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on: December 04, 2007, 05:36:17 PM


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Reply #1 on: December 04, 2007, 06:50:17 PM

hey thank you.
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Reply #2 on: December 04, 2007, 06:51:44 PM

Personally, I think you guys get the better end of the deal. I don't get 8 presents for Christmas.
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Reply #3 on: December 04, 2007, 06:53:04 PM

You don't get any Jesus either!
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Reply #4 on: December 04, 2007, 06:55:00 PM

I get a hell of a lot more than eight presents at Christmas.  But I tend to give even more than that (my little cousins are complete freeloaders compared to me at that age... would it kill them to glue some glitter to a foam ball and call it an ornament?) so I'm not sure I should be envied.

Also, do people still do presents on each night of Hannukah?  I would have thought it would have gone the same way as doing presents on each day of Christmas before Epiphany.
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Reply #5 on: December 04, 2007, 07:23:07 PM

I have like zero family. Zilch.

[edit] Somebody buy me something.
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Reply #6 on: December 04, 2007, 09:27:15 PM

חנוכה שמחה

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Reply #7 on: December 04, 2007, 09:41:54 PM

hoch samayach or whatever. I didn't google it.

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Reply #8 on: December 04, 2007, 10:14:42 PM

More importantly, this will be f13's fourth Festivus coming up.
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Reply #9 on: December 04, 2007, 10:59:57 PM

Last Christmas I got a $10 gift certificate for Starbucks and some Desert Lime Tea.

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Reply #10 on: December 05, 2007, 07:19:52 AM

Being neither, I would want Xmas more.  All the pressies, gaudy decorations and lights, funny hats for the kitties, and, of course, the pizzelles. 

Anyway... here's to the jews!    Blow them out and make a wish!



Haven't seen one yet.  Maybe we'll take the camera for a ride today and look around.

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Reply #11 on: December 05, 2007, 07:38:03 AM

Anyway... here's to the jews!  Blow them out and make a wish!

Sounds like the punch line to a prison camp joke.  ACK!

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Reply #12 on: December 05, 2007, 07:41:29 AM

Enjoy your dreidel.

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Reply #13 on: December 05, 2007, 07:49:56 AM

Happy Chanukah -- or Hanukkah.  Not only do you get 8 days, you get 2 spellings!  Here's a song to go with the greeting.

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Reply #14 on: December 05, 2007, 09:12:47 AM

Heh, I sang that song at the office holiday gig a couple of years ago.  It KILLED.
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Reply #15 on: December 05, 2007, 03:13:33 PM

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Reply #16 on: December 06, 2007, 04:11:32 AM

Happy Hanukkah to all.

I was going to go with a sexy jewish girl in a seasonal outfit.. but when I did a google for 'sexy jewish hanukkah'  all I got were a lot of naked men.  Even adding 'women' to the search didn't help.  Alas.  So instead enjoy my candy-cane elf.

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Reply #17 on: December 06, 2007, 06:16:55 PM

Happy Hanukkah to all.

but when I did a google for 'sexy jewish hanukkah'  all I got were a lot of naked men. 

Wow, thanks for the tip. I'm totally on it. Gotta love a Jewish boy.

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Reply #18 on: December 06, 2007, 06:26:27 PM

Best I could do that was worksafe.

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