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Abagadro
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on: January 26, 2008, 01:16:03 PM


"As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.”

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Reply #1 on: January 26, 2008, 01:18:35 PM

Best to seal your windows with duct tape and wear a bike helmet whenever you walk outside.  Just in case.

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bhodi
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Reply #2 on: January 26, 2008, 01:20:56 PM

Did they check Piedmont, AZ?
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Reply #3 on: January 26, 2008, 04:33:32 PM

As a solution, let's throw more shit up in space!

I'd love to see a map of the earth with colored dots representing all the satellites we have orbiting us.  Extra points if they're coded by nationality!
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Reply #4 on: January 26, 2008, 07:46:17 PM

2/3 of the earth is covered in water.. Roughly, what, 1/3 of that remainder is inhabited and most of that is covered in people we officially or unofficially hate.   I'd say they're just playing the odds on not having to deal with it..

Yes, it's stupid, but why would it be surprising?

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bhodi
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Reply #5 on: January 26, 2008, 08:53:55 PM

Uhm, there are a lot of satellites. Here are just the geostationary ones.


The LEO cloud basically covers the earth.
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Reply #6 on: January 27, 2008, 04:13:21 AM

Did they check Piedmont, AZ?

Check. Unfortunately, everyone wad dead except an infant and an old sterno drinker.

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Reply #7 on: January 27, 2008, 09:28:45 AM

Thanks, Bhodi, for reminding me why we're doomed.  That's a lot of heavy crap waiting to fall on us.
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Reply #8 on: January 27, 2008, 11:17:35 AM

I'd like to point out that the moon is not geostationary.

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Reply #9 on: January 27, 2008, 05:22:07 PM

I'd like to point out that the moon is not geostationary.

You liberals and your 'science.'  Next you're going to tell me the sun doesn't revolve around the earth and the Flintstones wasn't a documentary.

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Reply #10 on: January 28, 2008, 12:56:30 AM

I've painted my teeth blue, but I'm still not receiving my email in my head.  What am I doing wrong?
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Reply #11 on: January 28, 2008, 07:30:44 AM

Quote from: The NSA
The satellite, which no longer can be controlled, could contain hazardous materials, and it is unknown where on the planet it might come down, they said.
Our intelligence community defines irony.
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