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Topic: Natalie Portman gets nekkid. (Read 11779 times)
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Evildrider
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So I guess there's this video called Hotel Chevalier. Supposed to be the prologue to Darjeeling and it's a sex scene. You can catch it here . It's off of itunes just as a heads up. |
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Yegolev
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Oh, if only you could see what I downloaded yesterday, you wouldn't worry about Portman.
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Evildrider
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Oh, if only you could see what I downloaded yesterday, you wouldn't worry about Portman.
I haven't even seen it myself. I figured that some people would get a kick out of it at least. I mean she's ok, but she's not my type of chick. |
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Ironwood
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P$Money is gonna be so pissed off at you.
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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schild
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Oh, if only you could see what I downloaded yesterday, you wouldn't worry about Portman. whatcha get? |
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murdoc
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P$Money is gonna be so pissed off at you.
Well played, Sir. |
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God bless the Internets.
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bhodi
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No lie.
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Oh, if only you could see what I downloaded yesterday, you wouldn't worry about Portman. whatcha get? Britney? |
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Evildrider
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Oh, if only you could see what I downloaded yesterday, you wouldn't worry about Portman. whatcha get? Britney? I just threw up in my mouth a little. |
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Hoax
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l33t kiddie
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non-itunes version 4tw?
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Evildrider
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non-itunes version 4tw?
I looked for one, I'm not gonnd dl itunes just to see her naked. lol. I'm sure it'll pop up in other places eventually. |
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Murgos
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Oh, if only you could see what I downloaded yesterday, you wouldn't worry about Portman.
Crap, now I'm more curious about that statement than about the Portman-boobies. |
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Evildrider
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Oh, if only you could see what I downloaded yesterday, you wouldn't worry about Portman.
Crap, now I'm more curious about that statement than about the Portman-boobies. Do you really want to see a John Goodman/Roseanne Barr sextape?  |
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Murgos
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Only to satisfy the intellectual curiosity of who was holding up whose fat rolls to provide enough room for everything to fit properly. Did they use a truss? Some kind of elastic support equipment? It's bothered me for years.
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stu
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Is that the one where he rolls her in flour to find the wet spot?
edit: Okay... that's disgusting. *cringe
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Jackpot!
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Yegolev
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I should not have said anything about the find, since the merest discussion of the video would be... uh... well, let's just say it might cause some discussion. Some would undoubtedy be down with it but certainly not everyone. I will put your minds at ease and say that it has nothing to do with any excretory functions or the Japanese. It's just that I was so happy at finding something new after literally months of internet-dumpster-diving. As you were.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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SnakeCharmer
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You can't leave it at that...
Inquiring (dirty) minds want to know!
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schild
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I should not have said anything about the find, since the merest discussion of the video would be... uh... well, let's just say it might cause some discussion. Some would undoubtedy be down with it but certainly not everyone. I will put your minds at ease and say that it has nothing to do with any excretory functions or the Japanese. It's just that I was so happy at finding something new after literally months of internet-dumpster-diving. As you were.
Oh man, I found something involving both the japanese AND excretory functions. Wanna trade? I don't wanna keep mine. |
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Yegolev
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Oh man, I found something involving both the japanese AND excretory functions. Wanna trade? I don't wanna keep mine.
Sorry. Not a fan of the asshole. I might, er, put this up somewhere. I'm afraid I will be Judged when someone sees it, but surely lots of people like rubber suits? |
Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
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Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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schild
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This sounds fantastic.
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Yegolev
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I'm thinking ten hours until I get this done. We will converse at a later time.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Riggswolfe
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Downloaded it. You get a brieft ass shot. And a profile shot where her arm covers her breasts. Still...I've now seen her ass.
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taolurker
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Downloaded it. You get a brieft ass shot. And a profile shot where her arm covers her breasts. Still...I've now seen her ass.
The movie "Closer" had Portman playing a go-go dancer opposite Clive Owen and Jude Law, and she showed probably this same amount of skin. |
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Yegolev
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Achievement unlocked!
Also, watch Closer if you are accumulating Portman Parts.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Merusk
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Natalie needs to run through some buns of steel tapes. Still, not bad.
I wanna see Yeg's vid now. Rubber suits? Awesome.
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Riggswolfe
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Downloaded it. You get a brieft ass shot. And a profile shot where her arm covers her breasts. Still...I've now seen her ass.
The movie "Closer" had Portman playing a go-go dancer opposite Clive Owen and Jude Law, and she showed probably this same amount of skin. I found the movie unwatchable since I didn't like any of the characters. So I just downloaded the relevant clips. |
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taolurker
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I was just figuring that this qualified as seeing her ass: NSFW: http://videodrome.webcindario.com/n_portman.jpgand your previous post sounded like this was your first view of it. Edit by Trippy: Don't inline those sorts of images please |
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« Last Edit: October 11, 2007, 09:12:27 PM by Trippy »
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Riggswolfe
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It qualifies. The internet download is a bit more "natural" looking. I suspected that wasn't really her in several of the closer scenes.
BTW, I have no idea what the little movie is about. I fast forwarded through all the plot stuff.
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"We live in a country, where John Lennon takes six bullets in the chest, Yoko Ono was standing right next to him and not one fucking bullet! Explain that to me! Explain that to me, God! Explain it to me, God!" - Denis Leary summing up my feelings about the nature of the universe.
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Evildrider
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It qualifies. The internet download is a bit more "natural" looking. I suspected that wasn't really her in several of the closer scenes.
BTW, I have no idea what the little movie is about. I fast forwarded through all the plot stuff.
It goes along with the new Wes Anderson movie coming out called "Darjeeling Limited". |
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Engels
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She's not bad looking, but there's quite a few others more naked and equally good looking. Am I missing something about the Portman fetish here? And Yegolev, stop torturing us, what is it?! Its that preacher in Alabama found dead in a wetsuit and a dildo, isn't it? You got some crime scene photos?
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angry.bob
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The following NOT SAFE FOR WORK link has a high-def clip of the interesting stuff from the Hotel Whateverthehell movie. May other celebs are in that thread, and if you poke around some of the other threads there are tons of others, including the chick who played Fleur in the Harry Potter movies. This message board is the ultimate "adult media" board - there's so much high-quality stuff there it actually made me get a rapidshare subscription. NOT SAFE FOR WORK LINK |
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Margalis
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For most celebs it's more about the star power and the editing/camerawork than the actual body.
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vampirehipi23: I would enjoy a book written by a monkey and turned into a movie rather than this.
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Azazel
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Fuck guys, just order some real porn off the internets.
Also, that teen site bob linked was just creepy.
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SurfD
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Fuck guys, just order some real porn off the internets.
Also, that teen site bob linked was just creepy.
Order? What? You people actually PAY for pron? |
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angry.bob
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Fuck guys, just order some real porn off the internets.
Also, that teen site bob linked was just creepy.
What the fuck are you talking about "teen"? A couple of the sub boards have the word in them, but it's internet porn "teens" - meaning they're in their 20's. Even mentioning anyone or anything under 18 gets you instabanned there. I'm sure there's stuff you'd consider creepy, but it's not suprising considering the sheer size of the board and number of posts. |
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