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Topic: Game Haikus (Volume... 1?) (Read 4005 times)
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schild
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So. There are some requests to do something with game haikus.
As such, post away.
Playing Mass Effect
Words, Words, Words, Words, Words, Words, Words
Let Me Shoot Something!
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Azazel
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Sounds like you enjoyed Yahtzee's review :)
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schild
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Actually, I thought it was one of his less than entertaining ones. Mostly, I just listened to every word said in the Citadel.
Now I've done it twice.
I need a suicide smiley.
Needless to say, I'm past it and over it. Still a good game.
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sidereal
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THIS IS THE MOST I HAVE EVERY WANTED TO GET IN TO A BETA
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Phildo
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That smiley is so
Brutal, I laughed so effing
Hard. Schild gets his wish.
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Nerf
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Posts: 2421
The Presence of Your Vehicle Has Been Documented
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Not a gaming Haiku, but pretty fucking funny, and earned me an A in creative writing
FEMA Rims Spinnin'
Festiva on Twenty Fo's
Damn Them Rims is Tight
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Yegolev
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Posts: 24440
2/10 WOULD NOT INGEST
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King of All Cosmos
Now wears pantaloons instead
No more camel toe
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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Star Wars Galaxies Hellgate: London lifetime sub Just fucking be there  |
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schild
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Weak.
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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Morfiend
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Posts: 6009
wants a greif tittle
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Isn't it a shame
Halo gets all the credit
Orange box no love
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Bunk
Contributor
Posts: 5828
Operating Thetan One
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Wii Sports, you bastard
Tennis is Absolute Joy,
Tennis elbow ain't.
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"Welcome to the internet, pussy." - VDL
"I have retard strength." - Schild
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sidereal
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Wiimote is charming
After novelty worn off
Expensive Gamecube
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THIS IS THE MOST I HAVE EVERY WANTED TO GET IN TO A BETA
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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I am the Witcher
Better hide your womenfolk
Your mom sucks dwarf cock
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schild
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Posts: 60350
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Ode to Bacon Salt
I love you more than my mom
Get in my belly
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sidereal
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Bacon Salt's a game?
Cause otherwise your haiku
Is way off topic
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THIS IS THE MOST I HAVE EVERY WANTED TO GET IN TO A BETA
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Signe
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Muse.
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S-Child's stuff is long
I wish he would cut some off
He smells like bacon
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My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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Phildo
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Thinking of
Buying new game but
Is it fun?
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Lt.Dan
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f13 addicts
MMO cherry popped
now-only hate
Future releases
where's the fun?
patched-in later
Cheating Haikus, but all true.
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schild
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So we have:
3-5-3
5-7-5
and
5-3-5
Two of these is not like the other.
5-7-5 plz. 5-3-5 is grade school amateur hour and 3-5-3 is.... not a haiku at all.
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dusematic
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Diablo 3's Number One Fan
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You guys are big fags
Open Live Journal accounts
Stop living a lie
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schild
Administrator
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So, you love the cock?
It says that, right over there.
Calling us fags? lol
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Lt.Dan
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So we have:
3-5-3
5-7-5
and
5-3-5
Two of these is not like the other.
5-7-5 plz. 5-3-5 is grade school amateur hour and 3-5-3 is.... not a haiku at all.
An alternate form is 2-3-2 beats. That really helps with cheating. Caveat: According to the intraweb - lollers |
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bhodi
Moderator
Posts: 6817
No lie.
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Internet spaceships -
endless entertainment. Also,
Serious business
Holy crap. We've done it.
Overwhelming victory!
Motherfuck! Podded.
Birds of prey, hunting -
Only one jump away. Stalk... Leap!
Well, maybe next time.
Space is pretty, but
I want to feel wind in my hair.
Where are the windows?
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« Last Edit: December 22, 2007, 07:49:26 AM by bhodi »
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