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Topic: SAVE YOURSELF! (like Tom Cruise) (Read 9105 times)
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lamaros
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I don't know man, I don't see MJ blowing all his cash building a bunker to protect against space aliens.
I'm not sure which is more crazy: pedophilia dad or alien invasion parents.
Hmm.. If I was a kid.. I wouldn't want to live with a pedophile. It might just be me, I like not getting molested. I'd rather have a really expensive bunker to live in, I mean he may be crazy... but at least if aliens ever do come and take over the planet, they'll be set. Amen! Just because those Aliens can make their way to earth there's no way they'll be able to penetrate the bunker. Or maybe the water will get them! Hubbard was clearly a nutjob, even if he was one who used his religion to exploit people. |
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Evildrider
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I don't know man, I don't see MJ blowing all his cash building a bunker to protect against space aliens.
I'm not sure which is more crazy: pedophilia dad or alien invasion parents.
Hmm.. If I was a kid.. I wouldn't want to live with a pedophile. It might just be me, I like not getting molested. I'd rather have a really expensive bunker to live in, I mean he may be crazy... but at least if aliens ever do come and take over the planet, they'll be set. Amen! Just because those Aliens can make their way to earth there's no way they'll be able to penetrate the bunker. Or maybe the water will get them! Hubbard was clearly a nutjob, even if he was one who used his religion to exploit people. Why couldn't they have picked Heinlein's Stranger in a Strange Land to base a religion on. That's more believable then Xenu, and a lot more fun. lol |
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Roac
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Why couldn't they have picked Heinlein's Stranger in a Strange Land to base a religion on.
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"Young people who pretend to be wise to the ways of the world are mostly just cynics. Cynicism masquerades as wisdom, but it is the farthest thing from it. Because cynics don't learn anything. Because cynicism is a self-imposed blindness, a rejection of the world because we are afraid it will hurt us or disappoint us." -SC
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stu
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I don't know man, I don't see MJ blowing all his cash building a bunker to protect against space aliens.
I'm not sure which is more crazy: pedophilia dad or alien invasion parents.
Hmm.. If I was a kid.. I wouldn't want to live with a pedophile. It might just be me, I like not getting molested. I'd rather have a really expensive bunker to live in, I mean he may be crazy... but at least if aliens ever do come and take over the planet, they'll be set. Amen! Just because those Aliens can make their way to earth there's no way they'll be able to penetrate the bunker. Or maybe the water will get them! Hubbard was clearly a nutjob, even if he was one who used his religion to exploit people. Why couldn't they have picked Heinlein's Stranger in a Strange Land to base a religion on. That's more believable then Xenu, and a lot more fun. lol That goes to show you just how crazy Scientologists really are. And, yeah, if I was a kid- there's no fucking way I'd want to have the pedo parents over crazy Scientologists. At least with the Scientologists, I could make fun of my nutso parents with my friends. Being molested while riding a carousel? Not so much. |
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Teleku
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Well, his plan does have the bonus of meeting several other disaster contingencies. He may be building it for alien attack, but there is still always the random chance of nuclear armageddon, catastrophic plague, meteor strike, general collapse of civilization, ect. All of which are alot more likely than an alien attack that can be stopped by a personal bunker. So hey, at least there are some advantages to it.
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