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WayAbvPar
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on: October 25, 2007, 11:47:05 AM

Hire outgoing and talented people.

I can only hope they weren't the big Foster's cans. Those things are fucking sturdy.

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Reply #1 on: October 25, 2007, 11:48:57 AM

Hire outgoing and talented people.

I can only hope they weren't the big Foster's cans. Those things are fucking sturdy.

I don't think you need to worry, no self respecting Australian drinks fosters.
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Reply #2 on: October 25, 2007, 12:06:11 PM

And if this were 4Chan, you'd already have 500 posts of "PICS PLZ" right below this one.
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Reply #3 on: October 25, 2007, 12:14:33 PM

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The woman "is alleged to have also crushed beer cans between her breasts during one of the offences," in breach of hotel licensing laws, police from the Peel district of Western Australia said in a statement.

Austrailia has regulations that specifically prohibit the crushing of beer cans between breasts?


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Reply #4 on: October 25, 2007, 12:29:51 PM

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The woman "is alleged to have also crushed beer cans between her breasts during one of the offences," in breach of hotel licensing laws, police from the Peel district of Western Australia said in a statement.

Austrailia has regulations that specifically prohibit the crushing of beer cans between breasts?

it's western Australia they are a bit backwards out that away, in Sidney or Melbourne (the cultural centers) this is probably a job requirement.
WayAbvPar
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Reply #5 on: October 25, 2007, 12:42:55 PM

Hire outgoing and talented people.

I can only hope they weren't the big Foster's cans. Those things are fucking sturdy.

I don't think you need to worry, no self respecting Australian drinks fosters.

Someone who crushes beer cans between her breasts and hangs spoons from her nipples is self respecting?  :-D

When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM

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Salamok
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Reply #6 on: October 25, 2007, 12:43:31 PM

Hire outgoing and talented people.

I can only hope they weren't the big Foster's cans. Those things are fucking sturdy.

I don't think you need to worry, no self respecting Australian drinks fosters.

Someone who crushes beer cans between her breasts and hangs spoons from her nipples is self respecting?  :-D

I'd say she is definately putting that on her Resume
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Reply #7 on: October 25, 2007, 07:36:41 PM

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hanging spoons from her friend's nipples



I guess she's played boobie spoonie before!

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Reply #8 on: October 25, 2007, 08:10:03 PM

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The woman "is alleged to have also crushed beer cans between her breasts during one of the offences," in breach of hotel licensing laws, police from the Peel district of Western Australia said in a statement.

Austrailia has regulations that specifically prohibit the crushing of beer cans between breasts?

it's western Australia they are a bit backwards out that away, in Sidney or Melbourne (the cultural centers) this is probably a job requirement.

Sydney. And it's hardly a distinction between the cities. Just some random people probably getting offended and making something from nothing. This sort of stuff happens everywhere, I'm sure.
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Reply #9 on: October 26, 2007, 12:33:58 AM

Except Amsterdam!

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Reply #10 on: November 08, 2007, 07:04:11 AM

Semi-NSFW: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbjmtMd4oY8&NR=1

she doesn't sound australian /shrug
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