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Reply #35 on: January 10, 2008, 01:40:29 PM

You win.
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Reply #36 on: January 10, 2008, 01:56:05 PM

Surely to Yoda's buttcrack that's a well put together joke.

(Nope, ain't April yet.....)

But given GL's whore ways of late, there's honestly no telling.

Of late? Where have you been for the past 30 years?

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Reply #37 on: January 10, 2008, 02:06:40 PM

Surely to Yoda's buttcrack that's a well put together joke.

(Nope, ain't April yet.....)

But given GL's whore ways of late, there's honestly no telling.

Of late? Where have you been for the past 30 years?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11fkegYiYEI

Holy shit, I remember that commercial. 

The best one was still, "Surprise, surprise! It's Lando in disguise!"


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Reply #38 on: January 10, 2008, 02:42:55 PM

Oh, wow. The good cameo is on the PS3.

HOW INTERESTING.

No, Yoda is cooler.
Vader stopped being cool in Attack of the Clones because Anakin was discovered to be a Final Fantasy character.

And Yoda has always ruled. 

The problem is I doubt I will be stupid enough to pay 60 dollars for a fighting game even if I can play Yoda.

I'll wait for it to go budget like I did Soul Calibur 2 most likely.


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Reply #39 on: January 10, 2008, 04:00:48 PM

No, Yoda is cooler.
Vader stopped being cool in Attack of the Clones because Anakin was discovered to be a Final Fantasy character.

And Yoda has always ruled. 

How would Vader expect to beat Yoda anyways? That big pussy couldn't beat any Jedi in the movies.

Anyways, the extra characters in SC2 didn't screw up my enjoyment of that game, so it might be cool.
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Reply #40 on: January 10, 2008, 04:57:06 PM

They better un-fuck Talim and Taki. I could not use them for shit in SC3.

SC2 on my Xbox was pure awesome.

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Reply #41 on: January 10, 2008, 06:35:00 PM

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Reply #42 on: January 10, 2008, 06:51:07 PM

No politics outside the politics board.  Get back in your cage!

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Reply #43 on: January 10, 2008, 07:18:28 PM

Such images should not be in-lined, thanks. ACK!

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Reply #44 on: January 10, 2008, 09:02:58 PM

Lord Vader has such a sweet smile.


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Reply #45 on: January 11, 2008, 12:12:04 AM

Oh, wow. The good cameo is on the PS3.

HOW INTERESTING.

No, Yoda is cooler.
Vader stopped being cool in Attack of the Clones because Anakin was discovered to be a Final Fantasy character.

And Yoda has always ruled. 

Yeah and Yoda turned little ninja in the new movies. I'd love to put some imba jedi ninja moves :P

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Reply #46 on: January 11, 2008, 01:29:03 AM

Lums latest picture has owned the whole subject.

 awesome, for real

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Reply #47 on: January 11, 2008, 08:28:17 AM

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Reply #48 on: January 11, 2008, 09:38:18 AM


The best one was still, "Surprise, surprise! It's Lando in disguise!"


Oh shit thanks for the blast from the past, that was classic.
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Reply #49 on: January 11, 2008, 11:21:44 AM



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Lums latest picture has owned the whole subject.
I'd buy this game and what ever system it came out for in a heart beat if they did in fact include a Murloc.

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Reply #50 on: January 11, 2008, 11:35:33 AM

Martin van Buren's special veto throws are. . well, they're astounding.  He's totally unbalanced.

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Reply #51 on: January 11, 2008, 07:46:16 PM

Hahaha.  Don't sell the punch on the original post.  The effect must be awesome if you don't know what's coming. 
It's not like SW had any dignity left, might has well have fun with the diseased corpse.

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Reply #52 on: January 12, 2008, 05:16:21 AM

"Wah wah wah, Star Wars has lost all dignity, this is whoring, wah wah wah!"

Seriously, I'm the Star Wars guy and even I don't take it seriously enough to drop my monocle at the idea of Yoda throwing down with fucking Kazuya or Chun Li or whoever the hell is in this game.  It sounds like a fun idea.

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Reply #53 on: January 12, 2008, 05:27:52 AM

"Wah wah wah, Star Wars has lost all dignity, this is whoring, wah wah wah!"

Seriously, I'm the Star Wars guy and even I don't take it seriously enough to drop my monocle at the idea of Yoda throwing down with fucking Kazuya or Chun Li or whoever the hell is in this game.  It sounds like a fun idea.

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Reply #54 on: January 12, 2008, 02:25:48 PM

It's just a crossover. Probably a pretty shallow one, but if you are expecting anything else from Soul Calibur, you don't know what you're messing with. It's so shallow that there will be very little attempt to justify why these 2 characters are in soul calibur - POOF, they're here... LIGHTSABERS, PEW PEW! Now if the game were more story driven it might be painful, but it's not, so who really cares?

