schild
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Congratulations Land Lubbers you were one of the first 10 people to discover the treasure! As your reward, you get to name a character in Pirates of the Burning Sea...
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Congrats on getting to name a character in the Burning Sea! All we need from you is a first name and a last name. Please avoid obvious puns or pop-culture references – they need to be legitimate first and last names. This would be a great opportunity to put your best friend, partner, parent, or other Extra Special Person in an MMORPG. We will use gradually introduce these names as new characters are added to the game so it may be a few months before they turn up. COMEON MOTHERFUCKERS. MAKE YOUR MARK. LET'S DO THIS. OORAH.
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MaceVanHoffen
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I have two:
Captain McCockpheasant Theolonius Foozlewiggins
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schild
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Veto. Veto.
next.
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Rasix
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I am the harbinger of your doom!
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Bob Page
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schild
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lol i don't know if that would work
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Moosehands
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[Bierce]
Captain Abersouth
[/Bierce]
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schild
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i don't get it
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Soukyan
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Well, considering you won... Eric Schild.
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"Life is no cabaret... we're inviting you anyway." ~ Amanda Palmer"Tree, awesome, numa numa, love triangle, internal combustion engine, mountain, walk, whiskey, peace, pascagoula" ~ Lantyssa"Les vrais paradis sont les paradis qu'on a perdus." ~Marcel Proust
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tazelbain
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tazelbain
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Smedley McQuad
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"Me am play gods"
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Nebu
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Eph Thurtien
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"Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other."
- Mark Twain
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Aez
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Sir Bruce
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Ookii
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is actually Trippy
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Captain McAllister
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Morat20
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Sir Uo Trammel -- especially if he sells charts.
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stray
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Well, considering you won... Eric Schild.
Only if he's a Rabbi in a SS suit (with pirate hat of course).
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JWIV
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Geldonious Jackhob
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Merusk
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Badge Whore
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Thompson Hunter
Perdy Esperanza (Lost Hope) or Perdy Chastine (lost innocence)
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The past cannot be changed. The future is yet within your power.
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stray
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El Caca Viento
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Viin
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Thirteen Fingered Jack
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Do I want to know what that means?
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- Viin
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Samwise
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sentient yeast infection
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Geldonious Jackhob
I lol'd. I don't think giving him that much attention would be healthy, though.
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eldaec
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Serek Dmart
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"People will not assume that what they read on the internet is trustworthy or that it carries any particular assurance or accuracy" - Lord Leveson "Hyperbole is a cancer" - Lakov Sanite
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stray
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Thirteen Fingered Jack
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Do I want to know what that means?
What what means? Thirteen Fingered Jack? You're the one that wrote it. El Caca Viento is "The Poop Sock" though... [edit] I think.
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Viin
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Thirteen Fingered Jack
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Do I want to know what that means?
What what means? Thirteen Fingered Jack? You're the one that wrote it. That doesn't mean I know where his 3 extra fingers are!
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Polysorbate80
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"Burning", hm......"Cipro Levaquin?"
Do they have undead, a la "Signe the Zombie"
Or maybe "Commodore Sesentay Cuatro"
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“Why the fuck would you ... ?” is like 80% of the conversation with Poly — Chimpy
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schild
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Heath Ledger.
heh
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IainC
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Wargaming.net
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Jackhob McFoozle
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Sir T
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Gets out copy of DND handbook.
Chooses firstnname and lastname at random from racial list
Dwarf: Eberk Balderk
Elf: Aramel Siannodel
Gnome: Boddyknock Folkor
Half Orc: Feng
Halfling: Milo Greenbottle.
There you go..
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Hic sunt dracones.
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schild
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well
that's just no fun
Usefully Cynical Questvendor
Now that's a name
or just Vending Machine
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stu
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Ferocious Jack Hobblins
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Dear Diary, Jackpot!
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Ratman_tf
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Captain Placeholder
Jwilson
Or my personal favorite
Name Filter
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 "What I'm saying is you should make friends with a few catasses, they smell funny but they're very helpful." -Calantus makes the best of a smelly situation.
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Trippy
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I like the Schild idea though "Eric" doesn't sound like a very piratey name to me..
Otherwise: Dark Adonis aka "Mid Boss"
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schild
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Wayabv Schild
edit: Also, Mister Fahrenheit
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stray
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"__Something__" the Burned
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Dtrain
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Poopsock.
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Tairnyn
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Mumorpuger LeCockstab
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