Funny picture thread

[Sky]

Poorly placed radar keeps it out of awesome pic thread.

[Nightblade]

Wrong forum, brain dead this day, sorry about that and so on.

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[Fordel]

Oh man, that one made me chuckle 

[Rendakor]

Am I missing something, or did you BW something from literally 2 posts before yours?

[Cyrrex]

Poorly placed radar keeps it out of awesome pic thread.

I'm going to need to see your nerd card, sir.  That dish is meant to fall off.

[Sky]

Sorry, I only carry a man card.



And still have a couple things left to punch.

[Rasix]

I don't think I'll ever punch anything on that card.  Maybe the scar thing, who knows what the future holds. My current facial scar is really small and hard to see. 

If I stay in AZ long enough, I will get the rattlesnake bite achievement.

[Lantyssa]

I've got like three of them, and half-way on two.  You need to Man Up.

[Segoris]

I've also finished 3 of them though I haven't even started a 4th yet. Looking over that list though, I think the Steve McQueen one may be tougher than the rattle snake one.

[Rasix]

Actually, I have saved a kitten from a tree.  Forgot about my white kitten that liked to climb the lemon tree.

[Bzalthek]

Yeah.  I ever see someone with that card, they're going to find out their car has a car bomb in it one day.

[Paelos]

Yeah.  I ever see someone with that card, they're going to find out their car has a car bomb in it one day.

So you're saying you know how to weld then?

[Nightblade]

[Paelos]

They left out drugs.

[Samwise]

Somehow, I don't think they did.

[apocrypha]

I thought porn made you blind not ginger?

[SurfD]

I thought porn made you blind not ginger?

Appearently it also causes you to part your hair on the right.  Beware those evil, evil righties.

[TheWalrus]

Somehow, I don't think they did.

Goddamn that was good man. Nice chuckle.

[Ginaz]

I've got like three of them, and half-way on two.  You need to Man Up.

Which two are half way there?  Is Grow Epic Beard one of them?

Sorry, someone had to say it.

[Minvaren]

Well, she is learning Linux, so it's a natural evolution, you see...

[Sky]

I've got like three of them, and half-way on two.  You need to Man Up.

I've got ten and a half. I give myself half of the AT hike for all the mountains I climbed and basically spending my teens in the woods. I'm also not sure what a buckskin knife is, so I'm giving myself that one for carrying a poniard in a buckskin sheath before the cops confiscated it in an unrelated arrest.

The AT hike is unrealistic for anyone with a job, it's something like six months. I've hiked portions of that and the Long Trail (my favorite bar sits at the nexus of the two).

We don't have rattlesnakes and fuck deserts, so not getting that one.

Dick Proenneke is one of my heroes, but I don't see that one happening....but it's the one I'd want most on the list.

Probably won't take up bow-hunting, though I did hunt when I was younger.

Wish I had seen that list twenty years ago, it'd be done long ago.

[sickrubik]

I thought porn made you blind not ginger?

Appearently it also causes you to part your hair on the right.  Beware those evil, evil righties.

It's known as "The Devil's Part".

[Lantyssa]

Which two are half way there?  Is Grow Epic Beard one of them?

Only if letting fruit ripen in the fridge too long counts.

Theoretically I know how to weld, I've just never done it, and it'd be a good idea for me to get a refresher before trying.  Unless soldering counts.

Then I've also bow hunted, but never bagged anything.  I once almost got an exotic late in the morning, but my dad drove by and spooked it.  Really though I'm too weak for a proper draw.  Using a gun is more humane.

Successes are the knife, kitten rescue, and the scar.

[Polysorbate80]

I've never arc-welded, but acetylene isn't hard to learn; I was taught by a couple of Korean guys with terrible English skills.  Takes a little practice to get a clean line and not overheat the metal you're trying to weld is all. 

Honestly, I have a much harder time keeping my solder joints from looking like shit.    They work, but anyone else looking at them would cringe.

Also, re: bowhunting...nothing on the card says you couldn't just beat the critter to death with the bow instead for extra manliness points 

[Thrawn]

Also, re: bowhunting...nothing on the card says you couldn't just beat the critter to death with the bow instead for extra manliness points 

Well, other than the hitch of the critter probably killing you in the process. 

[Mattemeo]

Well, other than the hitch of the critter probably killing you in the process. 

That largely depends on whether you're hunting rabbits or boar.

[Thrawn]

Well, other than the hitch of the critter probably killing you in the process.  

That largely depends on whether you're hunting rabbits or boar.

I was assuming we were still on the 12 point buck topic, in which case it would likely kill you.  (horns and hoofs are sharp!)

And a picture to attempt and get back on topic!

[Nightblade]

[Rendakor]

Chuckled a good deal at the Sabin one, nice find.

[TheWalrus]

Hey Thrawn good one. Aquatic Wedgie.

[Cyrrex]

Hey Thrawn good one. Aquatic Wedgie.

I like how the other guys are looking at him and smiling like "ha, that Fred...falling off the side of the boat and wedgieing himself again".

[apocrypha]

NSFW. Also, text. But we don't have a "Funny product reviews" thread do we?

[Thrawn]

Hey Thrawn good one. Aquatic Wedgie.

I like how the other guys are looking at him and smiling like "ha, that Fred...falling off the side of the boat and wedgieing himself again".

From the way he's hanging you half expect a headline of "Boater drowns in tragic accident.  Friends unable to save him due to overwhelming laughter."

[Goumindong]

Theoretically I know how to weld, I've just never done it, and it'd be a good idea for me to get a refresher before trying.  Unless soldering counts.

Its basically the exact same thing (depending on the welding method)