Are these guys straight up?

[Merusk]

Bad rap music? Check!
Possible moderator abuse? Check!
Money? Check!
MONKEYS?!?!? CHECK!!!!

Now we just need a big flame war about SWG and this thread will have everything.

NGE was the best thing ever to happen to that game.  Sim-Beru fucking sucked ass, and anyone with a real job and life to keep track of realized it.  





 

[Yoru]

Gentlemen, this one must go to Eleven. My bold and daring plan to bring this to fruition shall be termed the New Thread Experience. It will involve randomly editing posts into lolcat image macros and stealing Schild's wallet, which is just dripping with the ill-begotten lucre donated by all the poor posters we've hoodwinked with our dastardly antics.

Then I will pierce the heavens with my .

[Hutch]

I volunteer strictly so I can flame people and edit their posts willy nilly. And for the 1337 name color.

Wait, what? You can volunteer to be a mod on this site?

I hereby volunteer! All ye, prepare for my reign, which will be both "short-lived" and "of terror".
 

[Nevermore]

Dees guys are straight up, yo!

[Moosehands]

One previous post, here:  http://forums.f13.net/index.php?topic=12065.msg405507#msg405507

mmmm, somebody's bitter!   

[Samwise]

Geldonyetich parachute account spotted.

My money's on mnemon, personally.  The writing quality is too poor for any of our more recent departures.

[tazelbain]

The title makes me think of Paula Abdul.

[Phildo]

Also, Souljaboy (the rapper) should be paying royalties to whoever wrote the original "Eenie, Meenie, Minie, Moe".  I'm just saying.

[Xanthippe]

The title makes me think of Paula Abdul.

Crying?

[Tebonas]

Damn, I've got that song stuck in my head now. I'll have to disconnect my internet so that I don't buy it on itunes.

[schild]

OrgName:    Everyones Internet
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Address:    Suite 205
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StateProv:  TX
PostalCode: 77002
Country:    US

ReferralServer: rwhois://rwhois.ev1servers.net:4321/

NetRange:   207.218.192.0 - 207.218.255.255
CIDR:       207.218.192.0/18
NetName:    EVRY-BLK-1
NetHandle:  NET-207-218-192-0-1
Parent:     NET-207-0-0-0-0
NetType:    Direct Allocation
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Updated:    2006-11-28

Knock yourself out, guys.

[Sky]

Does this mean he's not making a donation? Get the heavy hitters to sue his friend for libel.

[Jain Zar]

Bad rap music? Check!
Possible moderator abuse? Check!
Money? Check!
MONKEYS?!?!? CHECK!!!!

Now we just need a big flame war about SWG and this thread will have everything.

NGE was the best thing ever to happen to that game.  Sim-Beru fucking sucked ass, and anyone with a real job and life to keep track of realized it.  

 

But it was still a buggy, poorly programmed system abusing pile of ass in either version.
So where does that leave us?

[Lantyssa]

Oh crap!  You guys are onto me!

(Seriously though, I know the address of the hosting company.  I drive by when I go to a friend's house.  That's kind of cool.)

[schild]

It's Vajuras.

I think it's time to contact his boss.

[Triforcer]

It's Vajuras.

I think it's time to contact his boss.

Who is Vajuras?  A site search turned up one other use of his name other than this one.  Did I miss a colorful character in the F13 rogues gallery?

[tazelbain]

http://forums.f13.net/index.php?topic=11866

[schild]

He's a developer that's borderline retarded and is a shining example of how much the Warhammer 40k MMOG is going to blow donkey nuts.

Also, Tazelbain meant to link to this: http://forums.f13.net/index.php?topic=11876.0

[Phildo]

I really need to keep up with things better.  How did I completely miss out on this guy?!?

[Samwise]

He deleted his legendary thread right as it was getting really good.  Schild reposted it in screenshot form, but it died soon thereafter since most of the fun had already been had.

[Soukyan]

We have Moderators here? 

[souljaboy]

Ouch sorry for the confusion had a long flight back home couldn't post

Well are there any threads where the poster got his posts edited? Any other 'drama' threads that perhaps my friend might be referring to?

Didn't really expect staff to post that's pretty coo. I really don't post much online myself if I can avoid it. Yeah this was a horrible intro and it looks like I'll get shunned for liking souljaboy

[stray]

There have been worse intro threads. This one was just amusing.

Yes, sometimes the staff come from high off their treetops to speak with us (between you and me though, they're not really treetops. More like shrubs. Large bushes at best).

[Azazel]

I feel stupider for having read the OP. Like, dropped some IQ points.

[Ironwood]

Bad rap music? Check!
Possible moderator abuse? Check!
Money? Check!
MONKEYS?!?!? CHECK!!!!

Now we just need a big flame war about SWG and this thread will have everything.

Marrow.

[Lantyssa]

Well are there any threads where the poster got his posts edited? Any other 'drama' threads that perhaps my friend might be referring to?

Usually only for unlabelled or in-line NSFW pics or broken links get edited.  Spambots provide some editorial fun.  People being really, really, ireally idiotic might, but  I can't think of any instances off the top of my head though.  They would rather let people see the poster's words in all their (un)glory.

[Chenghiz]

Guys this is a democracy rite?

[Phildo]

Guys this is a democracy rite?

...I see what you did there.

[Big Gulp]

Simply your friend is misinformed.

I'd like to speak about the money, Schild has never used any money made from the site for personal gain.

Liar!

Those fuckers live in palatial splendor with Laotian serving girls tending to their every need.  Their toilet paper is made of silk, and their diets consist entirely of rare, imported endangered species.

I've seen the truth behind f13, and it ain't pretty.

[Calantus]

Ignoring the fact that the OP is somebody with a grudge, what would prompt someone to make a thread like this? I mean, at some point the OP thought "yes, this would look perfectly natural and not obviously a disgruntled ex-poster at all". So who does this sort of thing just out of the blue?

[Rasix]

Ouch sorry for the confusion had a long flight back home couldn't post

Well are there any threads where the poster got his posts edited? Any other 'drama' threads that perhaps my friend might be referring to?

Didn't really expect staff to post that's pretty coo. I really don't post much online myself if I can avoid it. Yeah this was a horrible intro and it looks like I'll get shunned for liking souljaboy

Cut out the act or we're going to call your boss and tell him how naughty you've been.

[Hutch]

Yeah this was a horrible intro and it looks like I'll get shunned for liking souljaboy

That's not why you'll get shunned.

[Murgos]

Ouch sorry for the confusion had a long flight back home couldn't post

Aww, aright den dog, I guess we all cool.  Ain't no harm done.


You wanna go down to the store and get a 40?  I hear dey havin a sale on Mickey's.

[Azaroth]

Thirdly, what does it matter how much traffic this site gets? Is there discussion you like on here? If yes, join in.

Here's what I use this site for.

I ignored the rest of the drama beyond this.

This forum is one of the few places on the internet that I actually find the odd discussion that interests me. I honestly dont' give a flying ratshit hamburger about the traffic or who the moderators are sleeping with or what panties Schild has on today.

As far as donations, who the fuck cares? Honestly? Do you realize how much money in donations a place like this would bring in?

Approxmiately Jack. Fucking. Shit.

I have experience with online communities and donations. Trust me. Profit No. I bet Schild doesn't even cover the hosting costs month by month, let alone sip maitais with underage hookers in Yugoslavia on the dime of the fair, innocent, naive people who foolishly donated money to him.

[Ratman_tf]

Now we just need a big flame war about SWG and this thread will have everything.

THEY TOOK OUT TAMERS! I WANTED TO BE ASH KETCHUMWALKER GODDAMNIT!!!