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on: January 25, 2008, 02:01:24 PM

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Congratulations  Land Lubbers you were one of the first 10 people to discover the treasure! As your reward, you get to name a character in Pirates of the Burning Sea...

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Congrats on getting to name a character in the Burning Sea! All we need from you is a first name and a last name. Please avoid obvious puns or pop-culture references – they need to be legitimate first and last names. This would be a great opportunity to put your best friend, partner, parent, or other Extra Special Person in an MMORPG. We will use gradually introduce these names as new characters are added to the game so it may be a few months before they turn up.

COMEON MOTHERFUCKERS. MAKE YOUR MARK. LET'S DO THIS. OORAH.
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Reply #1 on: January 25, 2008, 02:05:08 PM

I have two:

Captain McCockpheasant
Theolonius Foozlewiggins
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Reply #2 on: January 25, 2008, 02:05:23 PM

Veto. Veto.

next.
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Reply #3 on: January 25, 2008, 02:06:28 PM

Bob Page

-Rasix
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Reply #4 on: January 25, 2008, 02:07:08 PM

lol i don't know if that would work
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Reply #5 on: January 25, 2008, 02:10:06 PM

[Bierce]

Captain Abersouth

[/Bierce]
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Reply #6 on: January 25, 2008, 02:10:20 PM

i don't get it
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Reply #7 on: January 25, 2008, 02:12:55 PM

Ambrose Bierce.  Surly old bastard and teller of tall tales.  I would have figured you a fan.   Oh ho ho ho. Reallllly?

Samples of stories containing Captain Abersouth can be found here:

http://books.google.com/books?id=LYbHbtLYM1EC&pg=PA480&lpg=PA480&dq=ambrose+bierce+ship+captain&source=web&ots=e3ZAtkX5gO&sig=ft0ScM4efo-OxZ9b7lxobn57quk#PPT1,M1
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Reply #8 on: January 25, 2008, 02:18:53 PM

Well, considering you won... Eric Schild.


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Reply #9 on: January 25, 2008, 02:21:21 PM

Smedley McQuad

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Reply #10 on: January 25, 2008, 02:21:53 PM

Eph Thurtien

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Reply #11 on: January 25, 2008, 02:34:53 PM

Sir Bruce
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Reply #12 on: January 25, 2008, 02:35:42 PM

Captain McAllister

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Reply #13 on: January 25, 2008, 02:40:10 PM

Sir Uo Trammel -- especially if he sells charts.
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Reply #14 on: January 25, 2008, 02:47:15 PM

Well, considering you won... Eric Schild.



Only if he's a Rabbi in a SS suit (with pirate hat of course).
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Reply #15 on: January 25, 2008, 02:58:58 PM

Geldonious Jackhob
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Reply #16 on: January 25, 2008, 03:04:19 PM

Thompson Hunter

Perdy Esperanza  (Lost Hope) or Perdy Chastine (lost innocence)

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Reply #17 on: January 25, 2008, 03:16:32 PM

El Caca Viento
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Reply #18 on: January 25, 2008, 03:21:42 PM

Thirteen Fingered Jack

...

Do I want to know what that means?

- Viin
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Reply #19 on: January 25, 2008, 03:21:50 PM

Geldonious Jackhob

I lol'd.  I don't think giving him that much attention would be healthy, though.
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Reply #20 on: January 25, 2008, 03:25:55 PM

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Reply #21 on: January 25, 2008, 03:28:10 PM

Thirteen Fingered Jack

...

Do I want to know what that means?

What what means? Thirteen Fingered Jack? You're the one that wrote it.


El Caca Viento is "The Poop Sock" though... [edit] I think.
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Reply #22 on: January 25, 2008, 03:29:08 PM

Thirteen Fingered Jack

...

Do I want to know what that means?

What what means? Thirteen Fingered Jack? You're the one that wrote it.

That doesn't mean I know where his 3 extra fingers are!

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Reply #23 on: January 25, 2008, 03:36:34 PM

"Burning", hm......"Cipro Levaquin?"

Do they have undead, a la "Signe the Zombie"

Or maybe "Commodore Sesentay Cuatro"

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Reply #24 on: January 25, 2008, 03:40:17 PM

Heath Ledger.

heh
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Reply #25 on: January 25, 2008, 03:41:02 PM

Jackhob McFoozle

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Reply #26 on: January 25, 2008, 03:50:23 PM

Gets out copy of DND handbook.

Chooses firstnname and lastname at random from racial list

Dwarf: Eberk Balderk

Elf: Aramel Siannodel

Gnome: Boddyknock Folkor

Half Orc: Feng

Halfling: Milo Greenbottle.

There you go..

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Reply #27 on: January 25, 2008, 03:51:09 PM

well

that's just no fun

Usefully Cynical Questvendor

Now that's a name

or just Vending Machine
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Reply #28 on: January 25, 2008, 03:51:26 PM

Ferocious Jack Hobblins

Dear Diary,
Jackpot!
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Reply #29 on: January 25, 2008, 04:03:06 PM

Captain Placeholder

Jwilson

Or my personal favorite

Name Filter



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Reply #30 on: January 25, 2008, 04:08:33 PM

I like the Schild idea though "Eric" doesn't sound like a very piratey name to me..

Otherwise: Dark Adonis aka "Mid Boss"
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Reply #31 on: January 25, 2008, 04:10:36 PM

Wayabv Schild

edit: Also, Mister Fahrenheit
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Reply #32 on: January 25, 2008, 04:11:28 PM

"__Something__" the Burned
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Reply #33 on: January 25, 2008, 04:16:38 PM

Poopsock.
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Reply #34 on: January 25, 2008, 04:17:43 PM

Mumorpuger LeCockstab
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