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Topic: December 14th. "I am Legend." Fucking be there. (Read 83035 times)
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Ironwood
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Yet another comedian who's shamelessly stealing the first comedians routine due to, I suspect, a lack of reading.
It's even the same fucking joke.
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Over-use of CGI in movies bugs me. We saw the making-of for the polar bear movie. THe biggest problem is that there is no environment, nothing for the actors to play off or look at. Maybe the very best stage actors in the world can pull it off, but the jackasses getting cast in hollytard movies sure can't. In fact, CGI overload is reason #3 why I hate Episodes 1-3 of Star Wars (behind Hayden and that tart's wooden acting at #1 and flying r2d2 at #2....which actually makes the cgi #2 I guess). Need more real sets and costumes, kthx. |
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stray
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Heh, think I had this argument at Corp once...
Training in Acting, rehearsing and prep, self study, auditioning, etc is already done in a vacuum all the time. Performances can be every bit as great. I mean, these are the moments when actors discover the most about themselves or their characters. Sets and costumes and things to work off of are icing on the cake. And if you can't pull that off, then you should leave.
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Ironwood
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Think we had that argument here once too.
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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Zetleft
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Heh, think I had this argument at Corp once...
Training in Acting, rehearsing and prep, self study, auditioning, etc is already done in a vacuum all the time. Performances can be every bit as great. I mean, these are the moments when actors discover the most about themselves or their characters. Sets and costumes and things to work off of are icing on the cake. And if you can't pull that off, then you should leave.
I'm sure the actors in question will take your advise and leave their million dollar pay checks.... no wait they will continue to be shitty and wooden and laugh all the way to the bank. |
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stray
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There is justice in the world. Those people don't last for long. I can't think of one at least.
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Cheddar
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No Nerf, but I put a link to this very thread and I said that you all can guarantee for my purity. I even mentioned your case, and see if they can take a look at your lawn from a Michigan perspective.
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ahoythematey
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This thread went from Win to Lose in one post. GG, cheddar.
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stray
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Tom Cruise is a master at playing douchebags. Master. We still need him unfortunately.
Guys still hate Brad Pitt? Jesus...
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Teleku
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Yeah, Keanu is the only one I could agree with.
The Terminator and Guile did exactly what they were hired to do, every time.
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Soln
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I heard/read/absorbed somewhere that the Director reshot and redid the entire ending post-prod-something. So maybe there was a different design somewhere's.
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Cheddar
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Did you know that Will Smith was the original choice for "The Matrix" franchise? He went with Wild Wild West instead.
The Governor of Cali was the first pick for "I am Legend."
Holy shit it all came around full circle' who woulda thunk half naked men could do that?
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No Nerf, but I put a link to this very thread and I said that you all can guarantee for my purity. I even mentioned your case, and see if they can take a look at your lawn from a Michigan perspective.
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Ozzu
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Did you know that Will Smith was the original choice for "The Matrix" franchise? He went with Wild Wild West instead. And how different would that entire trilogy have been with him in it? There would have been some really really bad one-liners, but overall, the acting would have been better. |
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Samwise
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I don't think the Matrix would have been good with a Neo who was in any way sharp or funny. Neo's non-acting just happened to fit the role perfectly. For the first movie, at least. They could have had Will Smith play him in the sequels and I wouldn't have minded.
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stu
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I thought that having Keanu playing a totally clueless guy as Neo was pretty fitting. The only problem is he kept acting totally clueless into the next couple flicks.
Since we're on could-have-beens, I think Val Kilmer was the original choice for Morpheus, but he passed on it.
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Dear Diary,
Jackpot!
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Soukyan
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Just saw I Am Legend last night.
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schild
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Just saw I Am Legend last night. Grats! |
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Trouble
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We had more fun saying "Welcome to Earf" before the movie. L M F A O That made my day. I've been saying that for the last 11 years. |
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Cheddar
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Independence day was originally supposed to be a comedy. It was changed post production.
Why the fuck am I some kind of Will Smith savant?
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No Nerf, but I put a link to this very thread and I said that you all can guarantee for my purity. I even mentioned your case, and see if they can take a look at your lawn from a Michigan perspective.
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Morfiend
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Just saw I Am Legend last night.
Me too. I felt it was average at best. Entertaining, but not great by any means. I actually thought that Will Smiths acting was one of the better parts of the movie. |
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schild
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Independence day was originally supposed to be a comedy. It was changed post production. It was a comedy. And continued to be one through release. |
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tkinnun0
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Independence day was originally supposed to be a comedy. It was changed post production. It was a comedy. And continued to be one through release. I thought it was satire. What with the "from now on, 4th of July will be known as the Independence Day of The World!" and all... |
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Cim
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The book did not excite me, will the movie?
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schild
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This movie couldn't excite a 14 year old that just saw tits for the first time since he was breastfed.
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WindupAtheist
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We had more fun saying "Welcome to Earf" before the movie. My dad and I have been telling each other that "the door swings bofe ways" ever since Predator 2. |
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Cim
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This movie must die.
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Theres a place on your face that can save the human race, its called a smile, the positivity that it creates takes awhile, but the grin will turn an inch into a mile.
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IainC
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Saw Sweeny Todd instead last night. Great film, real actors who can actually act. r0x.
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Cim
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Do want!
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Theres a place on your face that can save the human race, its called a smile, the positivity that it creates takes awhile, but the grin will turn an inch into a mile.
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Oban
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Saw Sweeny Todd instead last night. Great film, real actors who can actually act. r0x.
Lots and lots of blood. Lots of blood. So much blood. Otherwise, yet another great Tim Burton movie. |
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Otherwise, yet another great Tim Burton movie. "Great" and "Tim Burton movie". Does not compute. |
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Abagadro
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"Great" and "Tim Burton movie". Does not compute.
I'd put Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Edward Scissorhands, & Ed Wood in the great category and several of his other one's in the "good" category. |
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Cim
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Blood? SWEET!
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Theres a place on your face that can save the human race, its called a smile, the positivity that it creates takes awhile, but the grin will turn an inch into a mile.
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Riggswolfe
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"Great" and "Tim Burton movie". Does not compute.
I'd put Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Edward Scissorhands, & Ed Wood in the great category and several of his other one's in the "good" category. Agreed. |
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stray
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Ed Wood is definitely great. One of my favorite movies ever, and that's seriously trying to take the entire history of movies into account. Pee Wee's Big Adventure.. Eh, not so much. Except for the Brolin scene. Maybe. [edit] Damn, Dottie is STILL hot.  |
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shiznitz
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I saw the movie this weekend. I loved the book but had prepared myself for some major separation from the novel. This is Hollywood after all. The movie delivered an intense and taut experience. Will Smith did a good job keeping it serious. The ending just pissed all over the book's perfect ending, but I can live with it.
Just for comparison's sake, I also watched Pirates of the Carribean 3 last week at home and fell asleep an hour in. That NEVER happens. What a mishmash of crap.
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