Scarlett Johannson engaged to Van Wilder

[schild]

And for some reason, I'm OK with that.

[MrHat]

Wtf Johannson thread w/ no pics.

[schild]

[Nerf]

Van wilder is one of those guys you just can't hate, I only hope that if goes south, he leaks all the nekkid pictures.

Hell, hope, he's Van Wilder, he might leak em anyways!   

[WayAbvPar]

I love that kid. He seems like a decent actor, and cracks me up to no end. My blessings. As long as he doesn't prevent her from accepting numerous offers for full frontal nudity. Soon.

[Phildo]

[Signe]

He's very cute.  I have no idea who he is.  I googled and found I still don't know who he is.  But he's very cute.  I've seen her in a couple of films and she's okay.  I might be too old for this thread.  So is WAP.  Get out of this thread, WAP, and put on some clothes!

[Margalis]

Is that photo from a tutorial on photoshop?

[Trippy]

He buffed up for Blade 3.

[Margalis]

Still shopped. Or maybe they just used the old trick of drawing on his body to accentuate the muscles. Yes they really do that.

[schild]

I don't know. He was pretty much lil' hulk in B3.

[Margalis]

All professional photographs of that sort are shopped and use lighting/makeup tricks. That's just the business.

[stray]

Heh, yeah, that pic looks really fake.. like it was merged with some dude from Men's Health...

I'm sure it's real though. If Christian Bale can go from this:



To this



In 6 months, then that guy up there can at least gain some lean muscle mass and lose his body fat. As long as there's a will, rich actors have some of the best training options around.

[lamaros]

Didn't he do it the other way around?

[stray]

Nope, he was American Psycho sized before... Then starved himself, ate only tuna and smoked alot.. then dropped to like 120 or something. Then after that, he prepared for Batman and gained like 100 lbs in 6 months.

[edit] Not to take anything away from that accomplishment, but his physique in Batman isn't supertoned or anything. You can see he packed on some body fat too, and possibly had a heavy dose of creatine... There's a bloated/watery look to his muscles. That, along with some consistent weight training could get him to that point... But it'd still take some serious self-asskicking to do it. He mentioned not even being able to do just one pushup when he first got started.

[dusematic]

It's almost impossible to be "super toned" and that big.  He's much bigger than Van Wilder in the above pic.  Body builders can only manage it for short periods before shows.  Of course, I'm speaking in generalities as freaks of nature do exist. 

Besides, since he was wearing the suit the whole time, being extremely cut wouldn't help him much.  He probably needed to look as big as possible inside the suit.  But that's speculation.  Either way, going from the Machinist to Batman is one of the great miracles of our time. 

[stray]

I ballooned pretty quickly once (about 60lbs), but it wasn't muscle! And sadly, I got the stretchmarks to show for it. I wonder if Bale does.

[Raging Turtle]

There's no way he gained that much muscle mass without some pharmacutical help. 

As for Van Wylder, watch the remake of Amityville Horror.  Or something like that.  I've never seen an actor as defined as he was in that movie. 

[stray]

Yeah, I could never find the specifics on that. I wish I knew, because i'd do it myself.

The way I gained weight was like 8-10 McD cheeseburgers a day, a lot of ramen, and a lot of milkshakes, coke, and chocolate milk. Probably not good even if I had trained during the whole time. I doubt that shit converts into muscle mass well.

I've never seen an actor as defined as he was in that movie. 

I don't think anyone beats Bruce Lee.

[IainC]

American Psycho rocked.

On topic. I don't like Scarlett Johansson much. She's shallow, she only wanted me for my body.

[Margalis]

Heh, yeah, that pic looks really fake.. like it was merged with some dude from Men's Health...

I'm sure it's real though.

I don't see why this is a difficult concept. Pictures like that are shopped and manipulated with lighting and makeup as a rule. That is how the industry works. It's NOT REAL. God, you have to be a total rube to think that in this day and age publicity shots like that are real. Don't people notice that actors and athletes are never as cut in real life as they are in professional photos?

I'm not saying the pasted his head onto another body or that the guy isn't in great shape. I'm sure he is. But those types of photos are manipulated. That's just how it works, and it's willful ignorance to think otherwise. Modelling shots are shopped, period.

The way I gained weight was like 8-10 McD cheeseburgers a day, a lot of ramen, and a lot of milkshakes, coke, and chocolate milk. Probably not good even if I had trained during the whole time. I doubt that shit converts into muscle mass well.

