Grand Design
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« Last Edit: October 11, 2007, 04:25:36 PM by Grand Design »
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Soln
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the opportunity for evil is just delicious
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Oh for God's sake. That's all this day needed. EA eats bioware + EQ movie. I'm sure the e-peen will be plentiful.
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taolurker
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Your link isn't working, to the IGN news. Although IGN is quoting "reliable sources", and might've had the scoop/rumor, I'm pretty sure this can be confirmed because it also was in Variety magazine. Avi Arad producing? Writer of 300 penning the script? Scary stuff indeed. |
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WayAbvPar
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When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
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Grand Design
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Tao, thanks and fixed.
WayAbvPar, well put.
I may skip it and declare defiantly, "I don't need to see an Everquest movie... I lived it."
Because then people would see what a fucking awesome shaman a nerd I am.
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Ixxit
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Mark my words, this will only work if Uwe Boll directs
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I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate.
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schild
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Is Heather Graham going to be in that blue outfit?
I'd see it twice.
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cmlancas
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It should be a two-hour long video of a guy with a huge poopsock.
Ewe Boll should definitely direct it.
There are so many jokes that I want to make about catassing right now it is killing me.
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Ixxit
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Is Heather Graham going to be in that blue outfit?
I'd see it twice.
Yes....  Forgive the lack of photoshop skillz |
I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate.
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Righ
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We can only hope that its every bit as wonderful as the Dungeons and Dragons movie was.
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Kaa
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We can only hope that its every bit as wonderful as the Dungeons and Dragons movie was.
And don't forget the Tomb Raider movie, too. Kaa |
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CharlieMopps
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I'm personally a huge evercrack addict... have played both 1 and 2 for years... but, the truth must be said, this is going to be the worst movie ever made. Even worse than that Dungeons and Dragons movie.
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Nebu
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I can envision it all. Epic battles with dogs and rats followed by long, silence-filled pauses. The anticipation is killing me.
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Triforcer
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I call the cameo of Fippy Darkpaw.
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Mrbloodworth
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We can only hope that its every bit as wonderful as the Dungeons and Dragons movie was.
Green? |
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cmlancas
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C'mon now. Did you just wake up? Of course that's green.
I really hope this is a movie montage of the worst parts of EQ1.
Because I would watch it twice.
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I can't promise anything other than trauma and tragedy. -- schild
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Mrbloodworth
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C'mon now. Did you just wake up? Of course that's green.
I really hope this is a movie montage of the worst parts of EQ1.
Because I would watch it twice.
I did, right after i got to work. |
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JWIV
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C'mon now. Did you just wake up? Of course that's green.
I really hope this is a movie montage of the worst parts of EQ1.
Because I would watch it twice.
What? Are you hoping for a fucking trilogy? EQ The Movie 2: HHK and the Secret of the Waiting List EQ The Movie 3: Raster and the Zen of the Camp |
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nach0king
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I hope that the film involves:
1) the Sense Traps ability
2) the Bind Wound ability
3) /gems
4) /pizza
5) Absor
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cmlancas
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6) Ragefire camped?
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Signe
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Muse.
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Dungeons and Dragons film was great! Especially when Elwood said, "She's too skinny, lad! What you need is a good dwarven woman. One with a beard you can hang on to!!!!! HAHAHA!" God, I laughed like I was being tickled by raccoons.
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My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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Righ
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Teaching the world Google-fu one broken dream at a time.
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They should have had more characters named similar to Drizzzt or Elminister. Everquest the movie should too.
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Yegolev
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2/10 WOULD NOT INGEST
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As long as they cast Tom Cruise and at least one Wayans brother... well, still no. Sorry.
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As long as they cast Tom Cruise and at least one Wayans brother... well, still no. Sorry.
Add in the rest of the Wayans and Carrot Top. Then hire the special effects guy from Twilight Zone: The Movie and get them all in a river with a chopper overhead. |
When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
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Simond
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HaemishM
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As bad as that one was, it still doesn't compare to the awe-inspiring magic that is... EQ Girls. I wonder if they can get these two to star in the EQ movie. I'm sure it won't cost more than a few crack rocks. |
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WindupAtheist
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The black guy turned into an orc. Omg racist. |
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Aez
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Azazel
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Dungeons and Dragons film was great! Especially when Elwood said, "She's too skinny, lad! What you need is a good dwarven woman. One with a beard you can hang on to!!!!! HAHAHA!" God, I laughed like I was being tickled by raccoons.
I never saw the D&D film, but that line is ripped off from Lord Flash in Blackadder II. When he was talking to Baldrick the bridesmaid. As bad as that one was, it still doesn't compare to the awe-inspiring magic that is... EQ Girls. I wonder if they can get these two to star in the EQ movie. I'm sure it won't cost more than a few crack rocks. Oh those two chicks are ok. I don't see them as crackheads or dumb whores. They're just a pair of not-very-good "actress"-models that some fucktard from SOE or their ad agency thought would be good (read: pretty) enough to read some lines in a bar while looking glamorous to the kinds of people who hang out in bars while talking about how great EQ is. While clearly not having a fucking clue what they're talking about beyond the skim-over info sheet they were handed 10 minutes before the camera started rolling. |
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Broughden
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I put the 'shill' in 'cockmonkey'.
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We can only hope that its every bit as wonderful as the Dungeons and Dragons movie was.
I'm sure it will be just as big of a hit flop and make just as much little at the box office. Who ever green lighted this project is a genius idiot! |
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eldaec
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I heard a rumour that the second act is our heroes on a six hour corpse run.
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CharlieMopps
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Gladius: I thank all ye who have traversed norath with me to this place of evil. Now we shall...
Sorig: Jobober? Here boy...
Gladius: Um hem!
Sorig: sorry...
Gladius: As I was saying, Now we shall triumph over the Lord of hate, and...
Sorig: Jobober? Uh oh...
Gladius: For the love of the Gods, what is the problem Sorig?
Sorig: Well, Jobober was right here, and now he's not.
Solvieg: You had your pet out in here?!?!
Sorig: He's my faithful servent, I could leave him behind, he's...
Gladius: What happened to him?
Sorig: Well he was right here, now he's gone.
Gladius: Have you tried calling him?
Sorig: Yes, but he's too far away... now I sense that his health is going down. He must be fighting something.
Solvieg: What?!?! Oh my f....
Gladius: Just shut it, prepare for a wipe, Clerics camp.
***Intermission***
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xRand0mx
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This is going to be one awful movie. I can already feel it. Not because I dislike EQ, but because I can't see how you can make a decent movie out the "lore" that is in EQ. What the hell is this movie going to be about?
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waylander
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What the hell is this movie going to be about?
Hot chicks with lots of cleavage and wearing virtually nothing. There's a reason that blond chick is on almost every EQ box ever made. |
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