I don't see why any woman would do it.
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stray
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a Chinese peasant girl trying to move your family to America
Huh? |
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Samwise
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Silicone floats?
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stray
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Damnit. Where's a good, non-obscene breast-floatation pic when you need one?
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Righ
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Nebu
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They're all saline now, aren't they?
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Lantyssa
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Silicone is making a comeback.
That's the one alteration I don't understand. They're so much more fun when they're natural.
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Merusk
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Silicone is making a comeback.
That's the one alteration I don't understand. They're so much more fun when they're natural.
Haven't gotten to play with a mother yet, have you. Or more accurately, a mother who put on 2-3 cup sizes during pregnancy and then lost all that weight. I completely understand their desire for enhancement. |
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Lantyssa
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Yes, actually.  (We need a feminine version of :drilling and manliness:) |
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Margalis
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I like how the panda is licking its lips.
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vampirehipi23: I would enjoy a book written by a monkey and turned into a movie rather than this.
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I was thinking the same thing, Margalis.
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