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Topic: Fox News has hit a new low... (Read 8259 times)
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Triforcer
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All life begins with Nu and ends with Nu. This is the truth! This is my belief! At least for now...
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Nebu
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Murder, blood, and girl-on-girl action. Looks like it has all the components necessary to improve ratings.
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"Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other."
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SnakeCharmer
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How are the details of the murder Fox News fault?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FOX NEWS!!!!! kneejerking is just stupid.
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HaemishM
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You don't see how the title of the story alone is just a WEEEE bit sensationalistic?
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SnakeCharmer
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Oh, yeah. Of course, Fox is the only news media that does such a thing. Ever.  |
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HaemishM
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No, they just refine it to a disgusting art.
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Moosehands
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I blame rock music.
Wait, what?
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Triforcer
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Oh, yeah. Of course, Fox is the only news media that does such a thing. Ever. I'm usually the biggest fox news defender you'll see. But in this case, I honestly can't see CNN, for example, going with that exact headline. |
All life begins with Nu and ends with Nu. This is the truth! This is my belief! At least for now...
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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Sadistic Killer Lesbians Shared Blood Lust Damn. Now I want to start a punk band called Sadistic Killer Lesbians and name the first album Shared Blood Lust. |
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Signe
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I would buy that!
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My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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WayAbvPar
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How are the details of the murder Fox News fault?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FOX NEWS!!!!! kneejerking is just stupid.
Yeah! It was probably some potsmoking hippies that did it anyway. |
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Roac
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You don't see how the title of the story alone is just a WEEEE bit sensationalistic? Heh. Actually, reading the article (and local ones, to double check), I'd say the title exactly sums up what happened. Title seems fine. Sensationalism is that Fox ran the story at all - far as I can tell, CNN, ABC, CBS, NBC, and MSN haven't. |
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"Young people who pretend to be wise to the ways of the world are mostly just cynics. Cynicism masquerades as wisdom, but it is the farthest thing from it. Because cynics don't learn anything. Because cynicism is a self-imposed blindness, a rejection of the world because we are afraid it will hurt us or disappoint us." -SC
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tazelbain
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If they could have worked dildos and gay marriage into to story, it'd have been better.
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Moosehands
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Damn. Now I want to start a punk band called Sadistic Killer Lesbians and name the first album Shared Blood Lust.
must resist... urge... to make up song titles.... aaaaaaaaaa |
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murdoc
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I admit it, I checked out the article to see if there were pictures of the Lesbians.
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Have you tried the internet? It's made out of millions of people missing the point of everything and then getting angry about it
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Der Helm
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I would buy that!
i would slamdance to that  |
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Oban
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It worked. You clicked it. Job well done. |
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stu
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"Dwarf Rapes Nun, Flees in UFO" is better. The FOX News article has that sleazy Grind House vibe though, so I give them good marks.
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Dear Diary,
Jackpot!
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TheWalrus
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Killed because she was annoying. Can you imagine how many less people thered be on the planet?
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NiX
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This site would empty pretty fast.
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Llava
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I am not annoying.
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That the saints may enjoy their beatitude and the grace of God more abundantly they are permitted to see the punishment of the damned in hell. -Saint Thomas Aquinas, Summa Theologica
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Paelos
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Error 404: Title not found.
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I wasn't shocked.
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Margalis
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Oh, yeah. Of course, Fox is the only news media that does such a thing. Ever.
It took you 2 minutes to change your argument. Lol. |
vampirehipi23: I would enjoy a book written by a monkey and turned into a movie rather than this.
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Phildo
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"Dwarf Rapes Nun, Flees in UFO"
You're half-way there, but you need to be more colorful. Is the dwarf an alcoholic? Is the nun in charge of every homeless shelter in Australia? Is the UFO a saucer or is it one of those tripod things that are more in vogue these days? So it reads more like this: "Alcoholic Dwarf Rapes Defenseless Puppy-loving Nun, Flees in US Air Force Jet." See, now we're hooking people that hate dwarves AND alcoholics, people that love puppies and people that think the US government/military is behind everything. |
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Oban
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Drunk Dwarf Defiles Defenseless Dalmation, Flees in Flightless Fighter.
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Palin 2012 : Let's go out with a bang!
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lamaros
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Didn't we already have a thread about this? Here I was thinking there was a global trend of lesbian killers, but it's just the same incident that gets play every month or so. I blame the patriarchy.
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Riggswolfe
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Didn't we already have a thread about this? Here I was thinking there was a global trend of lesbian killers, but it's just the same incident that gets play every month or so. I blame the patriarchy.
It was a thread about Australia. I find this news story very upsetting honestly. Mostly because of the attitude these women have towards their crime. It makes me want to choke them with their lover's entrails. |
"We live in a country, where John Lennon takes six bullets in the chest, Yoko Ono was standing right next to him and not one fucking bullet! Explain that to me! Explain that to me, God! Explain it to me, God!" - Denis Leary summing up my feelings about the nature of the universe.
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Calantus
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The problem with that plan is you can only kill one of them that way. You'll need a different method to kill the first one.
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Chimpy
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The problem with that plan is you can only kill one of them that way. You'll need a different method to kill the first one.
People can be disemboweled whilst alive, was part of the "punishment" in being drawn and quartered in ye olde england. |
'Reality' is the only word in the language that should always be used in quotes.
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Moosehands
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« Last Edit: March 11, 2008, 05:49:08 PM by Moosehands »
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Margalis
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Heh. Don't forget Fox argued in court for the right to lie to viewers.
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vampirehipi23: I would enjoy a book written by a monkey and turned into a movie rather than this.
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Der Helm
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People can be disemboweled whilst alive, was part of the "punishment" in being drawn and quartered in ye olde England.
You did have to remind me of that, didn't you ? I still feel a bit squeamish when I think of that scene in Braveheart. (Or reading the Wikipedia article on capital punishment in the medieval ages) |
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