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Topic: The Internet vs Scientology (Read 163318 times)
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Llava
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Bangs hide her face too much.
She doesn't look 14. Those boobs are at least 16 years old.
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That the saints may enjoy their beatitude and the grace of God more abundantly they are permitted to see the punishment of the damned in hell. -Saint Thomas Aquinas, Summa Theologica
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NiX
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She's pretty hot. I can see why Anon went off about how she wasn't though, aren't they all up in the anime/hentai tentacle rape shit?  |
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HaemishM
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I fucking love that first picture. There's a sign in the back that says "Scientology Can't Help You with That." I see some UO vets attended. Maybe Lum flew to Australia for a lark. EDIT: Any idiot that thinks Gas Mask Chick isn't hot needs a genital check. That's more hittable than a Mitch Williams fastball. |
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« Last Edit: February 11, 2008, 08:50:45 AM by HaemishM »
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Simond
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Bwahaha. From the London protests:  |
"You're really a good person, aren't you? So, there's no path for you to take here. Go home. This isn't a place for someone like you."
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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She doesn't look 14. Those boobs are at least 16 years old.
I disagree. We used to have a couple fans that were 14 with DDs. VERY DANGEROUS. |
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MrHat
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Out of the frying pan, into the fire.
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She doesn't look 14. Those boobs are at least 16 years old.
I disagree. We used to have a couple fans that were 14 with DDs. VERY DANGEROUS. DDangerous even. |
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Merusk
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What a dog? Well, already knew that plenty of /b-tards have no taste. I wouldn't ask her to keep the mask on. Well, I suspect the actual membership of /b throwing the insults have yet to touch a real girl yet so that'd account for some of it. Your standards are skewed when your only exposure to females is the porn tossed around there and japanese cartoons. Thanks for finding the pic, Tel. I couldn't find it when I went back to look, and I didn't save it. |
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Kitsune
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cmlancas
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f13 Street Cred of the week:
I can't promise anything other than trauma and tragedy. -- schild
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She doesn't look 14. Those boobs are at least 16 years old.
I disagree. We used to have a couple fans that were 14 with DDs. VERY DANGEROUS. DDangerous even.  |
THIS IS THE MOST I HAVE EVERY WANTED TO GET IN TO A BETA
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Samwise
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She doesn't look 14. Those boobs are at least 16 years old.
I disagree. We used to have a couple fans that were 14 with DDs. VERY DANGEROUS. DDangerous even. 14? I think you mean:  |
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Furiously
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What's wrong with her hair? I think she's adorable. She looks about 14.
I got bit by a zombie last week, but I fully expect to be revivified in the next two days, that being said...I agree fully with your assessment Signe. |
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Dtrain
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I did a little research and found nobody detracting from her, infact, most of it was fan art and crap. And then I got distracted by this: ASHTON
KUTCHER
FAN FICTION:
"THE MIDDLE
SCHOOL DANCE"
BY MELISSA BELL,
AGE 13. "Driver, please stop for a minute at that middle school. I want to stretch my long legs," said Ashton from the backseat of his stretched limo. "Yes sir, Mr. Kutcher," stated his English driver, Geeves. Ashton looked hot in his trucker hat. The sound of Fergie's "Clumsy" came from the school. "Whutz going on in there, Geeves?" Ashton asked. "It appears to be a middle school dance, sir," responded his trusty showfer. "Would you care to attend?" "Yes," the gorgeous skater-type replied. "I am a little lonely tonight, and I have a feeling I might meet someone special there." Ashton went into the dance. Everyone made a big deal about him and asked for his autographs. They knew him mostly as Kelso and had not seen him in everything else he had done, especially not "The Butterfly Effect" fourteen times. Susan Walcott pushed out her B-cups to get his attention. But Ashton did not even notice her as he walked past her and her Uggs from last year. "My name is Ashton," he declared cutely. "Whutz yours?" "Marisa Ball," retorted the girl. "Why are you alone?" he questioned, his dark hair flowing like a dark river. "Why are *you* alone?" she flirted confidently. "Because me and Demy broke up," he rejoined. "But I cannot understand why you are alone. Your such a pretty girl." He was right. She was pretty in a very subtle way that not everyone understood at first, just as her mother told her. "Since U Been Gone" started playing. "This is my favorite song," said Ashton. More at http://www.mcsweeneys.net/2008/2/7wayne.html |
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NiX
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I wish I had a showfer named Geeves. Maybe I'd get more ladies that way.  |
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Ironwood
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You know, I was a gorgeous skater-type once. My lithe figure was the envy of the rest of the team.
