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Signe
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on: February 20, 2008, 10:23:34 AM

With Heidi's tata fetish, it would probably be an unsafe environment for someone with such a fragile brain.




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Reply #1 on: February 20, 2008, 11:28:17 AM

Thank you, Signe. Heart

Hahahaha!  I'm really good at this!
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Reply #2 on: February 20, 2008, 03:43:41 PM



A gift for Signe. 

No Nerf, but I put a link to this very thread and I said that you all can guarantee for my purity. I even mentioned your case, and see if they can take a look at your lawn from a Michigan perspective.
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Reply #3 on: February 20, 2008, 03:45:51 PM

That'll put me off of hard liquor for a few nights.
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Reply #4 on: February 20, 2008, 05:00:44 PM

Thanks! 

That used to be my avatard.  It was a favourite.  I like big like that, too.

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Reply #5 on: February 20, 2008, 09:58:58 PM

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Reply #6 on: February 20, 2008, 11:21:20 PM

I was about to post that that ad seems gay. Then I googled it -- turns out it's from Sex and the City, not a real ad. (Sex in the City? whatever)

So I take that back. It's not gay, it's super gay.

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Reply #7 on: February 21, 2008, 05:59:51 AM

Wait, it's gay to show a hot naked guy on a show aimed towards women?  Head scratch

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Reply #8 on: February 21, 2008, 06:02:29 AM

Wait, it's gay to show a hot naked guy on a show aimed towards women?  Head scratch

Remember what we are always told by the feminist movement: the media is dominated by men producing content for the benefit of men.  Wimmin are marginalised.  Therefore, this must be the product of us evil male hegemonists.  And therefore gay.

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Reply #9 on: February 21, 2008, 07:00:36 AM

Oh come on.  You know he's pretty enough to the lads on, too, and not just our Xerapis!  He's pretty like Sebastion Bach.  Just try and tell me you guys didn't get stiffies looking at Sebastian sing a horrible epic rock song behind bars. 


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Reply #10 on: February 21, 2008, 07:08:43 AM

I think you overestimate our gayness.

While I adore gays and find them fine because it leaves more women to me (in theory), I can't remember an instant where I thought "Give that man tits and I'd do him".
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Reply #11 on: February 21, 2008, 07:10:54 AM

I met Sebastian Bach a couple of times. He seemed nice but I can't say I found myself energised in the trouser department at any point.

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Reply #12 on: February 21, 2008, 07:11:17 AM

Pish.  Look at these guys.  You would so do them!

PS  I've met him, too.  He is so much prettier air brushed.  Still....

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Reply #13 on: February 21, 2008, 07:16:27 AM

I'm completely honest with you here. I wouldn't even do myself. I don't get attraction to males, I wait for the day all straight women realize their mistake, slaughter us for our seed and only ever make out with each other.

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Reply #14 on: February 21, 2008, 07:40:26 AM

Bach cracks me up...He's a funny guy. Had more balls than other hair rockers too, despite appearances.

Not really in the "gives me a hard on" department though.


[EDIT] You know what's really gay? That one of you actually thought it necessary to split this from the Britney thread, and call it a derail.
« Last Edit: February 21, 2008, 07:46:16 AM by Stray »
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Reply #15 on: February 21, 2008, 09:03:54 AM

Britney is the definition of Serious Business!  Ohhhhh, I see.

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Reply #16 on: February 21, 2008, 09:12:48 AM

Oh come on.  You know he's pretty enough to the lads on, too, and not just our Xerapis!  He's pretty like Sebastion Bach.  Just try and tell me you guys didn't get stiffies looking at Sebastian sing a horrible epic rock song behind bars. 
Let me say that 80s look did wonders for the ladies, but I got several 'modelling' offers when I lived in LA.



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Reply #17 on: February 21, 2008, 09:16:29 AM

How the hell did this get split off?  Have you people even bothered to LOOK at the content of that thread?  If you're going to split this off, you need to go back and split the other 40 derailments off.  Sheesh.  Tossers.

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Reply #18 on: February 21, 2008, 10:00:57 AM

This is clearly discrimination against primo beefcake mangina.
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Reply #19 on: February 21, 2008, 10:25:52 AM

I was just trying to reward Signe.  Boobies are a good thing!

 ACK!

No Nerf, but I put a link to this very thread and I said that you all can guarantee for my purity. I even mentioned your case, and see if they can take a look at your lawn from a Michigan perspective.
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Reply #20 on: February 21, 2008, 02:23:27 PM

I'm not gay or nothin', but even that Absolute Dude's armpit hair looks well kept. Also, unicorns are cool.

Also, it must be great to be Heidi Klum's hands.

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Reply #21 on: February 21, 2008, 02:37:02 PM

Or Seal's chin.

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Reply #22 on: February 21, 2008, 04:01:44 PM

I'm completely honest with you here. I wouldn't even do myself. I don't get attraction to males, I wait for the day all straight women realize their mistake, slaughter us for our seed and only ever make out with each other.

You too? Personally I think it's the day we're no longer needed for reproduction since our strength is no longer necessary because of machines. The only trump card we've got left is we're necessary for the survival of the species. Of course if we can produce artificial women who don't talk or spend money soon enough after we're irrelevant we could do away with the women instead because we'd have better fighters on account of all the experience we've had killing eachother. Also, I hear China has way more men than women these days so we'd outnumber them too hopefully.

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Reply #23 on: February 21, 2008, 05:21:23 PM

Sex in the City is pretty popular among gay men.

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Reply #24 on: February 21, 2008, 05:54:15 PM

Sex in the City is pretty popular among gay men.

Actually, I rather enjoyed the show as well.  And I am not gay.


No Nerf, but I put a link to this very thread and I said that you all can guarantee for my purity. I even mentioned your case, and see if they can take a look at your lawn from a Michigan perspective.
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Reply #25 on: February 21, 2008, 06:43:05 PM

This is an awful derailment. Here, let me help.






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Reply #26 on: February 21, 2008, 08:05:42 PM


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Reply #27 on: February 21, 2008, 09:51:24 PM

So Cheddar likes Sex & the City and Pink... and isn't gay.  Check.
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Reply #28 on: February 21, 2008, 10:00:17 PM

Actually, I rather enjoyed the show as well.  And I am not gay.

Check again.

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