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on: September 14, 2004, 01:37:55 AM

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Reply #1 on: September 14, 2004, 01:43:29 AM

I should ban you for that pun.

But I got a new cell phone, so I'll let this thread live for 24 hours.
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Reply #2 on: September 14, 2004, 01:54:27 AM

In other news, Necrophilia is now officially illegal in California.  No doubt the Democrats will use this against the Schwarzenegger in the next election, claiming he's passing laws that go into people's bedrooms and violate their right to privacy.

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Reply #3 on: September 14, 2004, 02:00:32 AM

Well now I have two more ideas on how Joe can decorate his apartment.
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Reply #4 on: September 14, 2004, 07:59:29 AM

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In other news, Necrophilia is now officially illegal in California.  No doubt the Democrats will use this against the Schwarzenegger in the next election, claiming he's passing laws that go into people's bedrooms and violate their right to privacy.

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Are you implying that consensual sex between two adults is like necrophilia?  Or that legalizing homosexual sex is the same as legalizing absolutely anything without restriction that occurs in the confines of a bedroom?  Or is it all just a whitewash in lieu of a compeling public interest?

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Reply #5 on: September 14, 2004, 08:07:43 AM

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In other news, Necrophilia is now officially illegal in California.  No doubt the Democrats will use this against the Schwarzenegger in the next election, claiming he's passing laws that go into people's bedrooms and violate their right to privacy.

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Reply #6 on: September 14, 2004, 08:13:28 AM

We're now one step closer to synthetic shit

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Reply #7 on: September 14, 2004, 09:07:05 AM

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In other news, Necrophilia is now officially illegal in California.  No doubt the Democrats will use this against the Schwarzenegger in the next election, claiming he's passing laws that go into people's bedrooms and violate their right to privacy.

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Reply #8 on: September 14, 2004, 09:31:25 AM

Weird.  A chemical company I worked for early part of this year made fake urine, too.  It didn't have a brand name like 'Surine', but it was made spiked with various minerals.  The company mostly supplied chemicals to school bio and chem labs.  They made other immitation bodily fluids too...  serum, bile, etc; and for more animals than just humans.

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Reply #9 on: September 14, 2004, 03:02:16 PM

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Reply #10 on: September 15, 2004, 06:21:46 AM

Heh.  That almost made up for you being Bruce.

Good one.

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Reply #11 on: September 16, 2004, 10:49:18 AM

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Cure Cancer? World Peace? No lets make fake Urine!


Botox was originally created to cure cross-eyed monkies.  Maybe fake urine will have great unforeseen benefits for humanity, as well.  A new fuel source, perhaps?
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Reply #12 on: September 16, 2004, 10:52:23 AM

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Botox was originally created to cure cross-eyed monkies.  Maybe fake urine will have great unforeseen benefits for humanity, as well.  A new fuel source, perhaps?


cross eyed monkeys as a fuel source? man thats harsh.

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Reply #13 on: September 16, 2004, 11:23:57 AM

Who would care enough about monkey eye sight to true to cure monkey cross-eyed-ness? Jane Goodall got weepy about a near-sighted gorilla?

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Reply #14 on: September 16, 2004, 11:28:31 AM

I think you might be confusing the testing procedures on cross-eyed monkeys and the original use which was to cure lazy eye and blinking disorders in humans.

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