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on: October 09, 2007, 01:41:20 PM

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Reply #1 on: October 09, 2007, 01:42:56 PM

I don't get it.

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Reply #2 on: October 09, 2007, 01:44:05 PM

Did Shamu swallow the guy trying to score or something? Paging Dr. Inigo Montoya.

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Reply #3 on: October 09, 2007, 01:45:22 PM

None of those chicks are even worth cockblocking. More power to her. I guess!  smiley
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Reply #4 on: October 09, 2007, 01:55:15 PM

None of those chicks are even worth cockblocking. More power to her. I guess!  smiley
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Reply #5 on: October 09, 2007, 01:57:50 PM

More power to you too. I guess!  smiley
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Reply #6 on: October 09, 2007, 02:55:02 PM

That bright yellow sure is slimming.

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Reply #7 on: October 09, 2007, 02:57:59 PM

The one in the Steelers hat could be hot, but it's hard to tell. She's cowering behind a side of beef.

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Reply #8 on: October 09, 2007, 04:38:23 PM

The front 3 are not worth it...dunno about the back 3.

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Reply #9 on: October 09, 2007, 04:51:23 PM

Until the layoffs back in July there were no fewer than 3 people of similar size in my office.   One of my coworkers was fascinated with the female, as she couldn't figure out how the girl was able to sit in her chair, which has 2 fixed arms that don't go wider than 18".   I've got to admit, after she mentioned it to me I was a bit puzzled, too.

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Reply #10 on: October 09, 2007, 07:03:35 PM

One of these things is not like the other... Wait- is that a wedding ring she's wearing? I bet she gves birth painlessly.

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Reply #11 on: October 09, 2007, 07:35:26 PM

Well.. I guess that explains the pierced tongue...

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Reply #12 on: October 10, 2007, 01:57:32 AM

Paging Dr. Inigo Montoya.

Exactly.  I'm guessing the dude is somewhere off-frame telling the hot one his life story.
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Reply #13 on: October 10, 2007, 05:52:25 AM

Did I just stumble into a Fark thread?

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Reply #14 on: October 10, 2007, 06:05:28 AM

My guess is that the female in the purple striped shirt is the cockblock. 

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Reply #15 on: October 10, 2007, 06:12:44 AM

I suspect she's the bottle opener.

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Reply #16 on: October 10, 2007, 07:18:21 AM

All she needs is a party hat.

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Reply #17 on: October 10, 2007, 07:41:06 AM

I get it now. 

You guys are mean.

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Reply #18 on: October 10, 2007, 07:46:10 AM

I get it now. 

You guys are mean.

To be fair, she's really really really fat and easily twice the size of any two of the other girls.

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Reply #19 on: October 10, 2007, 07:50:09 AM

She reminds me of the "Big Fun" chick in Heathers.
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Reply #20 on: October 10, 2007, 10:38:16 AM

This has convinced me that I really do NOT want to visit my family in Pittsburgh this December.
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Reply #21 on: October 10, 2007, 10:47:30 AM

I imagine it was the Madden '07 demo, but if you didn't start a game, it started a slideshow of cheerleaders from each team... except for the Steelers, and that image was a large woman in a touque sitting in the stands.

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Reply #22 on: October 10, 2007, 08:52:29 PM

This picture screams church gathering.


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Reply #23 on: October 11, 2007, 07:28:33 AM

At least it was center ice four rows back <3 <3 stubhub.com. $35 a pop!

Plus it was an event for a team in a region where no one cares. I wish we could get $35.00 seats ANYWHERE in the 'Dome.

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Reply #24 on: October 11, 2007, 07:53:56 AM

Just noticed the Wedding Ring.

Hmmm.

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Reply #25 on: October 11, 2007, 07:58:02 AM

Just noticed the Wedding Ring.

Hmmm.


Yeah right.

She's cockblocking herself. For some reason.
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Reply #26 on: October 11, 2007, 08:53:23 AM

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Boy, that's going to be a hard promise to keep.

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Reply #27 on: October 11, 2007, 09:00:06 AM

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Initially, SRT was funded entirely by private sources, but beginning in 2003, SRT began receiving money from the federal faith-based initiatives program. As of 2004, SRT has received more than US $1,100,000 in U.S. government federal funding.
Ahh...shit. I guess if folks can't understand the Ten Commandments, there's no way to expect them to get the whole 'seperation of church and state' thing.
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Reply #28 on: October 11, 2007, 09:02:21 AM

I'm all for people looking for more meaning in relationships, but man, that's another thing I can't stand about evangelicals. "Silver Ring Thing". They're always cheapening and marketing things. Everything's a t-shirt or bumper sticker to these people.
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Reply #29 on: October 11, 2007, 09:43:37 AM

At least it was center ice four rows back <3 <3 stubhub.com. $35 a pop!

Plus it was an event for a team in a region where no one cares. I wish we could get $35.00 seats ANYWHERE in the 'Dome.

Uh. I think you're dead wrong talking out of your ass here. Quite a few Tampa Bay fans are die hard fans. We're talking the people who have owned season tickets since 1991. Literally, every time I go to games (which is usually Plaza Level, perhaps it is different in tier 2/tier 3) I can have in-depth hockey discussions about player/team/penalty/rulechange/whatever.

You might not like the Bolts, but that claim is totally false.

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Reply #30 on: October 11, 2007, 10:20:57 AM

I don't dislike the Bolts, I just like to rag on Floridian hockey fans.   cool

Afterall, you're the only other Bucs fan here.

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Reply #31 on: October 11, 2007, 10:23:54 AM

Guess I missed the green text ;)

I'm glad we get to be friends, as I only have the other fantasy owners who had Cadillac to sympathize with me.

Anyway, Holmqvist is looking pretty damn good. Bolts defense is playing okay too. Can't wait to have Danny B. back! :)

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Reply #32 on: October 11, 2007, 11:11:04 AM

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Reply #33 on: October 11, 2007, 11:16:43 AM

I'm all for people looking for more meaning in relationships, but man, that's another thing I can't stand about evangelicals. "Silver Ring Thing". They're always cheapening and marketing things. Everything's a t-shirt or bumper sticker to these people.
Hey. Check out "Purity Balls". Talk about ze creepy vibe.
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Reply #34 on: October 11, 2007, 11:55:26 AM

I'm all for people looking for more meaning in relationships, but man, that's another thing I can't stand about evangelicals. "Silver Ring Thing". They're always cheapening and marketing things. Everything's a t-shirt or bumper sticker to these people.

That's because to Evangelicals, it's all about marketing the church to suck in more people. It's not about the religion, it's about the conversion.

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