LOL. Well, you had the fat, sodium and sugar parts of the food pyramid covered. That's pretty much the worst diet imaginable if you want to look defined.

[stray]

Damn calm down man.

LOL. Well, you had the fat, sodium and sugar parts of the food pyramid covered. That's pretty much the worst diet imaginable if you want to look defined.

Definitely not disagreeing with this. Heh I'm sure about only 5% of that was actual, usable fuel for my body.

[edit] Oh, btw, I didn't mean to say I was doing that to gain muscle mass. Not even close. I simply just didn't give a shit back then. I mentioned it as a joke, to contrast with Bale. It was probably more than a 60lb gain too... I was a scrawny motherfucker before that.

[Raging Turtle]

Yeah, I could never find the specifics on that. I wish I knew, because i'd do it myself.

The way I gained weight was like 8-10 McD cheeseburgers a day, a lot of ramen, and a lot of milkshakes, coke, and chocolate milk. Probably not good even if I had trained during the whole time. I doubt that shit converts into muscle mass well.

I've never seen an actor as defined as he was in that movie. 

I don't think anyone beats Bruce Lee.

Possible, but Wylder has three times as much muscle as Lee did, which makes it much, much more difficult. 

[Azazel]

And for some reason, I'm OK with that.

Not sure who he is, but I'm guessing that SJ probably wasn't going to hook up with any of us anyway...

[stray]

Possible, but Wylder has three times as much muscle as Lee did, which makes it much, much more difficult. 

Not really. Whether you're working lean or for bulk, you're working hard either way. The difference isn't in commitment or time invested, but what kind of exercises and weights one's using. Lee did it out of choice anyhow. He did get to 150 or something once, but cut down since he thought it took him off his game. He was shooting for the right balance of power and speed. The only thing he always left remaining bulky were his laterals though (example). Now that shit is hard to do. That Van Wilder guy isn't even close. Hardly anyone is. Especially guys as small Bruce Lee was. Most people who get that big in that area are bodybuilders. That's what kind of discipline he had.

Besides all that, anyone training with yoga, isometrics, or wing chun techniques like Lee did had a helluva lot more strength training going on under the hood than is noticeable. It's twice the amount of work maximizing strength levels. Just getting big won't do it. Most bodybuilders or people who just want to look good (like actors) don't even bother with this stuff. They're not as strong as you think they could be at first. While smaller martial arts practioners or people training in iso could knock your ass cold quickly.

[IainC]

And for some reason, I'm OK with that.

Not sure who he is, but I'm guessing that SJ probably wasn't going to hook up with any of us anyway...

YOU WASH YOUR FILTHY MOUTH OUT!

 

[Furiously]

I need to see some shopped pictures of Scarlett instead of Van...

[Bandit]

Just as an aside on this, he was dating Alanis Morrissette for a long time (Hollywood long)



Anyone ever see the movie "Waiting"? He wasn't too bad in that....with that young looking guy from the Mac vs. PC commercials.  Didn't like him in Blade - same "witty" character in every film.

[murdoc]

I bet if I were to be paid millions of dollars if I got buff, I could do it to.

[Signe]

I saw "Waiting" and I was surprised it wasn't terrible.  For some reason, most films with that sort of setting are just dreadful.  I also saw "Blade" which was okay, too.  I always almost sort of nearly recognise the actors whose pics you guys post on f13.  I either have to google or you have to keep feeding me info for me to make a connection though.  I'm so bad at names and faces... and most other things that take a memory, too.  I'm still not quite sure why we care who any of these people marry.  It's not like it'll last forever... or even a couple of months sometimes.

Also, Iain, there is a rule that if you hook up with celebs, you must provide pics, even photo-shopped ones.  Otherwise, you're just being a prat, you prat, you! 

I bet you're a ginger.

[Mrbloodworth]

I absolutely love her look, then again,. im in love with the 20's and 30's.

I would kill all of you for her. Twice.

[Nebu]

I absolutely love her look, then again,. im in love with the 20's and 30's.

What's not to like?  She's a beautiful woman.

[Signe]

I absolutely love her look, then again,. im in love with the 20's and 30's.

I would kill all of you for her. Twice.

I'm sure if you kill everyone on your nerdy gaming board, it'll make her really, really want you. 

[stray]

I'd rather talk about veiny man muscles and bananas myself.

[Mrbloodworth]

I'm sure if you kill everyone on your nerdy gaming board, it'll make her really, really want you. 

lol.

That was my inside voice.