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			Topic: Scarlett Johannson engaged to Van Wilder  (Read 39852 times)
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							Signe
							
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							I really like Jeff Goldblum.  I barely even know who Ryan Reynolds is.   
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							My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil. 
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							shiznitz
							
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							Well then, take the banana out of your mouth and go rent a Van Wilder movie or Blade Trinity. 
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							I have never played WoW. 
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							Signe
							
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							I mean by comparison.  Don't be a shitnitz!   
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							Why's everyone hating on my avatar?  Goldblum's a master thespian, he is! 
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							HaemishM
							
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							Ryan Reynolds gave me THUNDERCUNT. He is a God. 
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							Riggswolfe
							
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							It's really sad to admit I love the first two karate kid movies. I can watch that final fight scene in the first one over and over. I'm such an 80s movie dork. Ryan Reynolds gave me THUNDERCUNT. He is a God.
  Agreed.  
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							"We live in a country, where John Lennon takes six bullets in the chest, Yoko Ono was standing right next to him and not one fucking bullet! Explain that to me! Explain that to me, God! Explain it to me, God!" - Denis Leary summing up my feelings about the nature of the universe. 
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							stray
							
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							I've seen one movie with him and it sucked (Smoking Aces?). 
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							I think he's funny and I think she is hot. 
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							She is delicious. 
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							Fear the Backstab! "Plato said the virtuous man is at all times ready for a grammar snake attack." - we are lesion "Hell is other people." -Sartre 
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							Ryan Reynolds gave me THUNDERCUNT. He is a God.
  And not just thundercunt, but cock juggling thundercunt.     
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							Riggswolfe
							
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							Ryan Reynolds gave me THUNDERCUNT. He is a God.
  And not just thundercunt, but cock juggling thundercunt.    I thought it was cock gobbling thundercunt? But yeah, that one scene along with "Hello my name is Fuck You" made that movie bearable. Well, that and Jessica Biel naked in the shower, even if it was meant to be a dramatic moment.  
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							"We live in a country, where John Lennon takes six bullets in the chest, Yoko Ono was standing right next to him and not one fucking bullet! Explain that to me! Explain that to me, God! Explain it to me, God!" - Denis Leary summing up my feelings about the nature of the universe. 
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							Signe
							
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							Blade Trinity wasn't a very good film.  In fact, I thought it was pretty awful.  I haven't seen Van Wilder but from the calibre of jokes I've heard from it, I probably don't want to anyway.  They both received very medicre reviews, too... well, at least those that weren't bad were mediocre.   I did see Smokin' Aces on tv and it was pretty forgettable.    When I looked him up, I noticed that he had two recent films out that I hadn't seen and one of them (Chaos Theory)  has had very good reviews from several critics.  Maybe he's choosing better. 
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							Surlyboi
							
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							Just as an aside on this, he was dating Alanis Morrissette for a long time (Hollywood long)  Anyone ever see the movie "Waiting"? He wasn't too bad in that....with that young looking guy from the Mac vs. PC commercials.  Didn't like him in Blade - same "witty" character in every film. Of course he dated Alanis. He's Canadian. I think it's required by law or something. That said, Alanis looks good there. And a good Ryan Reynolds flick, IMO is "Just Friends" That and probably "Fool Proof", if you dig those sorta flicks.  
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							Tuned in, immediately get to watch cringey Ubisoft talking head offering her deepest sympathies to the families impacted by the Orlando shooting while flanked by a man in a giraffe suit and some sort of "horrifically garish neon costumes through the ages" exhibit or something.  We need to stop this fucking planet right now and sort some shit out. -Kail 
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