Real 2007 Darwin Awards

[Krakrok]

http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2007.html

My favorites are the guy who got kicked to death by the cow he was trying to rape after getting divorced twice for too much sex, the guy crashing for using a laptop while driving, and the two people who took a shortcut across a ~7 lane interstate in the rain (instead of taking a free shuttle bus).

[Rendakor]

  Great read. The alcohol enema was my fav. What possesses someone to do that?

[Evildrider]

Great read. The alcohol enema was my fav. What possesses someone to do that?

On the Mancow radio show that used to be out of Chicago, they had one of his flunkies do an on-air wine enema.  The dude was trashed like 5 mintues into it.  This was like 6-7 years ago.

[HaemishM]

Great read. The alcohol enema was my fav. What possesses someone to do that?

The same thing that possesses alkies to soak day-old bread in kerosene and slather it with peanut butter before eating it. They need the fix.

[Rendakor]

Great read. The alcohol enema was my fav. What possesses someone to do that?

The same thing that possesses alkies to soak day-old bread in kerosene and slather it with peanut butter before eating it. They need the fix.

...that shit seriously happened? Wow. Faith in humanity -10.

[HaemishM]

AFAIK it did. I've known people who did it. Luckily, he survived long enough to get cleaned up (off both alcohol and drugs like LSD).

[Sky]

I've never seen it that bad. Worst I've seen is probably my singer drinking cough syrup and vanilla extract. The guy used to consistently convince me I've never been addicted to anything. Addicts are some sad motherfuckers.

[Lantyssa]

The "Enema Within" was from my hometown.  I remember reading about it at the time.