He-man might have nothing to do wtih the transformers, but I can remember mixing those toys up. Are you going to tell me you never had fun making Man at Arms wrestle Wheel jack while Luke Duke and Destro did brodies in the General Lee and the Baroness froze Han Solo in carbonite? This is starting to sound like erotic fan fiction now, so I'll stop.  this guy looks legit
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Reply #55 on: January 12, 2008, 02:40:29 PM

Oh, wow. The good cameo is on the PS3.

HOW INTERESTING.

No, Yoda is cooler.
Vader stopped being cool in Attack of the Clones because Anakin was discovered to be a Final Fantasy character.

And Yoda has always ruled. 

The problem is I doubt I will be stupid enough to pay 60 dollars for a fighting game even if I can play Yoda.

I'll wait for it to go budget like I did Soul Calibur 2 most likely.




Yoda stopped being cool after those awful "Who da man? Yoda man!" commercials for attack of the clones.

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Reply #56 on: January 12, 2008, 03:39:00 PM

He-man might have nothing to do wtih the transformers, but I can remember mixing those toys up. Are you going to tell me you never had fun making Man at Arms wrestle Wheel jack while Luke Duke and Destro did brodies in the General Lee and the Baroness froze Han Solo in carbonite? This is starting to sound like erotic fan fiction now, so I'll stop.  this guy looks legit

Many an afternoon did the Autobots and Decepticons have to team up to defeat the Empire, back in the mid-eighties on my bedroom carpet.  Sometimes the Empire had random dinosaurs and shit on their side, to fill out their ranks.  It was epic.

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Reply #57 on: January 12, 2008, 04:52:44 PM

My Transformers quaked at the might of the MechLego army they were up against  Oh ho ho ho. Reallllly?
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Reply #58 on: January 12, 2008, 10:51:07 PM

Gi-Joe vs the Battle Beasts in their Construx fortress & fighting vehicles.   If only Joe had known that "Water! Water puts out fire!"

Yeah, bitches.

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Reply #59 on: January 13, 2008, 02:43:23 AM

Marvel vs Capcom vs Star Wars vs Transformers.

There's a title that would get me playing fighting games again.

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Reply #60 on: January 13, 2008, 02:45:23 AM

You had me up to transformers. Then it got as gay as your avatar.
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Reply #61 on: January 13, 2008, 03:14:39 AM

Transformers was the last thing in the title.   swamp poop

EDIT:  Unless you're actually skipping Star Wars hate to give me Transformers hate, in which case bite my ass.  I can get past Star Wars hate because "lol sand is coarse lol" but if you hate Transformers, we gots to throw down.
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Reply #62 on: January 13, 2008, 05:27:55 AM

Then it got as gay as your avatar.

Awesome, Freddy Mercury just called a care bear gay.

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Reply #63 on: January 13, 2008, 07:21:09 AM



It ties all the topics together, and comes with tiny toy Tie Fighters!!!



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Reply #64 on: January 13, 2008, 01:37:30 PM

Transformers are cool.  I like Transformers.
I don't like most Transformers fans though.  They all seem to worship a shitty mid 80s cartoon for some reason.
And they get mad if you don't encourage them to spend 100s of dollars a month on them...



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Reply #65 on: January 13, 2008, 02:09:38 PM

Transformers are cool.  I like Transformers.
I don't like most Transformers fans though.  They all seem to worship a shitty mid 80s cartoon for some reason.
And they get mad if you don't encourage them to spend 100s of dollars a month on them...

True. If you ever want to be really really frightened, google any toy line that was popular some 20 years ago or more. You will find Lovecraftian Horrors.
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Reply #66 on: January 13, 2008, 03:10:00 PM




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Reply #67 on: January 13, 2008, 03:27:56 PM

I never understood how Sci-Fi lit fans consider themselves less geeky than video gamers. Mostly because some sci-fi lit fans will read what results from that last box. And I bet that last box considers themselves sci-fi lit authors.

Oh, did I just put video gamers at the top.

My bad. Ohhhhh, I see.
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Reply #68 on: January 13, 2008, 03:35:27 PM

Then it got as gay as your avatar.

Hey, what's you got against Peekay Bear!?
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Reply #69 on: January 16, 2008, 09:33:02 AM

<Death Star Vader>
It ties all the topics together, and comes with tiny toy Tie Fighters!!!

This toy is evil.  My wife bought it for our son's x-mas present.  Dad then spent the next 2 hours trying to understand how to transform it.. and it never did look like the fucking picture. All those goddamn panels interlock and interweave in very specific ways, with nothing to support them.  It's like trying to put a fucking eggshell back together.

And I used to be GOOD at Transformers, too.  Fucking old age.

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