voodoolily
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Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
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So, where is your costume? ( I have been asking people this all day at work  ) It's funnier if you just ask "What're you supposed to be?" |
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Ironwood
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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voodoolily
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Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
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Is she a totem pole? or a cat with a wee girl conjoined twin?
Her eyes are telling me to kill....
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Ironwood
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That's fairly common.
It's the excuse I'll be using at the inquest.
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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Signe
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Muse.
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Every time I see Lil' Zoddie, I smile so big I hurt my face!  |
My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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Miasma
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Nebu
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That article got me in trouble... I was laughing so loud that people outside my office came in to see if I was ok. Zack: "Boots which I like to wear when larping," says Mari.
Dr. Thorpe: There aren't a lot of worse phrases than that.
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« Last Edit: November 01, 2007, 09:33:43 AM by Nebu »
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"Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other."
- Mark Twain
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Ironwood
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Every time I see Lil' Zoddie, I smile so big I hurt my face! Thanks, I appreciate it. I even included my wifes hands so that Calantus has something to imagine the next time I mention I had a handjob. |
"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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Mrbloodworth
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« Last Edit: November 01, 2007, 12:45:02 PM by Mrbloodworth »
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When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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Margalis
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Lesbian Dr. Who introduces her new sidekick to a unisex bathroom that is bigger on the inside than the outside.
I am a big Dita Von Teese fan though. Page 11 was all gold. |
vampirehipi23: I would enjoy a book written by a monkey and turned into a movie rather than this.
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Miasma
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Stopgap Measure
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Abagadro
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Ok, having experienced Halloween with a kid (who was old enough, 3, to know what was going on and enjoy himself) my passionate hatred of Halloween has lessened to a degree.
I think he inherited my logical mind as he couldn't figure out why we would go out to get candy when we had a big huge bowl of it right in our house. It proved quite a conundrum for him. Either that or he inherited my laziness.
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"As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.”
-H.L. Mencken
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Yegolev
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It wasn't a conundrum for my three-year-old since he loves getting stuff. His phrase for the evening: "Happy Halloween! Smell my feet!" I love it that he can say these things and people laugh instead of get angry.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Trippy
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Anybody else find blue M&Ms really strange?
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Samwise
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I had a friend in high school who only ate the blue ones. He was a strange guy.
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NowhereMan
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Page 11 on the SWAT made my day.
Also that TF2 group? Money.
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"Look at my car. Do you think that was bought with the earnest love of geeks?" - HaemishM
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schild
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Anybody else find blue M&Ms really strange? I found light brown M&Ms strange. Then they killed them off. A few years later, before they brought them back, I found a single, random one in a bag. I still have it in a corked testube. |
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schild
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Dr. Thorpe: I think the only reasonable explanation for a person dressing like this is that dressing like this allows you to fly.
Dr. Thorpe: And call me crazy, but this guy strikes me as a guy who can fly. He's just about to achieve liftoff in this picture, I think.
Zack: I think he's more of a ground effect vehicle. He hovers around kicking up dust and flinging cheeseburger wrappers and used condoms at you. I thought a rib was going to burst out of my chest and puncture my monitor so I couldn't continue reading. That exchange is fucking gold. |
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bhodi
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No lie.
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murdoc
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Have you tried the internet? It's made out of millions of people missing the point of everything and then getting angry about it
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Nebu
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Damn, those are some flabby cheerleaders. I have better abs than most of them and I'm in my 40's. I guess they're hoping that their breast implants take attention away from their mid-section. |
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Flabby??? If they are flabby, then apparently I am a closet chubby chaser.
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When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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murdoc
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Damn, those are some flabby cheerleaders. I have better abs than most of them and I'm in my 40's. I guess they're hoping that their breast implants take attention away from their mid-section.
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Have you tried the internet? It's made out of millions of people missing the point of everything and then getting angry about it
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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God I'm glad that when I was doing stupid crap as a teenager everyone wasn't armed with a camera phone.
Fuck Yes. Hell, I'd probably be in the federal pen for life. I say the 'thank god I was a kid before cell phones/cameras' all the damned time. I led that kind of youth, it was fun. If one more fucker knocks on my cube door and asks why I didn't dress up for Halloween, I am going on a killing spree.
Easy one. "I'm a serial killer." Shiz looks like my dad in the 70s. |
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