Morfiend
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http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSL2259151320070823?feedType=RSS&feedName=oddlyEnoughNews&rpc=22&sp=trueGotta love them Russians. MOSCOW (Reuters) - A woman set fire to her ex-husband's penis as he sat naked watching television and drinking vodka, Moscow police said Wednesday.
Asked if the man would make a full recovery, a police spokeswoman said it was "difficult to predict."
The attack climaxed three years of acrimonious enforced co-habitation. The couple divorced three years ago but continued to share a small flat, something common in Russia where property costs are very high.
"It was monstrously painful," the wounded ex-husband told Tvoi Den newspaper. "I was burning like a torch. I don't know what I did to deserve this."
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Signe
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I assume she was angry because she wanted her Russian dressing.  |
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cmlancas
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She turned him into a ginger!
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Nebu
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Was the guy so out of it that he couldn't see it coming and stop her? Apparently so.
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schild
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Was the guy so out of it that he couldn't see it coming and stop her? Apparently so.
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Paelos
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Was the guy so out of it that he couldn't see it coming and stop her? Apparently so.
He was drinking vodka naked. I mean maybe that's how you relax and shit, but to me that says he's probably pretty tanked. |
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sinij
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He was drinking vodka naked. I mean maybe that's how you relax and shit.
That how you relax and shit in Russia. |
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Yegolev
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
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Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Tale
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This really has been penis week. These crazy stories off the wires are money for news websites. If you promote a story like this, EVERYBODY clicks on it, people link it to their friends like in this thread, and soon it's accounting for half the traffic to your website. Payment for ads is based on the number of page views, so these oddities become like gold. Traditional news priorities go out the window under the commercial pressure to get page views. Dwarf dicks and penis fires become the news of the day. And so Internet news sites, seen as an alternative to newspapers that hype up their front pages to sell copies, actually end up becoming the trashiest tabloids of all. I'm bothered by this because I do it for a living. |
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Signe
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Tale's post is a trap. There's a moral in it.
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When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
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HaemishM
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Please tell me people don't actually attempt that sort of stunt fellatio.
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Murgos
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Please tell me people don't actually attempt that sort of stunt fellatio.
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Jimbo
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Mother fuckers!
Now if I have a run of boobs or dicks on fire while @ work I'm blaming ya all... :-D
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cmlancas
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Nobody wanted to run with my firecrotch joke. What happened to the tradition of one liners after a traumatic accident in Super Serial Business?
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Oban
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Nobody wanted to run with my firecrotch joke. What happened to the tradition of one liners after a traumatic accident in Super Serial Business?
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cmlancas
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Please tell me people don't actually attempt that sort of stunt fellatio.
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f13 Street Cred of the week:
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HaemishM
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Please tell me people don't actually attempt that sort of stunt fellatio.
Typically not a smoky tornado, but possibly a gorilla mask. Why would you do that to someone who consented to have sex with you? |
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Selby
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Why would you do that to someone who consented to have sex with you?
My friend used to talk about stuff like that he had done. He claimed that most of the times it was during drunken hookups with some girl he didn't care about anyway because of how easy she was to score with on the first date. And they say sexism is dead. Some people find it funny. I never understood it personally, not a whole lot of fun in being degraded. |
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cmlancas
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My argument with degrading/horrible/ridiculous things is that the action/joke in question is so absurd that it would never actually happen, therefore I laugh. If it really did happen, I think I would be shocked as opposed to laugh.
I think this applies to all crazy sex acts, dead baby jokes, and whatever else you can think of.
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f13 Street Cred of the week:
I can't promise anything other than trauma and tragedy. -- schild
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Samwise
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Please tell me people don't actually attempt that sort of stunt fellatio.
Typically not a smoky tornado, but possibly a gorilla mask. Why would you do that to someone who consented to have sex with you? To make sure it never happens again? |
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