Cheddar
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As the thread title says - 6 pounds, 2 ounces. And no sleep last night. I will get some pics posted sometime today or tomorrow.  9 months waiting, 1 hour labor. I have never heard of someone having a baby as fast as my wife did!  edit. Added stuffs. |
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« Last Edit: December 03, 2007, 06:52:35 PM by Cheddar »
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No Nerf, but I put a link to this very thread and I said that you all can guarantee for my purity. I even mentioned your case, and see if they can take a look at your lawn from a Michigan perspective.
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Ookii
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Does your spawn have a name?
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Congrats!!!
There's nothing like being a father. Enjoy it while you can (even the diapers) because they grow up waaaay too fast.
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As the thread title says - 6 pounds, 2 ounces. And no sleep last night. I will get some pics posted sometime today or tomorrow. Congrats! |
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He will be SO spoiled by his sisters, I bet!   |
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Congrats Cheddar!
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Congrats!!!
There's nothing like being a father. Enjoy it while you can (even the diapers) because they grow up waaaay too fast.
I think I spent the 1st 4 weeks thinking OMFG what the hell did I get myself into maybe I can ebay this thing if it gets any worse. After that the above is true, it has changed my life for the better in ways I didn't even know could exist. grats |
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He's already got 2. He's taught them how to flick people off and everything.
Grats Cheddar... This would be the first boy though, right?
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Congrats on the little noodler. Keep him away from  |
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Congrats sir. Love them little humans!
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Cheddar
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Name is Aiden- my wife was in labor only 1 hour (the shit happened FAST). Evidently the stomache cramps she had over the weekend was NOT gas- whodathunkit. Thanks for the congrats - I will probably be less moody and bitter now that he is born and as my wife returns to normal again (pregnant women suck).     |
No Nerf, but I put a link to this very thread and I said that you all can guarantee for my purity. I even mentioned your case, and see if they can take a look at your lawn from a Michigan perspective.
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Best thing about pregnant woman: the hormones improve their sex drive. As long as you can live with the mood swings, the sex is great !
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Congrats Cheddar
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This post makes me want to squeeze into my badass red jeans.
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Congratulations!
I applaud your virility.
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Congratulations sir.
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Congrats on successfully completing the sex act properly on at least one occasion. May your example be a shining beacon to us all.
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Congratulation. A winner is you.
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vampirehipi23: I would enjoy a book written by a monkey and turned into a movie rather than this.
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Congrats!
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Congratulations man, you are in for a wild ride.
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Grats!
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Congrats Cheddar! Much luck and goodness your way  |
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Grats Ched! Boys are so fucking different from girls you're in for a whole new ride on the parent train. Woo! Best thing about pregnant woman: the hormones improve their sex drive. As long as you can live with the mood swings, the sex is great !
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Congrats!
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Grats ched.
Is a third child something that's actually good thing? I mean, sure, it's great that your wife got through the ordeal ok, and we all can appreciate that the child has the right number of noses, but three kids is a lot. You really can't even go out to eat someplace nice without tons of prior planning. People will hate you on airplanes for years to come. Everything you do will cost you waaaaay more.
Um, good luck!
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Signe
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He has to have one from every wife, doesn't he? PLUS he needed a boy to balance the universe of his personal spaces, right? Cheddar is a cool daddy. I hope he has lots. If I ever had any, I'd absolutely toss them his way. Then I'd run!
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Congratulations to you and your wife, Cheddar.
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Congratulations. Cold air makes boys pee. Don't clean your gun while staring down the barrel. You'll figure out the rest easy enough.
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Nebu
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9 months waiting, 1 hour labor. I have never heard of someone having a baby as fast as my wife did!
Medically speaking, it's tough to know how long her labor was without actively checking her cervix. It's quite possible that she had a fairly long labor and she was just managing the symptoms EXTREMELY well. One thing is certain, that your wife has a high tolerance for pain and is quite a trooper when it comes to child birth. Beautiful baby. You're a very lucky man, Ched! |
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Medically speaking, it's tough to know how long her labor was without actively checking her cervix. Isn't that what got him into this situation in the first place?  |
When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
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Cheddar
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Well, its true she was probably in labor for awhile before we got to the hospital, but it is still amazing how fast everything went down. She went from 3 cm to 9 cm in like 20 minutes- even the nurse (who was the most awesomest nurse I ever met) was caught slightly off guard.
The boy is pissed at me, though. Circumsion was today :/ He wont even look me straight in the eyes!
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No Nerf, but I put a link to this very thread and I said that you all can guarantee for my purity. I even mentioned your case, and see if they can take a look at your lawn from a Michigan perspective.
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