Man Shoots Rogue Cock

[Krakrok]

http://www.local6.com/news/15871124/detail.html

The caption wrote itself I swear. This is particularly funny because where I use to live the neighbor across the street raised roosters for cock fighting. Apparently some people can't handle roasters crowing and in the case of the article it was only one (not 10-20 like in my case)!

[Miasma]

I am on the shooter's side.  Anything that makes noise in the morning should be destroyed.

[Righ]

I would have shopped him to the fuzz too. He could have used a fucking silencer.

[Signe]

If the gardeners even TRY to cut the lawn before 10 AM this year, I will be taking violent action.

[EvilPoptartress]

Sig, I think you should employee the use of a Hello Kitty (TM) Blast-o Gun. It shoots continuously bleeding Hello Kitties at gun speed at the heads of unsuspecting and potentially dangerous would be mowers, screamers, yellers and in-laws.

[Signe]

Sig, I think you should employee the use of a Hello Kitty (TM) Blast-o Gun. It shoots continuously bleeding Hello Kitties at gun speed at the heads of unsuspecting and potentially dangerous would be mowers, screamers, yellers and in-laws.

It sounds great but I've looked and I can't find one for sale.  I'd love to use it to pick off fat old ladies on the golf course, too. 

That would be awesomely splendid!