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Topic: Ouchie my peen!!!! (Read 5434 times)
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Tale
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sıɥʇ ǝʞıן sʞןɐʇ
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Calantus
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Cutting up the dick of a violent criminal sounds like a surefire way to get killed to me.
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Der Helm
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Cutting up the dick of a violent criminal sounds like a surefire way to get killed to me.
I wonder why they constructed it in this way. As far as I could see, it cuts while pulling out, so technically the rape already happend. Which means to me that the victim would be in no position to flee (and, as Cal said, as good as dead)
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Signe
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Some women can naturally grow teeth in their vagina. 
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Simond
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That's not a woman.
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"You're really a good person, aren't you? So, there's no path for you to take here. Go home. This isn't a place for someone like you."
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Phildo
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Vagina Dentata. Thanks for reminding me. Assholes.
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schild
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True story.
I wanted to make a parody site called rapeescape.com.
As a PSX game.
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Lantyssa
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I wonder why they constructed it in this way.
As far as I could see, it cuts while pulling out, so technically the rape already happend.
Which means to me that the victim would be in no position to flee (and, as Cal said, as good as dead)
A giant spike or dam would likely be noticed beforehand. My question is how incapacitating is it? Is it more of a psychological benefit to the woman using it but likely to cause an attacker to be more violent, or does it cripple them enough for the victim to fend off their attacker?
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Yegolev
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Cuts to the dick are likely to put a damper on the urgency, in my opinion.
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Selby
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Cuts to the dick are likely to put a damper on the urgency, in my opinion.
I'm a big fan of outright removal personally.
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stray
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My question is how incapacitating is it?
I'd say very incapacitating. Dear lord... Just the thought of even the smallest sharp pain or cut makes me cringe. I'd start screaming and panicking, personally. Only thing worse is the balls. Extremely sensitive there. Even if someone just flicked a guy on the nuts with their fingers, it'd hurt. And I'm sure there's some kind of instinctual reaction in all men to protect their package at all costs. Takes precedence over any other concern. Hell, if I was like threatened in two ways at once... Like... If someone was about to clobber me in the face with something, and another person was going straight for the groin, I'd protect the groin first. Hell, I'd do the same if two people were coming at my head at different directions, and there was also that same person aiming at the nuts... I'd still protect my nuts first.
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« Last Edit: January 23, 2008, 09:44:44 PM by Stray »
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Samwise
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The more I think about this thing, the more it seems like a very dumb design. If pulling it out hurts, the instinctive reaction is going to be to leave it in until the situation can be assessed. I don't see how that could possibly end well.
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stray
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How about pulling it apart/breaking it? Pulling it out sounds bad...
Anyways, if it was successful, I'd end up blowing my brains out soon after. For real. There literally would be no point in living anymore.
Of course, I wouldn't put myself in the position in the first place, so lucky me, I guess.
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Samwise
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How about pulling it apart/breaking it? Yeah, that's why I'm thinking the gadget isn't such a great design. Getting at the thing to be able to pull it apart is likely to involve violence. 
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Calantus
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My question is how incapacitating is it?
I'd say very incapacitating. Dear lord... Just the thought of even the smallest sharp pain or cut makes me cringe. I'd start screaming and panicking, personally. Only thing worse is the balls. Extremely sensitive there. Even if someone just flicked a guy on the nuts with their fingers, it'd hurt. And I'm sure there's some kind of instinctual reaction in all men to protect their package at all costs. Takes precedence over any other concern. Hell, if I was like threatened in two ways at once... Like... If someone was about to clobber me in the face with something, and another person was going straight for the groin, I'd protect the groin first. Hell, I'd do the same if two people were coming at my head at different directions, and there was also that same person aiming at the nuts... I'd still protect my nuts first. I protect my face first personally. That's not theory either, I'm sure there are guys who will protect their package first but for me danger means protect the face at all costs and it has caused pain by [insert sport] ball before.  In any case I'm not sure the penis hurts significantly more than any other part of the body, it'd be frightening sure, but I don't know about painful. Anyone know? And I think this is the wrong design, you have to get raped for it to work for starters. Yeah he probably won't finish but you've still been forcibly penetrated and violated. I don't think it's the actual sperm that hurts rape victims. Then you piss off the guy that's violently raping you, a bad idea if there ever was one. And to top it all off, not only do you not necessarily disable him, you make it hard for him to get away. So now you have a pissed off, violent criminal who doesn't want to get away from you until he or someone else is able to remove the device. I can't imagine myself being in such a situation but if I was I'm pretty sure "cut the bitch open" is going to be the first solution to cross my mind. For rape protection you want either a disabler so you can get away, or an alarm type system so you can scare them off with the threat of witnesses/help coming. This is just a revenge device that ups your chance of dying after penetration. 
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« Last Edit: January 23, 2008, 11:58:55 PM by Calantus »
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Llava
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Would it be in poor taste to use the woman with her arms folded as an avatar? Yes, right?
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« Last Edit: January 24, 2008, 12:30:20 AM by Llava »
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stray
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I have no idea what that question means.
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Velorath
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Somehow I see this being used not so much as a means to fend off rapists, but instead being used by crazy, pissed-off women who want to get back at their boyfriends/husbands.
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Phildo
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Why beat around the bush? You should use the bloody penis scraper as an avatar to raise awareness among the male population that this shit is OUT THERE, man!
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Yegolev
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I'm leaning towards Selby's idea of a tiny penis guillotine. I'll make a mint. Pissed-off housewives, indeed.
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Lantyssa
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And I think this is the wrong design, you have to get raped for it to work for starters. Yeah he probably won't finish but you've still been forcibly penetrated and violated. I don't think it's the actual sperm that hurts rape victims. Then you piss off the guy that's violently raping you, a bad idea if there ever was one. And to top it all off, not only do you not necessarily disable him, you make it hard for him to get away. So now you have a pissed off, violent criminal who doesn't want to get away from you until he or someone else is able to remove the device. I can't imagine myself being in such a situation but if I was I'm pretty sure "cut the bitch open" is going to be the first solution to cross my mind.
Hard to get away? I doubt she'll have a lightning grip on the device. It can slide out, which also gives a nice target to kick that does more damage in the process. The rest of it is possible. We don't know how debilitating it is, so it might play out as you suggest. Anyone want to test the device and let us know how it goes? 
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Signe
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Yes, review it in th "But is it fun" forum!
And, Cal, I'm not a mean person but if you lost your face in a tragic vagina accident, I might giggle a little. I'd still feel sort of sorry for you, too, though.
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Der Helm
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Why beat around the bush? You should use the bloody penis scraper as an avatar to raise awareness among the male population that this shit is OUT THERE, man!
I agree.
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Llava
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Yes, review it in th "But is it fun" forum!
This deserves 
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Cadaverine
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Yes, review it in th "But is it fun" forum!
I've seen much funny posted here, but I think this one takes the blue ribbon. 
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Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats.
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IainC
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Why beat around the bush? To make sure there's not a cuisinart condom in there probably.... 
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