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Nevermore
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Over and out.
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Samwise
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I really want to think she's joking. And yet...
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Yegolev
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I'm sure Intelligent Design can be worked into that somehow.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
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Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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bhodi
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No lie.
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That is awesome.
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taolurker
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Notice it's Arkansas.
Nuff said.
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details available here (unused blog about page)
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Calantus
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Goddamnit. You guys have a daylight machine and you didn't tell us? I thought we were allies?
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Nebu
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I am so using that as my opening slide next lecture. Brilliant.
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DraconianOne
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I'm intrigued to know what her surname is. It's not Linquist by any chance?
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A point can be MOOT. MUTE is more along the lines of what you should be. - WayAbvPar
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Salamok
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Is there some way to forward this to Al Gore so he can update his movie?
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Grand Design
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Wow.
While it's difficult to imagine how someone could be that stupid, it's mind-boggling that an editor printed it.
Just wow.
I got a great laugh.
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Salamok
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Wow.
While it's difficult to imagine how someone could be that stupid, it's mind-boggling that an editor printed it.
Just wow.
I got a great laugh.
If you were an editor and someone sent that in how could you not print it? It's gold Jerry! |
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Grand Design
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Maybe if I were editor of Mad or The Onion .. but a respectable well-known Arkansas newspaper.
Never mind.
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That is the funniest damned thing I have seen recently.
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When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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"Should the batman kill Joker because it would save more lives?" is a fundamentally different question from "should the batman have a bunch of machineguns that go BATBATBATBATBAT because its totally cool?". ~Goumindong
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lamaros
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I refuse to believe that is not a joke.
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Paelos
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Error 404: Title not found.
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I refuse to believe that is not a joke.
Visit the state and get back to us on that one. |
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lamaros
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I refuse to believe that is not a joke.
Visit the state and get back to us on that one. The risk of it being serious heavily argues against visiting said state. |
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Calantus
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If you can't imagine she is serious imagine it is a youtube comment or a WoW General Forum post. It doesn't sound so impossible now does it?
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Paelos
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Error 404: Title not found.
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If you can't imagine she is serious imagine it is a youtube comment or a WoW General Forum post. It doesn't sound so impossible now does it?
So she's 12 and retarded? |
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Salamok
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If you can't imagine she is serious imagine it is a youtube comment or a WoW General Forum post. It doesn't sound so impossible now does it?
So she's 12 and retarded? I believe the word they use in that neck of the woods is inbred. |
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bhodi
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No lie.
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She was actually trolling. In real life. |
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Nevermore
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Well, you're no fun!  |
Over and out.
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Grand Design
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Damn you , Snopes, damn you.
I'm still pointing my finger at the idiot editor who published this, satire or not.
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Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
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There's also a typo in the headline. It says "warning" instead of "warming". God, the south is really fucking stupid.
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Ironwood
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Wow. A lawyer I wouldn't kill.
That's Ab, my Sister in law and her.
Awesome.
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Calantus
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Awesome.
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DraconianOne
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According to that Snopes article, Connie is actually a He.
Poor bastard!
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Merusk
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Aw, damn. I got that in my work email a few weeks ago and didn't post it here because I figured you all had seen it by then.
I had the same thought on the spelling, VD. I was then prompted to beat my head against the wall when I pointed the error out to coworkers. They felt that "exacerbates warning" meant it caused the person to write the letter in warning. When I pointed out 'exacerbate' doesn't mean 'prompt' or 'cause' they insisted I was just looking for problems. Remember kids, a 4th grade reading level is your target.
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bhodi
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No lie.
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"Daylight makes the morning worse". Still makes no sense, but I know what they were TRYING to say.
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Sky
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Joke or not, our local paper runs crazy stuff like that. I love it. You can tell when the editor is on vacation and the writers all get hilarious in the anonymous posts (like the crime blotter, punny beyond belief). And there are a couple regular letter-writers that start out with some hot-button issue and then just start shooting off at everything. There was one a couple weeks ago that started out about needing a dress code in school and ended up touching on Iraq, global warming, the housing bubble, it was golden. And it wasn't long, maybe three paragraphs. Just mid-sentence turnarounds in logic that no sane mind could forge.
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