Sara Lee Bread May Contain Pointy Friends - RECALLED

[Ookii]

Stolen from a gawker site, as a service to you the reader and as a public service from F13:

Several loaves of bread manufactured by Sara Lee are being recalled because they are potentially full of small pieces of metal.

Fun!

Not all states are affected by this recall, so listen up.

If you live in:


    * Mississippi
    * Alabama
    * Southeastern Missouri
    * Western Georgia
    * Southwestern Tennessee
    * Southeastern Louisiana
      or
    * The Florida Panhandle


...and you purchased any of the following products with a sell by date of July 25, 2007 or August 7, 2007 with the code "222" on it, throw it away or call Sara Lee at 800 683-3466.

Metal Bread List:

      Colonial Wheat Sandwich 20 oz., 5040023502

      Schnucks Wheat Sandwich 24 oz., 2412601044

      Earthgrains Honey Wheat Berry, 5040072709

      Flavorite Wheat Sand. 20 oz., 4113002364

      Foodland Wheat Bread 20 oz., 4130320964

      Golden Bake Wheat Bread 20 oz., 5040008505

      Grissom's Wheat Bread 20 oz., 5193370220

      Grissoms 24oz. Wheat Sand., 5193370300

      IGA 20oz. Wheat, 4127003695

      Great Value Split Top Bread 20 oz., 7874206274

      Great Value 24 oz. Wheat Sand, 7874228543

      Piggly Wiggly Wheat Bread 20 oz., 5040000118

      Publix Honey Wheat, 4141539095

      Publix 100% Stoneground, 4141539190

      Publix Wheat 20 oz., 4141539290

      Publix Stone Ground Wheat 20 oz., 4141539390

      Shurfresh Split Top Wheat 20 oz., 1116144835

      EarthGrains 100% Natural Wheat Berry, 5040072748

      EarthGrains 100% Natural 7-Grain, 5040072747

      EarthGrains 100% Natural Whole Wheat, 5040072746

      Sara Lee Delightful Wheat, 7294571706

      Sara Lee Delightful 100% Whole Wheat, 7294571589

      Sara Lee Delightful 100% Multi-Grain, 7294571588

      Sara Lee Hearty & Delicious 100% Whole Wheat with Honey, 7294560152

      Sara Lee Hearty & Delicious 100% Whole Wheat, 7294560157

      Sara Lee Hearty & Delicious 100% Multi-Grain, 7294560158

      Sara Lee Deli Style 100% Whole Wheat, 7294561001

[Yegolev]

I love this sort of thing because I get to see what company makes what store brand.

[schild]

There's no way to efficiently relate this to consumers, I'm tempted to hunt this bread down and sue the shit out of them for metal shit in my gums.

[eldaec]

I'm pretty sure it's never a good thing if the bread is refered to as being 'manufactured'.

That should in itself really be clue that you don't want to eat it.

[Paelos]

Well shit, I already ate that entire loaf.

[Oban]

Well shit, I already ate that entire loaf.

Can I interest you in a strainer?  Based on the spot prices for raw metals today, you should be able to make your money back and earn a tidy profit.

[WayAbvPar]

And- roll Sky's refried bean video.