What the hell is a 'jackhob'?

[Sky]

Maybe fellephant instead of jackhob.

[Montague]

/derail

"Caviar and cigarettes. Well versed in etiquette. Extraordinarily nice."

Freddie fucking rocks. I'm still pissed to this day that I never got to see him sing live.

/derail off.

[Signe]

This word is just fucking annoying me every time I notice it.  I hate hate hate it with all the hate I have.  Which, granted, isn't a lot but more than I'm used to!

[Righ]

Jackhob is clearly a concatenation of 'jack' (to masturbate) and 'hob' (from 'hob nob' - 'give and take', as used in sharing, especially of drinks). So I presume a jackhob is supposed to be somebody who gives and partakes of semen for the purposes of drinking, or at least, swallowing. Not a very nice thing to call the respondents of the forum, and I suspect it will cause a few of them to leave.

[schild]

You mean to say, you made it disgusting because you wanted me to change it?

Maybe it means George, Righ.

YES, IT MEANS GEORGE.

IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH SEMEN. DON'T MAKE STUFF UP.

[Tebonas]

This whole renaming business looks like a hackjob to me.

[voodoolily]

Clearly the solution for Signe is for her to just submit something for biif and she will be a Contributor. However, I think her name should be in rainbows with the titile "Trix are for Kids".

[Righ]

You mean to say, you made it disgusting because you wanted me to change it?

No, I'm just interested in the etymology of the word. It clearly wasn't meant to be something as prosaic as 'George' or you would have just used 'George'. And there's no point in getting upset at me  - I'm not the one calling my site's membership a bunch of cum guzzling jackhobs.

[schild]

This is an interesting angle you're taking.

Stop trying to crap things up.

[Sky]

My tv is not called jackhob.

[Signe]

Jackhob almost certainly has something to do with touching yourself in a dirty way!  I am almost positively very nearly 100% sure of it.  Therefore, my sweet heart-throbby hubby is pretty near just about well nigh on roughly being essentially correct, in effect.

Thank you, honey. 

[schild]

Other than the fact it is polish for "cute bunny hopping through an open field."

So basically, it's just like a foozle.

[Tebonas]

It might as well be "Jakob" written by somebody with dyslexia. But I'm not judging here.

[Signe]

I wouldn't mind being a cute polish bunny hopping through an open field.  I still dislike that word, though.  Can't you come up with something cuter?  Bunny is good.  Can't we be bunnies? 

[Sky]

Why are you all being so mean to schild for coming out as a bunny semen slurping furry? I thought better of you all. Good luck in the bowling match against the klingons, schild.

[schild]

Thanks for your support, Meow.

[Sky]

NP, bud. I'm here for ya.

Btw, it's Chairman Meow. 

[voodoolily]

btw, I was totally going to use that Chairman Meow as MY avatard before Sky stole my idea.

[Sky]

SO SOLLY CHOLLY
 

[Cim]

New title please!

[schild]

There I changed it.

Now Righ can stop being LITTLE MISS SASSY.

Also:

[Signe]

When my nephew was in high school, he wrote an essay for a contest and won.  His prize was a trip to China and he actually got to go to the site of the terracotta soldiers.  It was all very cool and jealousy awe inspiring to see the pics.

Anyway, I'd rather be a Terracotta Horsey.

Wait.  No, I wouldn't!

[schild]

When my nephew was in high school, he wrote an essay for a contest and won.  His prize was a trip to China and he actually got to go to the site of the terracotta soldiers.  It was all very cool and jealousy awe inspiring to see the pics.

Anyway, I'd rather be a Terracotta Horsey.

You can dress up as a horse. Then I'll rename you Terracotta Furry.

[Signe]

I TOOK IT BACK!

[schild]

You can't. I see all.

[Signe]

You stink of bacon.

[schild]

Good.

[Velorath]

/derail

"Caviar and cigarettes. Well versed in etiquette. Extraordinarily nice."

Freddie fucking rocks. I'm still pissed to this day that I never got to see him sing live.

/derail off.

Me either, although I was actually surprisingly impressed with Paul Rodgers vocals when I saw Queen last year.

[schild]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjrHNu-Uq4o

Huh? Paul Rodgers has this american country twang bullshit going on that sucks so goddamn hard. He needs to stop trailing his shit off on an up note. Also, he has the vocal range of a one tenths model of Freddie Mercury.

Not trying to be mean, just. Fuck. I love me some Mercury. And Rodgers is a horrible replacement.

Mercury doing it right - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-D99n9f3vU4 With Rodgers they sound like a bowling alley cover band.

[stray]

Y'know.... I hate about half of Queen's music. He tainted some otherwise good albums with that ragtime grandma shit (Seaside Rendevous, for example). It wasn't May's doing either, it was all Freddie.

Paul McCartney did the same thing to otherwise good Beatles albums -- err, well, in fact, Paul was the one who started it. After that, we get the likes of Freddie at his worst, Jeff Lynne, and Billy Joel.

[schild]

What the fuck is wrong with Billy Joel? The Jewish Defense Force will be all over your ass for that.

[hal]

OK, terracotta army is a step up from err whatever. But why were foozles broken? I present an eternal truth. If it works, don't fix it.

[schild]

Every MMOG has foozles. We're innovators.

[Righ]

Jeff Lynne

He may not have been the star player in The Move, but most of what ELO did in the 70s was excellent, particularly Eldorado.

[hal]

OMG I highly recommend "Nobodys Child" or as my x and I called it at the time "Painted Lady".