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WayAbvPar
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I was going to put this in the Poker thread, but decided it was far too amusing to hide there. Diamonds Spades are forever!  Stolen from this thread. Comments are quite amusing, especially when people realize that the spades are backwards at the bottom of the 7. Have fun working at the convenience store, chief. |
When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
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Nebu
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From the thread: man thats classy did you get those in prison? Lovely. |
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lamaros
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Somehow I get the feeling that this collector of 'body art' is going to find his pieces don't appreciate in value. Put some money aside so you'll have enough to get that removed when you go broke playing that hand. Should be an interesting story for the person removing the tatoos, having to hear you explain how 79s losing to AA is a bad beat when you had a gut-shot straight draw and a backdoor flush draw. Awesome! |
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stray
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Have fun working at the convenience store, chief.
Something tells me that this guy is worse off, even with his shirt on:  On a sidenote, I got a "free tat" hookup. May be doing something soon. Some tribute to heritage maybe...Can't go wrong with that! |
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Strazos
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My heritage is so damn long, convoluted, and confusing; something like that'd be impossible.
Good Luck.
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Fear the Backstab!
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stray
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I've got asian and scandi blood... I tried drawing something up that'd represent both, but that doesn't work. So I'll probably do seperate things, if anything.
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schild
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Ninja with a viking hat.
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Strazos
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Viking eating Sushi?
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Fear the Backstab!
"Plato said the virtuous man is at all times ready for a grammar snake attack." - we are lesion
"Hell is other people." -Sartre
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stray
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Well, it's thai specifically, so i was gonna go for some hanuman thing with viking elements, but now, I just might do some runic thing and a smaller hanuman next to it maybe. |
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schild
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a sushi roll that says viking under it. Call it the viking roll.
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lamaros
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whales burning down a church?
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Strazos
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Viking in a yellow shirt?  |
Fear the Backstab!
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stray
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damnit, ninja in a viking hat is actually pretty cool... not really thai specific, but what the hell. haha. maybe i should do something cartoony.
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lamaros
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Ninja with a Manchester City FC logo on his breast wearing a viking hat, perhaps?
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stray
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I'm not that open to ideas.
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schild
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I would do the sushi roll on a plate. With little chopsticks that are tipped like battle axes.
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Phildo
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A really wicked guitar with long blonde hair flowing from the top and an asian character for METAL?
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Merusk
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A really wicked guitar with long blonde hair flowing from the top and an asian character for METAL?
Hmmm, he's Thai, so how about one of those dragon warrior guys in the armor and pug-looking masks at the head of a viking ship, 'axe' in hand. |
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Engels
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How about a bowl of pad thai with a side of lutefisk?
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Roac
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Well, it's thai specifically, so i was gonna go for some hanuman thing with viking elements, but now, I just might do some runic thing and a smaller hanuman next to it maybe. Different swords might be a way to mix cultural elements, and still be subtle for those not in the know. Krabi or Kriss for Thailand, and of course Viking for that. If you're wanting something elaborate, you could frame your hanuman in a runestone. |
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Soukyan
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How about a bowl of pad thai with a side of lutefisk?
Mmm... lutefisk. |
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Raging Turtle
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Guys, guys, let's get this thread back on track.   |
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Ironwood
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We're doing this thread again ?
*Backs Away Slowly*
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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Tale
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sıɥʇ ǝʞıן sʞןɐʇ
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Roac
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Tramp Stamp has been in use (at least around here) for over a decade.
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-Roac
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"Young people who pretend to be wise to the ways of the world are mostly just cynics. Cynicism masquerades as wisdom, but it is the farthest thing from it. Because cynics don't learn anything. Because cynicism is a self-imposed blindness, a rejection of the world because we are afraid it will hurt us or disappoint us." -SC
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Evil Elvis
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I prefer the term "Dick Bait".
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JWIV
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Tramp Stamp has been in use (at least around here) for over a decade.
Just a helpful hint. If your wife has a tattoo on her lower back, you might be better off not referring to it as a tramp stamp. Or at least not in earshot of her. |
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Ironwood
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Further helpful hint : If you married such a slack jawed bint, you're beyond help.
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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Phildo
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Hey, you never know if the tattoo was applied forcefully by strangers. Tattoo rape is a serious threat to national security.
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Ironwood
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What's Clintons position on it ? |
"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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JWIV
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Further helpful hint : If you married such a slack jawed bint, you're beyond help.
Less sorority more temporary insanity. |
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IainC
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What's Clintons position on it ? Cowgirl |
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WayAbvPar
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What's Clintons position on it ? Cowgirl Winner. |
When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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« Last Edit: January 18, 2008, 08:31:40 AM by Mrbloodworth »
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Morat20
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Further helpful hint : If you married such a slack jawed bint, you're beyond help.
Depends on when she got it, too. My wife has a tatoo there and hers is 12 or 13 years old -- well before it became "popular" and the location wasn't chosen to coincide with thongs or low-rise jeans (not the style then) but for concealability. From her parents (she was 18) and, you know, in case of normal job later. Tatoo's really didn't take off until after that. |
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