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Bunk
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Operating Thetan One
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 Citizen Prime, a 40-year-old married man whose first name is Jim, has been protecting the streets of Phoenix for a year. He became a superhero to spread the message that people don't have to be fearful of crime. "Are you going to sit inside scared that a terrorist might attack your city, or are you going to go out and live your life?" he asked. But Prime, who patrols once or twice a week in a black, blue and yellow costume, found one chink in his armor. He couldn't find any crime. "The only crime I've ever stopped is when I was actually walking out of a sporting goods store with my wife," he said. "A shoplifter came running past me, and I managed to throw him to the ground."
I might have actually come down to Pheonix had I known you guys had this guy fighting crime in your streets. Edit: forgot to link the article: http://www.oddee.com/item_87762.aspx |
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« Last Edit: July 26, 2007, 12:47:55 PM by Bunk »
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Daeven
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Unfortunately, he gets mugged by the heat and roving packs of coyote's on a daily basis.
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MrHat
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Out of the frying pan, into the fire.
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Seriously, that costume must smell so bad.
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Yegolev
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2/10 WOULD NOT INGEST
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Furiously
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I always thought finding a crime in progress would be the toughest part of being a superhero. And it looks like that is the case.
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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He needs a Reed Richards/Prof X type. Someone who could discover a police scanner.
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Samwise
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I like The Eye better.  Mountain View isn't even that far from me. I should ask my friends who live there if they've ever heard of him. |
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Righ
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Yegolev
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He needs a Reed Richards/Prof X type. Someone who could discover a police scanner.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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