schild
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Item: EQ2 Subscription Key from Rise of the Kunark which includes all 4 expansion packs, 3 adventure packs, and the base game. 30 Day sub attached to key.
Rules of Engagement: Must have had at least one post at the time of this contest posting. Must not be Geldonyetich (any version).
How to win: Sign below. If I laugh out loud when I read your submission, you get two entries. Drawing will be Friday. Will be in one of those internet random name picker things.
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Lum
Developers
Posts: 1608
Hellfire Games
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I'd like a copy because I hear this... Everquest? I hear it's pretty popular. Is it anything like World of Warcraft?
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Surlyboi
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eat a bag of dicks
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Ah, so this is where our server donations are going... 
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Tuned in, immediately get to watch cringey Ubisoft talking head offering her deepest sympathies to the families impacted by the Orlando shooting while flanked by a man in a giraffe suit and some sort of "horrifically garish neon costumes through the ages" exhibit or something. We need to stop this fucking planet right now and sort some shit out. -Kail
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cmlancas
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 I think this is cheating, only because it is a combination of your three favorite things in life.
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f13 Street Cred of the week: I can't promise anything other than trauma and tragedy. -- schild
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BigBlack
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Posts: 179
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Making me play EQ2 is just about the closest you could come to literally reaching through the screen and fucking me violently up the ass. Think of the pain you'll inflict on me! Think of how much I'll long to be playing Asheron's Call instead! Can you feel it, Snakechild - the clashing of bone and sinew? Hurt me more!
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taolurker
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I think Lum should get 3 entries for this, because he seems to have plenty of time left over from developing the mystery WoW killer, penultimate Russian Dysentery/Civil War MMO, for NCSoft. If any game designer wants to build me some furniture, I'll be vacationing over here.
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I used to write for extinct gaming sites details available here (unused blog about page)
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Signe
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Muse.
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Making me play EQ2 is just about the closest you could come to literally reaching through the screen and fucking me violently up the ass. Think of the pain you'll inflict on me! Think of how much I'll long to be playing Asheron's Call instead! Can you feel it, Snakechild - the clashing of bone and sinew? Hurt me more!
I KNOW he didn't laugh out loud. .gif)
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My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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BigBlack
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Posts: 179
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Making me play EQ2 is just about the closest you could come to literally reaching through the screen and fucking me violently up the ass. Think of the pain you'll inflict on me! Think of how much I'll long to be playing Asheron's Call instead! Can you feel it, Snakechild - the clashing of bone and sinew? Hurt me more!
I KNOW he didn't laugh out loud. .gif) But i tried real real hard :(
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Rendakor
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Well I was going to post a witty reply, then my mom got scared and said, "You're movin with your auntie and uncle in bel air." 
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"i can't be a star citizen. they won't even give me a star green card"
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Viin
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Well, whatever you do, don't give it to me.
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- Viin
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lesion
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<Patrician|Away> what does your robot do, sam <bovril> it collects data about the surrounding environment, then discards it and drives into walls
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geldonyetich2
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I thought to myself, "I should really not try, I know my sense of humor guarantees Schild will be too busy throwing up to LOL, but how can I fight the temptation?" Must not be Geldonyetich (any version). Excellent. I confess, I feel like a winner right now.
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NiX
Wiki Admin
Posts: 7770
Locomotive Pandamonium
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Don't even bother entering me in this shit. I just wanted to say this: HAHA! Funny shit Schild. We bitched about contests ages ago and this is you "Eldin"ing it up. Cockbag.
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Nerf
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Posts: 2421
The Presence of Your Vehicle Has Been Documented
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The chat filter for mythos deems Holocaust, Nazi, and Hitler to all be offensive and thereby blocked. Kike, on the other hand, is perfectably acceptable.
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tkinnun0
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Posts: 335
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Can't Like, Won't Like.
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Oban
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Posts: 4662
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Moving from HG:L to EQ2 is like moving to a different game.
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Palin 2012 : Let's go out with a bang!
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Signe
Terracotta Army
Posts: 18942
Muse.
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I already have it so if I win, I'm donating it to charity. Probably the MusiCares Map Fund. I can't think of nothing more chariable than sending a heroin addicted drummer to rehab ten or twelve times and then helping his family pay for the funeral anyway.
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My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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MrHat
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Posts: 7432
Out of the frying pan, into the fire.
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Contest.
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Signe
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Muse.
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Oh wait. It's the other one I have. Every I said is relevant to that then. And whatnot.
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My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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vex
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Posts: 178
Smock, turban, latex gloves and rubber slippers.
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A free month of EQ2 makes it really worth playing.
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Signe
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Muse.
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I don't know what the hell I have or what the hell I'm talking about anymore.
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My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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Ixxit
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Posts: 238
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 Me me mee meee mmeee
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I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate.
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Ookii
Staff Emeritus
Posts: 2676
is actually Trippy
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 I think this is cheating, only because it is a combination of your three favorite things in life. FUCKING WIN.
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Falconeer
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Posts: 11127
a polyamorous pansexual genderqueer born and living in the wrong country
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Oh I'd love to get the box, but I heard it's NO-TRADE and I have better gear ATM. So pass.
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Bunk
Contributor
Posts: 5828
Operating Thetan One
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Do I have to promise to play it, or can I just use it as a benchmark for my video card?
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"Welcome to the internet, pussy." - VDL "I have retard strength." - Schild
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Kirth
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Posts: 640
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Didn't these guys also make Star Wars: Galaxies ? That game was the bomb.
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Jamiko
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Posts: 364
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The Kunark is a lie. Obligatory 
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UD_Delt
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Posts: 999
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Can I sell this on the Station Exchange?
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Horik
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Posts: 63
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I'll only play if I can name my Froglok Swashbuckler Frogberts. 
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cmlancas
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Posts: 2511
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Why are the rest of you trying? I won the thread with my chart. Newbs. Jamiko's post was fun though. :)
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f13 Street Cred of the week: I can't promise anything other than trauma and tragedy. -- schild
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schild
Administrator
Posts: 60350
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I didn't laugh at the chart. It was too predictable and didn't make any sense. UO didn't have nearly that much motherfucking.
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geldonyetich2
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What Schild didn't tell you is that the reason why I'm disqualified is because, due to my excellent taste and bulletproof cognitive skills, I'm actually the judge. 
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taolurker
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No the reason why you're disqualified is because you hit post after typing totally stupid, off the wall things like that. Show a little restraint and don't post what you're thinking the first time, most of the time it makes you look stupider than you actually might be.
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I used to write for extinct gaming sites details available here (unused blog about page)
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Moaner
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Posts: 529
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I played the first Everquest for 6 years, have a 75 shaman with 800AAs, and used to raid every night. Also, a client asked me if I wanted to suck and fuck her titties all night yesterday. I declined because she was 79. 
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PSN: Happy_Hedonist, SteamID: Happy Hedonist
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