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stu
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I'm not sure how, but I stumbled into this news from California. Last year, the DMV in Sacramento received complaints about a local lawyer's license plate: GO 2 11. The basis for the offense was that someone felt it meant "Go to Hell." Anyways, the lawyer's formal response was pretty funny, so here it is in PDF glory: http://www.spinaltapfan.com/go211letter.pdfIf this has been posted before, apologies. It's worth another gander.  |
Dear Diary,
Jackpot!
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Samwise
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sentient yeast infection
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That's so awesome.
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Abagadro
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That was pretty sweet. Sometimes being a lawyer can be quite fun. I have a file at home with some of my more cheeky letters where I basically tell people to "fuck off asshole" without really doing so in so many words.
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"As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.”
-H.L. Mencken
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schild
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That was pretty sweet. Sometimes being a lawyer can be quite fun. I have a file at home with some of my more cheeky letters where I basically tell people to "fuck off asshole" without really doing so in so many words.
You should let us post them. |
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Roac
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That was pretty sweet. Sometimes being a lawyer can be quite fun. I have a file at home with some of my more cheeky letters where I basically tell people to "fuck off asshole" without really doing so in so many words.
You should let us post them. Heh, I second. |
-Roac
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"Young people who pretend to be wise to the ways of the world are mostly just cynics. Cynicism masquerades as wisdom, but it is the farthest thing from it. Because cynics don't learn anything. Because cynicism is a self-imposed blindness, a rejection of the world because we are afraid it will hurt us or disappoint us." -SC
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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Apropos of nothing, OMG WTF is not available in NY state. I SO wanted that plate.
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K9
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What's sad is that someone has the time to actually register a complaint about that sort of thing.
The response was all kinds of awesome though.
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I love the smell of facepalm in the morning
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Nebu
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What's sad is that someone has the time to actually register a complaint about that sort of thing.
I'm going to bet it was a gamer that plays on a RP server. |
"Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other."
- Mark Twain
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WayAbvPar
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This guy can be my lawyer any time.
I wonder if I can get FU FUNDIE?
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When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
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Abagadro
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I can't really post them because they contain too much confidential information. I will reproduce one of the juicier exchanges from very early in my career though. I was covering for another lawyer who was out of town and one of the other parties to an agreement wouldn't live up to it. I basically just informed his attorney that if he didn't come up with the money as required we would do some nasty stuff like foreclosures and seeking default of a Settlement Agreement, etc. Real standard stuff. My client was/is a hard-core businesswoman who didn't take shit from anyone and charged me with getting the money or taking appropriate action. His lawyer went all nutso on me and started accusing my client of fraud. After a bunch of exchanges he got all personal on me. After a bunch of chest-bumping he did about how he was chairman of this or that subcommittee of the Bar, here are verbatim excepts from our last exchange with his letter first and then mine. The additional purpose of this letter is to inform you that I think your conduct in this case has been outrageous. You have caused both your client and mine to incur substantially more fees than have been remotely necessary. I am tired of your threats and deadlines. Because I couldn't understand why you can't control your client, I called the Bar myself this morning and I have discovered that you passed the Bar as recently as October 1996. You have barely practiced law a year. By contrast, I have been a lawyer 16 years. The fact of the matter is that if you can't control your client, she should get another lawyer and you should withdraw form representing her.
Be advised that I am a neighbor of [a named partner of my firm] and I know several others in your firm. As a securities lawyer, I have known [another partner in my firm] for years. When this is over, be advised that I intend to write a letter to your firm and inform them of your conduct. You have caused you client (and mine) substantially more fees than have been remotely necessary and were your client to know that you have created dispute for dispute's [sic] sake, only adding to her fees, I have little doubt that she would file a Bar Complaint against you. The last bit of my response: As to the remainder of your letter of April 1, 1998, I will not even dignify it with a response. I am perfectly comfortable with my conduct in this case and the only outrageous actions have been on your part. While I have indeed practiced law for only a year and a half, your sixteen years of practice have apparently drained you of civility. Please feel free to contact anyone you wish at this law firm to discuss my conduct. I have already discussed the matter with senior members of this firm and, as your reputation precedes you, I am not worried. Good day. The postscript to this is that the client I was representing there for the first time to cover ultimately became my #1 client and probably paid me over 100 grand in fees over the years. |
"As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.”
-H.L. Mencken
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WayAbvPar
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I have already discussed the matter with senior members of this firm and, as your reputation precedes you, I am not worried. That is just pure win. What a douche. |
When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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Llava
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Rrava roves you rong time
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Apropos of nothing, OMG WTF is not available in NY state. I SO wanted that plate.
I've actually seen the guy who has CTHULHU here in Arizona. And no, I didn't and don't know him. |
That the saints may enjoy their beatitude and the grace of God more abundantly they are permitted to see the punishment of the damned in hell. -Saint Thomas Aquinas, Summa Theologica
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