Ironwood

[Xerapis]

Signe has all the best pics.  One of these days I'm just going to raid her hard drive. 

[eldaec]

Fuck Venom.

[Xerapis]

Ok.  I'll take one for the team on that.

 

[WindupAtheist]

Samwise, that was the best WTF pic I've ever seen.  Any text or other addition would only mar it.

[Polysorbate80]

Sauce! Nao! 

Had to look it up again, Brooke Burke was her name

[Samwise]

Samwise, that was the best WTF pic I've ever seen.  Any text or other addition would only mar it.

Agreed.

[Talpidae]

 

You people are insane.  Quite literally insane.

I read this whole thread (and what it became) and then I scratch my head that A - Anyone Cares and B - Anyone is surprised at my hiatus considering what the thread morphed into.

I took a break for quite a few reasons, none of them actually site related.  So there are at least 3 people in here who can calm down on that score.

I'm fine.  Family's fine.  Work is....well, works shite, but I get paid a fuckload, so it's not all bad.


For what it's worth, I banned myself, since I was sure the lure would be strong.  I scrambled my password and changed my e-mail address to a vibrator repair shop.  Sorry to anyone who tried to get in touch with me that way.

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Oh;  and you're all Cunts.

[Tebonas]

Told them it was creepy, but nobody listens to me anymore now that they know I'm not your gimmick account.

[Bunk]

Welcome back, cockmunch. Glad to hear that everything's good.

[WayAbvPar]

I demand that you use your regular account. I am sure Trippy can send you a new password or something. Your new identity frightens and confuses me.

[stray]

Sounds elfish.

[Lantyssa]

You people are insane.  Quite literally insane.

My insanity is a defense mechanism.  It keeps me sane.

Oh;  and you're all Cunts.

Missed you!

[Signe]

I do sort of imagine you as appearing mole-like, in an incredibly handsome and wealthy way, though.  Maybe with tiny round specs and a dashing waxed mustache.  You're old pw is probably somewhere still in your cache, you know.  Righ has gone, too, now.  Definitely needed a break.  From here, not from me!  He didn't like some of the things he was saying around here, so he buggered off.  I stay out of politics so I can game with almost everyone here without wanting to take numerous scalding showers and scrubbing until my skin comes off.  Unfortunately, some can't refrain from forcing me to hate them by bringing their stupidity into the rest of the forum.  I now avoid more threads than I read.     Which means I have more time for kittens and shoes!   

[Nevermore]

I do sort of imagine you as appearing mole-like, in an incredibly handsome and wealthy way, though.  Maybe with tiny round specs and a dashing waxed mustache.

Close!

[Broughden]

Which means I have more time for kittens and shoes!   

 

[Reg]

I'm going to assume that this is some kind of hoax. The real Ironwood would never have done anything so silly and overly-dramatic as to sabotage his own account. I mean - Geldon did that too.

[Triforcer]

Hello!  All your enemies (present company excluded) have been banned or exiled in various ideological purges.  We can have fun again!

[Talpidae]

It wasn't anything to do with Drama :  For Christ's Sake, I was in the Top Eight posters of all time.  I had a problem.  :)  Merely ignoring the boards wasn't gonna do it.  There would always be some wee fuckstick with an opinion that I couldn't ignore.  Somewhere, Someone was WRONG on the Internet !

So I changed that.  I was fortunate to have Talpidae here, which was a gimmick account I made around the time of all the 'mole' posting.  Hell, that indicates that I had a problem.  I wrote flow charts and graphs and presentations to prove Tal wasn't a mole.  It was going to be a fucking stunning Gimmick.  The mods would recognise the IP and keep it going.  It was gonna be a wizard wheeze.  Then I realised that I had spent 3 days making a joke from the boards and I was bored.  My co-workers were looking at the charts and saying 'New IT Project ?'  I told 'em it was a web thing that I didn't think would get off the ground.  I told them it was the F13 project.  That still makes me smile.

It was much later I just gave it up.  It co-incided with the great 'Schild Has No Brain' thread that went on in the Super Sekrit forums, but it wasn't anything to do with that.  I was arguing with him and suddenly, just like that, the switch went off.  Time to stop.

So I did.  Signe's Right;  Scottish people are just like that.  A LOT of things just stopped around Casa Ironwood.

I hadn't even browsed as a guest or looked at the front page till today on the Edinburgh train.  That proved to be a mistake.  This thread totally freaked me out, so I reincarnated Talpidae to say my piece, tell you all to stop worrying, and then head off again.

And here I am.  Heading off.

Yup, Going now.

Any second...

Wait for it.

[HaemishM]

Don't head off again. We need a daily dose of irritable Scottish prick telling us we're all cunts.

[Nebu]

I always preferred the rational and objective side of the man.  Granted, it always came with a side of bile.

I understand why he's leaving and respect him for it.  Best regards to you, sir.   

[MrHat]

Going Cold Turkey was invented by the Scotts?

[Lantyssa]

G'luck with buggering off now that you've come back.


<time card punch>
"G'night Ralph."  "See you tomorrow, Sam."

[voodoolily]

Welcome back, you salty dog. Even though I know you're a Scot(tish person?) I always read your voice to sound like Yatzhee Croshaw. I think that's why you're so rich, right?

The only threads I talk in anymore are the sekkrit threads, the photo threads and my own recipe thread. How's that for commitment?

[Merusk]

You're a well-loved and respected assmunch around these parts of the interweb, 'wood.   This thread shouldn't surprise you much.

Imagine, if you will, that you just didn't show up at work one day.  They'd wonder and tlak about you, too.  It just wouldn't be immortalized for you to find some time later.

It probably also wouldn't degenerate into talking about your sexual preferences either, but then we're all pervs here.

[voodoolily]

Imagine, if you will, that you just didn't show up at work one day.  They'd wonder and tlak about you, too.  It just wouldn't be immortalized for you to find some time later.

No, they'd just fire his ass.

[Margalis]

Welcome back.

Moderation is a good thing. No need to go cold turkey. Just set the egg timer for 5 minutes.

[Velorath]

I want to see the graphs and flow charts.

[Salamok]

Don't head off again. We need a daily dose of irritable Scottish prick telling us we're all cunts.

have the mods reactivate his old account and turn it into a bot.  Create some esoteric set of spawning rules to trigger the you are all a bunch of cunts reply.

[Signe]

My flow chart:

[Engels]

Does the hormonal activity level correlate to irritability, or just, you know, being more hormonal in the way guys who are said to be hormonal get hormonal and uhm, stuff?

[voodoolily]

I'm only really edgy/weepy/cunty for about a day, one week before my period. I'm on the Pill, so my hormones are like clockwork, but yes, Engels, it does. And stuff.

[Xerapis]

BAD SIGNE!

Oh, and kinda-sorta-welcome back to Ironwood.

I mean, you're definitely welcomed and I hope you stick around, but in case you're not actually sticking...

oh fuck it, you know what i mean

[WindupAtheist]

Don't head off again. We need a daily dose of irritable Scottish prick telling us we're all cunts.

have the mods reactivate his old account and turn it into a bot.  Create some esoteric set of spawning rules to trigger the you are all a bunch of cunts reply.

Have it reply with "Shut up" every third time I post.  Two out of three in politics.   

[Xanthippe]

When did you come back?

I missed seeing Zod around.  And baby pictures.

[Signe]

I love that baby.  More pics please!  Her face always brightens my day!