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WindupAtheist
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Reply #35 on: October 12, 2007, 07:14:12 AM

Alyssa Milano has a hairy bellybutton.  This thread makes my thinky parts hurt.

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tkinnun0
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Reply #36 on: October 12, 2007, 07:59:10 AM

What the fuck are you talking about "teen"? A couple of the sub boards have the word in them, but it's internet porn "teens" - meaning they're in their 20's.

No no no, that's what they want you to keep telling yourself. Looking at teen porn indicates pedophilia. To make sure, you should just go for MILFs. Unless they're MILFs due to teen pregnancies, of course.
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Reply #37 on: October 12, 2007, 09:17:05 AM

I am entertaining PMs.  However I will be away from home all weekend.

Also: don't pay for porn.

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Reply #38 on: October 12, 2007, 09:40:03 AM

What the fuck are you talking about "teen"? A couple of the sub boards have the word in them, but it's internet porn "teens" - meaning they're in their 20's.

No no no, that's what they want you to keep telling yourself. Looking at teen porn indicates pedophilia. To make sure, you should just go for MILFs. Unless they're MILFs due to teen pregnancies, of course.

Please tell me you forgot the green text.

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Reply #39 on: October 13, 2007, 01:29:04 AM

Order? What? You people actually PAY for pron?

I do. It's kinda like paying for softwares. Well, except porn is much cheaper. But like softwares, you never get around to erm, "playing" them all and end up with a big useless stack that will last years if you ever get around to "playing" them.


Fuck guys, just order some real porn off the internets.

Also, that teen site bob linked was just creepy.


What the fuck are you talking about "teen"? A couple of the sub boards have the word in them, but it's internet porn "teens" - meaning they're in their 20's. Even mentioning anyone or anything under 18 gets you instabanned there. I'm sure there's stuff you'd consider creepy, but it's not suprising considering the sheer size of the board and number of posts.

I went up one level from the board you linked. Pretty much all of the sub boards' descriptions were from the same "family" of teenporn web pages. I got the hell out of dodge.


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Reply #40 on: October 13, 2007, 06:40:45 AM

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Reply #41 on: October 13, 2007, 09:34:45 AM

You should NSFW that one, Bhodi. The ads qualify at least.

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Reply #42 on: October 13, 2007, 02:26:30 PM


You know, once I was trying to type the word "emporium" and I typed "empornium" and people were like "whu?" And the secret was out.

Oh, here it is:
http://forums.f13.net/index.php?topic=4628.msg116834#msg116834

And then I made up some lie about me caring about people stealing porn. Yow, 2005.

The best part of that thread is the mention of jackalopes. F13 comes full circle with the empornium and jackalope discussion 2 years later.
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