Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.
March 29, 2024, 04:10:25 AM

Login with username, password and session length

Search:     Advanced search
we're back, baby
*
Home Help Search Login Register
f13.net  |  f13.net General Forums  |  News  |  Topic: Blackthorne Rumor 0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.
Pages: [1] Go Down Print
Author Topic: Blackthorne Rumor  (Read 13016 times)
ForumBot 0.8 beta
Terracotta Army
Posts: 203


on: August 02, 2007, 05:22:31 PM

Blackthorne Rumor


To: guy who doesn't review games
From: weaboo
RE: Blizzcon

I farted in public today. Here's a picture of a coke machine. It has Hello Kitty on it. Long sentences make my nose bleed. Japanese people can be small. Is that offensive? I like lights. Oh. Gaming. Right. Blizzard bought Swingin' Ape in May of '05. Six months prior, they registered Blackthorne as a trademark. They canceled development on Starcraft: Ghost, because it was bullshit. And then in 2007, and I quote, some frothy jackass said:
"Team 3 is working on something really awesome. I can’t give you any hints, but it’s totally awesome."

Blackthorne would be totally awesome. Maybe they're bringing it back. My kid would like that. He likes games. Don't you like reading about my kid? Oh, and the trademark was published for opposition on April 17th, 2007. I'm thinking of opening a private detective agency. What? I've seen an episode of Kuitan. He likes food, lol. ^_^ Also, Nintendo sent me a shirt that says "industry tool." I don't get it.

What you missed last night:
I made a penis in Picross.
I posted some news that was a few hours old.
I laughed at people who have to work for a living.
I tried to figure out why people read this shit. Got a divide by zero error.
Hoax
Terracotta Army
Posts: 8110

l33t kiddie


Reply #1 on: August 02, 2007, 05:27:44 PM

le'art

A nation consists of its laws. A nation does not consist of its situation at a given time. If an individual's morals are situational, then that individual is without morals. If a nation's laws are situational, that nation has no laws, and soon isn't a nation.
-William Gibson
Signe
Terracotta Army
Posts: 18942

Muse.


Reply #2 on: August 02, 2007, 07:16:45 PM

I love this so much that I printed it and will have it framed and hung.

My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
schild
Administrator
Posts: 60345


WWW
Reply #3 on: August 02, 2007, 08:29:22 PM

Megrim
Terracotta Army
Posts: 2512

Whenever an opponent discards a card, Megrim deals 2 damage to that player.


Reply #4 on: August 03, 2007, 12:45:46 AM

Upon hearing the rumour, a friend replied thus:

Flinky says:
Blackthorne?

Megrim \ bejin says:
you don't remember?

Flinky says:
As in...Lord British?

Megrim \ bejin says:
The dude with the shotgun

Flinky says:
Oh

Flinky says:
Dissapointed now tbh

Megrim \ bejin says:
Old, old Blizzard game.

Flinky says:
Yeah, I remember now

Flinky says:
I was sorta more hoping for a "Blizzard buys UO. Pre-trammel to replace shit system"

Megrim \ bejin says:
LOL


I though this idea was worth noting.  :-D

One must bow to offer aid to a fallen man - The Tao of Shinsei.
schild
Administrator
Posts: 60345


WWW
Reply #5 on: August 03, 2007, 06:19:47 AM



For reals though, it's going to be Diablo 3. It was fun making fun of Kotaku though.
Ironwood
Terracotta Army
Posts: 28240


Reply #6 on: August 03, 2007, 07:11:39 AM

It could be a Murloc Game.

You know the market is there and they already have the theme tune wrapped up.

"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
dusematic
Terracotta Army
Posts: 2250

Diablo 3's Number One Fan


Reply #7 on: August 06, 2007, 12:09:37 AM

Um, what the fuck is with that post?  I laughed but I don't get it.  Some kind of 'in' joke?
dusematic
Terracotta Army
Posts: 2250

Diablo 3's Number One Fan


Reply #8 on: August 06, 2007, 12:13:02 AM

Oh, I get it, you're making fun of Kotaku, had to follow the link.
Ragnoros
Terracotta Army
Posts: 1027


Reply #9 on: August 06, 2007, 12:57:36 AM

So at the risk of Schild coming to my house and lynching me.

Wheres my Diablo 3 Blizzard? I could give two shits about WoW:WotLK

Owls are an example of evolution showing off. -Shannow

BattleTag - Ray#1555
Nonentity
Terracotta Army
Posts: 2301

2009 Demon's Souls Fantasy League Champion


WWW
Reply #10 on: August 06, 2007, 01:33:22 PM

I was at BlizzCon.

It's kind of retarded - Diablo is on all of the posters, but the only thing Diablo-related there were the books they were selling.

But that Captain's salami tray was tight, yo. You plump for the roast pork loin, dogg?

[20:42:41] You are halted on the way to the netherworld by a dark spirit, demanding knowledge.
[20:42:41] The spirit touches you and you feel drained.
HaemishM
Staff Emeritus
Posts: 42628

the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring


WWW
Reply #11 on: August 07, 2007, 09:02:08 PM

So for the entire Blizzcon, the only thing they announced was the damn WoW expansion? Are you shitting me? That's not even an anti-climax.

Pages: [1] Go Up Print 
f13.net  |  f13.net General Forums  |  News  |  Topic: Blackthorne Rumor  
Jump to:  

Powered by SMF 1.1.10 | SMF © 2006-2009, Simple Machines LLC