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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Samwise
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It would be much funnier if it were real.  |
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Merusk
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I did a little research and found nobody detracting from her, infact, most of it was fan art and crap.
Big change from yesterday then. There were about 5 different motivators floating around with a closeup of her face saying "Failfags enjoy your fail." and other such witty sayings. It's possible it was only one person, but there were a number of them when I was lurking. |
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Samwise
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I'm pretty sure they're all CoS plants.  |
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Abagadro
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If they really wanted to be effective they would target their little public "stress test" nonsense that they do on the street and particularly college campuses.
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"As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.”
-H.L. Mencken
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Jimbo
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Hey March 15 is March Madness around here, all we have to do is get the Scientology to come out against basketball and we would burn them to the ground. Well, the match doesn't come to Butler University (Indianapolis, IN) till March 27. Just a thought, but have Tom say something crazy about basketball, football, or baseball and you might get an even bigger protest.
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Tale
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Monday night on TV in Sydney: Today Tonight (trashy current affairs) A Current Affair (trashy current affairs, co-owned by James Packer, a scientologist and friend of Tom Cruise) (edit - sorry linked same one twice, fixed) |
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« Last Edit: February 12, 2008, 04:49:32 AM by Tale »
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Dtrain
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Venkman
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"I would caution the protesters about going too far with this religious persecution," stated Scientology spokesperson Tom Cruise. "If this continues in America later today, people should know that the Church of Scientology is an official member of Infragard. The Sea Org is now fully armed, and as a member of Infragard, they are authorized to protect various aspects of our contributions to the nation's infrastructure using deadly force. We're authorized by the FBI to do this, and we will shoot on sight." So, appearently the CoS now has FBI authorization to use deadly force against protesters? WTF? Slight misinterpretion of the role of Infragard. Not that I would expect him to know the distinction between info-gathering/sharing of scams (we have a color for irony?) and use of force to quell opinion. But I would expect rather interesting results had they actually tried to do what he claimed was possible. |
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schild
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wow that Tom Cruise head just became my wallpaper.
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stray
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You're a sick man.
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Sauced
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stray
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Hmm, he kind of looks like Michael McKean there. Never saw that before. He should play him in a parody.
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Dtrain
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A laughably obvious scientology surveillance van was spotted at the L.A. protest, and mocked by all in attendance including Mark Bunker. End result? Epic lulz:   |
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Dtrain
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Dtrain
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...aaaand it's back.
Apparently I'm the only one who cares anymore, but I wonder what the story there was.
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Tale
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...aaaand it's back.
Apparently I'm the only one who cares anymore, but I wonder what the story there was.
Hmm. It's back with its "most viewed" status wiped. That will mean far fewer links to it. YouTube does have more than its share of problems though. A lot of the people I'm subscribed to on there have temporarily lost videos or their whole account to a glitch in the system. |
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« Last Edit: February 15, 2008, 08:44:50 PM by Tale »
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Dtrain
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Views are flaky (fishy?) at youtube lately for some reason. It's been losing it's views on and off for the last week or so. I can see it at 2.4 million right now, but it'll go to 0 and come back eventually.
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Phildo
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Maybe it's Scientology's counter-insurgent hackers at work!
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Kitsune
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A laughably obvious scientology surveillance van was spotted at the L.A. protest, and mocked by all in attendance including Mark Bunker. End result? Epic lulz: |
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