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Ironwood
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on: January 26, 2008, 12:38:27 PM

Are we Scared of Asses now ?


If I say that's ridiculous, am I just being 'European' ?

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Reply #1 on: January 26, 2008, 12:58:27 PM

No, it is ridiculous. The FCC has been hijacked by the same fundy brigade that has taken over much of the Executive Branch and there is a nice astroturf organization called the Parent's Television Council that gins up complaints.

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Reply #2 on: January 26, 2008, 04:35:41 PM

I blame this on the Parents Television Council.
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Reply #3 on: January 26, 2008, 06:18:36 PM

This is from a show that aired in 2003. Why is it getting slapped down now?

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Reply #4 on: January 26, 2008, 07:42:45 PM

I've more objections to seeing Dennis Franz's ass than any female's. Yay for the FCC.

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Reply #5 on: January 26, 2008, 07:44:19 PM

I blame this in Christians.

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Reply #6 on: January 26, 2008, 07:46:18 PM

This makes complete sense.

I mean, sure, it's just one female's ass on the air now, but it's a slippery slope.  First it's just a hint of buttocks, and the next thing you know your kids are watching midgets wearing nun habits in hardcore double-penetration S&M porn on the Disney Channel at two in the afternoon and there's not a DAMN thing you can do about it.

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Reply #7 on: January 26, 2008, 08:03:29 PM

Turn off the TV?

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Reply #8 on: January 26, 2008, 08:06:24 PM

Turn off the TV?

What are you, some kind of commie?

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Reply #9 on: January 27, 2008, 04:30:47 PM

I tried to turn off my television and jackbooted FOX thugs burst in and started beating me with truncheons.

I can only assume that if I'd been in the US and had access to FOX it would have been even worse and probably have involved tasers/guns.

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Reply #10 on: January 27, 2008, 05:11:10 PM

I tried to turn off my television and jackbooted FOX thugs burst in and started beating me with truncheons.

I can only assume that if I'd been in the US and had access to FOX it would have been even worse and probably have involved tasers/guns.

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Reply #11 on: January 28, 2008, 07:30:55 AM

Turn off the TV?

And turn off the advertising?  Are you insane?  ACK!

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Reply #12 on: January 28, 2008, 12:20:59 PM

What are you, some kind of commie?
Close enough for Politics.

Turn off the TV?
And turn off the advertising?  Are you insane?  ACK!
Yes?

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Reply #13 on: January 28, 2008, 12:28:45 PM

This makes complete sense.

I mean, sure, it's just one female's ass on the air now, but it's a slippery slope.  First it's just a hint of buttocks, and the next thing you know your kids are watching midgets wearing nun habits in hardcore double-penetration S&M porn on the Disney Channel at two in the afternoon and there's not a DAMN thing you can do about it.
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Reply #14 on: January 28, 2008, 12:35:10 PM


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Reply #15 on: January 28, 2008, 02:06:02 PM

Meanwhile you can still get soft core porn on FX by catching the continued exploits of Sean and Christian our resident favorite plastic surgeons... Damn I love that show.

BWL is funny tho.  It's like watching a Special Needs school take a field trip to a minefield.
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Reply #16 on: February 21, 2008, 06:59:49 AM

As an update, the appeal was declined recently, and they have to pay up by today on the majority of the fines. 

http://www.broadcastingcable.com/article/CA6533658.html?industryid=47171


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...the FCC concluded Tuesday again that "the depiction of an adult woman’s naked buttocks was sufficiently graphic and explicit to support an indecency finding."

The FCC continued: "She is not wearing a g-string or other clothing, nor are the shots of her buttocks pixillated or obscured. Thus, the material is sufficiently graphic and explicit to support an indecency finding. Although the partial views of her naked breast from behind and from the side are not sufficiently graphic and explicit in and of themselves to support an indecency finding, they also add somewhat to the first factor’s weight here."

"In context and on balance," the FCC concluded, "the graphic, repeated, pandering, titillating and shocking nature of the scene’s visual depiction of a woman’s naked buttocks warrant a finding that it is patently offensive under contemporary community standards for the broadcast medium, notwithstanding any artistic or social merit and the presence of a parental advisory and rating. Therefore, it is actionably indecent."


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Reply #17 on: February 21, 2008, 08:22:16 AM

I just don't get it. Where do these people get that these scenes were shocking or titilating? I'm a big fan of NYPD Blue, and yes, it was nearly a joke how often they'd make an excuse to show ass. However, it was always in the context of an intimate and often tender moment between main characters.

It may have been titilating. So what? Shocking? Only to these maladjusted perverts. Pandering? Pandering to who? Porn starved morons too stupid to find porn on the internet? Oh, right, that'd be the FCC.

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Reply #18 on: February 21, 2008, 08:42:09 AM

American television cracks me up.  You can show people getting killed thousands of different ways.  Show a nipple or an animal getting hurt and it's mass hysteria.  It's messed up. 

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Reply #19 on: February 21, 2008, 08:50:03 AM

Eurpoean football does the same to me. I can't see fighting someone else simply because you don't like the same sports team as I do.  DRILLING AND MANLINESS


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Reply #20 on: February 21, 2008, 09:19:07 AM

American television cracks me up.  You can show people getting killed thousands of different ways.  Show a nipple or an animal getting hurt and it's mass hysteria.  It's messed up. 

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Reply #21 on: February 21, 2008, 09:23:48 AM

This country is so fucked.

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Reply #22 on: February 21, 2008, 09:48:06 AM

In all fairness, someone probably should be fined for trying to pass her (nsfw) off as someone who would be fucking him.

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Reply #23 on: February 21, 2008, 01:41:00 PM

Carry on like this and you may as well become a British colony again.

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Reply #24 on: February 21, 2008, 02:02:02 PM

Would I be paid in pounds?

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Reply #25 on: February 21, 2008, 02:04:29 PM

I would rather be paid in pints, if it's all the same.

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Reply #26 on: February 21, 2008, 03:39:43 PM

We can form the Pounds and Pints Party!

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Reply #27 on: February 21, 2008, 08:15:24 PM

Actually, that's about right. You get wonderfully drunk and wake up in a barracks bunk with a shilling in your pocket.

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Reply #28 on: February 21, 2008, 09:47:47 PM

I ain't bein' pressed into the British service again!
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Reply #29 on: February 22, 2008, 06:38:44 AM

Yeah! We got us representation for our taxation now. Just look at how legislators reflect almost exactly the public opinion polls and look how highly governmental bodies are rated in satisfaction.
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Reply #30 on: February 22, 2008, 09:38:50 AM

Yeah! We got us representation for our taxation now. Just look at how legislators reflect almost exactly the public corporate opinion polls and look how highly governmental bodies are rated in satisfaction by their lobbyists.

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Reply #31 on: February 22, 2008, 11:39:50 AM

Do I really have to green text posts like that?
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