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sidereal
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on: January 09, 2008, 06:56:01 PM

Clips of Vader and Yoda in Soul Calibur IV
http://kotaku.com/343089/vader--yodas-new-sciv-trailer

When I saw Yoda facing down Asteroth I laughed and cried at the same time.  Is there a word for that?  Craughing?  Lauying?  I did that.

I'll refuse to rent it in protest.

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Reply #1 on: January 09, 2008, 07:11:08 PM

Surely to Yoda's buttcrack that's a well put together joke.

(Nope, ain't April yet.....)

But given GL's whore ways of late, there's honestly no telling.
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Reply #2 on: January 09, 2008, 07:11:58 PM

Best lightsaber game ever.
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Reply #3 on: January 09, 2008, 07:19:58 PM

I am forced to agree with Schild here.  Soulcalibur with lightsabers sounds like instant win to me.
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Reply #4 on: January 09, 2008, 08:02:30 PM

I am forced to agree with Schild here.  Soulcalibur with lightsabers sounds like instant win to me.
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Reply #5 on: January 09, 2008, 08:29:47 PM

I can't watch the video...this is not a joke? ACK!

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Reply #6 on: January 09, 2008, 09:21:17 PM

I can't decide if it's awesome, or retarded.

Probably both.
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Reply #7 on: January 09, 2008, 09:39:31 PM

I can't decide if it's awesome, or retarded.

Probably both.

I'm in the same boat.. but i do love me some lightsaber combat goodness.

I used to be a JK2/JKA freak.
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Reply #8 on: January 09, 2008, 10:40:35 PM

I'm with rattran.

I can't wait!


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Reply #9 on: January 10, 2008, 12:15:02 AM

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Reply #10 on: January 10, 2008, 12:26:37 AM

Nah. MoTK blew dead dogs.

This is the goodness of SC, plus 2 character skins of extra fun.


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Reply #11 on: January 10, 2008, 02:26:01 AM

I'll take 2.
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Reply #12 on: January 10, 2008, 02:44:25 AM

What's the problem ?

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Reply #13 on: January 10, 2008, 02:46:39 AM

Clipping issues. Yoda is too short and can duck under most lows. It's imba.

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Reply #14 on: January 10, 2008, 02:49:28 AM

For the record, Yoda is supposedly exclusive to the 360 version, while Vader is excllusive to the PS3 version.
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Reply #15 on: January 10, 2008, 03:13:45 AM

Yoda and Vader confirmed for Brawl!

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Reply #16 on: January 10, 2008, 03:16:53 AM

 my what do we have here?

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Reply #17 on: January 10, 2008, 03:17:33 AM

They already had Spawn and Link in 2. These are at least cool. I personally think it's awesome.

As a matter of fact I swallowed one of these about two hours ago and the explanation is that it is, in fact, my hand.
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Reply #18 on: January 10, 2008, 03:50:00 AM

Soul Caliber has always been a silly made up daft game.  (I don't mean that in a bad way.)

Hell, put Wookies and Carebears and Jesus in there.  Who gives a fuck ?

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Reply #19 on: January 10, 2008, 03:56:48 AM

Fuck.

Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.

Fuckity Fuck, Fuck.


This might actually sell me on getting a new console before I planned.  God I'm sad.

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Reply #20 on: January 10, 2008, 04:42:26 AM

I like this.

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Reply #21 on: January 10, 2008, 04:52:03 AM

I'd like to say I think this is stupid, but god damn I want to kick ass as Vader. And I don't even care for Star Wars.

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Reply #22 on: January 10, 2008, 05:55:32 AM

I really like Soul Calibur. I thought it was pretty well done when I played it, but I'm sure Hammer will come tell me why I am wrong.  swamp poop

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Reply #23 on: January 10, 2008, 07:12:57 AM

Soul Caliber has always been a silly made up daft game.  (I don't mean that in a bad way.)

Hell, put Wookies and Carebears and Jesus in there.  Who gives a fuck ?

Jesus and a staff.

Oh man, we should just code our own Heroes of the Bible fighter.
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Reply #24 on: January 10, 2008, 07:26:41 AM

Adult Swim beat you to it.

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Reply #25 on: January 10, 2008, 07:36:20 AM

Adult Swim beat you to it.

Shit that's right.

Shame.

I had a great title for the figther.

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Reply #26 on: January 10, 2008, 12:01:03 PM

For the record, Yoda is supposedly exclusive to the 360 version, while Vader is excllusive to the PS3 version.

This is the part that pisses me off. Fuck both versions unless you can unlock both characters in both versions.

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Reply #27 on: January 10, 2008, 12:14:19 PM

That looks awesome. I agree with Riggs about the exclusivity characters, though. Mebbe they should just do one with a ton of licensed characters. Graphics look wicked.

Unfortunately, I don't have consoles and I don't hang out with the guys I used to play console games with, so this goodness will pass me by. I did love Soul Calibur whatever on the xbox, though. 2?
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Reply #28 on: January 10, 2008, 12:34:49 PM

Oh, wow. The good cameo is on the PS3.

HOW INTERESTING.
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Reply #29 on: January 10, 2008, 12:37:53 PM

Trying to tell us something, but I have no idea what. 

I feel like a deaf version of Timmy and Lassie.
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Reply #30 on: January 10, 2008, 12:38:35 PM

Oh, wow. The good cameo is on the PS3.

HOW INTERESTING.

Know what else is interesting? It doesn't fucking matter.  They'll just make me pay for it and call it extra content.
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Reply #31 on: January 10, 2008, 12:44:07 PM

Oh, wow. The good cameo is on the PS3.

HOW INTERESTING.

Know what else is interesting? It doesn't fucking matter.  They'll just make me pay for it and call it extra content.

Not likely.
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Reply #32 on: January 10, 2008, 12:46:56 PM

How the fuck not? Just move some of the 'unlockable' stuff that they usually do to some shitty content pack that costs 400 MS points or some shit.
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Reply #33 on: January 10, 2008, 12:49:49 PM

Or they've figured out some way to bend time and space and allow a PS3 and 360 to play on the same game server.

Fuck if I know.

Edit:  Or likely Schild is playing some illusionary game whereby the PS3 is good and holy and the 360 is evil incarnate.
« Last Edit: January 10, 2008, 12:52:48 PM by SnakeCharmer »
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Reply #34 on: January 10, 2008, 01:39:32 PM

Surely to Yoda's buttcrack that's a well put together joke.

(Nope, ain't April yet.....)

But given GL's whore ways of late, there's honestly no telling.

Of late? Where have you been for the past 30 years?

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