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calapine
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Reply #245 on: April 12, 2020, 11:00:11 AM

An Irish girl returns home after years of being out in the world, when she knocks on the door and sees her father she begins crying about her hardships and how happy she is to be home.

"What's wrong dear?" Her father asks happy to see his daughter again finally.

"Father when I was on my own, I became a prostitute to afford food and rent." She confesses this through choked sobs.

The father becomes livid, cursing her name and threatening to disown her, insulting her very being. Threatening to kick her out of his house for good and never looking back.

She sobs louder saying "Father please forgive me! I only had sex with those men because I needed the money to eat and live!"

The father stops shouting immediately as the anger drifts from his face.

"You said prostitute? I thought you said you had become a protestant! Quick come in your mother made dinner."

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