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DraconianOne
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on: July 25, 2007, 04:47:55 AM

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/6913310.stm

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Glamour model Jordan and pop star Peter Andre have named their baby daughter Princess Tiaamii.

We've put an accent over the first A to make it more exotic and two Is at the end just to make it look a bit different," Jordan told OK! magazine.

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Reply #1 on: July 25, 2007, 04:49:35 AM

Some people shouldn't be allowed to breed. Its a child, not your art project!
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Reply #2 on: July 25, 2007, 06:24:31 AM

A right pair of Cunts.

I eagerly await the 16th birthday when it can disown them.

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Reply #3 on: July 25, 2007, 06:33:29 AM

And change it's name to Helen.
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Reply #4 on: July 25, 2007, 07:56:21 AM

Doesn't she already have a kid or two from before she met this mouthbreather?

Of course, she is what I would guess is the British equivalent of a trailer park whore in the States, so having multiple kids from multiple daddys is par for the course.

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Reply #5 on: July 25, 2007, 08:20:21 AM

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The couple also have a boy, Junior, while Jordan has another son, Harvey, from a previous relationship with footballer Dwight Yorke. 
Picking out kids names isn't exactly their strong point.

"It's special and means something to me!"

Plus she's going to get it tattooed on the back of her neck?  She's the kind you'd say is tramp stamped.

And they're both scary looking in that pic as well.

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Reply #6 on: July 25, 2007, 09:24:31 AM

Jordan isn't really a glamour model, since she isn't remotely glamourous, and gets her huge silicone filled norks out at the slightest provocation. With parents like that, a stupid name will be the last of that child's problems.

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Reply #7 on: July 25, 2007, 11:12:10 AM

I don't seem to know who they are.   undecided

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Reply #8 on: July 25, 2007, 12:19:29 PM

I don't seem to know who they are.   undecided
From the sound of things, I would say that is a good thing.

How does the kid even get a nickname out of that?  Geez.

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Reply #9 on: July 25, 2007, 12:46:02 PM

I don't seem to know who they are.   undecided
From the sound of things, I would say that is a good thing.

How does the kid even get a nickname out of that?  Geez.

I dunno...I can come up with some acceptable stuff:

"Pri" isn't a bad nickname, and if she fits the bill, "PriTii" could have it's benefits ;)

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Reply #10 on: July 25, 2007, 12:48:52 PM

I don't seem to know who they are.   undecided
From the sound of things, I would say that is a good thing.

How does the kid even get a nickname out of that?  Geez.

I dunno...I can come up with some acceptable stuff:

"Pri" isn't a bad nickname, and if she fits the bill, "PriTii" could have it's benefits ;)


God, I swear we've had this conversation before.  I even remember wanting to pinch someone.  Maybe you.  Dunno.

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Reply #11 on: July 25, 2007, 12:59:24 PM

I don't seem to know who they are.   undecided
From the sound of things, I would say that is a good thing.

How does the kid even get a nickname out of that?  Geez.

I dunno...I can come up with some acceptable stuff:

"Pri" isn't a bad nickname, and if she fits the bill, "PriTii" could have it's benefits ;)


God, I swear we've had this conversation before.  I even remember wanting to pinch someone.  Maybe you.  Dunno.

heheheh...sorry 'bout that. Been a victim of terrible nicknames all my life, so I tend to think anything is better than what I'm used to :P One syllable last names ftl :(

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Reply #12 on: July 25, 2007, 01:06:32 PM

Making nicknames, are we?  I'm going with Prinny.

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Reply #13 on: July 25, 2007, 01:09:19 PM

Making nicknames, are we?  I'm going with Prinny.

I am going to go with "skank".

It is one of those hereditary nicknames  :-D

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Reply #14 on: July 25, 2007, 01:19:48 PM

Now dancing on the main stage...gentlemen get your dollar bills ready for...Princess Tiaamii !

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Reply #15 on: July 25, 2007, 03:40:47 PM

Making nicknames, are we?  I'm going with Prinny.
This has my vote.

It still makes me cringe to think about.  I'm glad my name shortens into a common nickname.

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Reply #16 on: July 25, 2007, 04:19:38 PM

Lanty?

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Reply #17 on: July 25, 2007, 06:36:15 PM

I don't seem to know who they are.   undecided
From the sound of things, I would say that is a good thing.

How does the kid even get a nickname out of that?  Geez.

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Reply #18 on: July 25, 2007, 06:48:03 PM

We had a friend of the family named Auntie Tia when I was little.  In Spanish that would be Auntie Aunt.   smiley

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Reply #19 on: July 26, 2007, 11:00:46 AM

Tia

Not that simple. It's Tiá. "We've put an accent over the first A to make it more exotic".
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Reply #20 on: July 26, 2007, 12:11:34 PM

I hold my pinky out when I piss because it's more exotic.

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Reply #21 on: July 26, 2007, 12:14:24 PM

I hold my pinky out when I piss because it's more exotic.

I can't spare the extra finger- I need all I can to keep that monster under control.

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Reply #22 on: July 26, 2007, 12:30:03 PM


Hahahaha!  I'm really good at this!
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Reply #23 on: July 26, 2007, 01:04:15 PM

She'll probably end up being called Jim (gym) because of the PT thing.

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Reply #24 on: July 26, 2007, 01:05:31 PM

She'll probably end up being called Jim (gym) because of the PT thing.

that's a stretch...

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Reply #25 on: July 26, 2007, 01:09:02 PM

She'll probably end up being called Jim (gym) because of the PT thing.

that's a stretch...

Not very sporting of you...

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Reply #26 on: July 26, 2007, 01:14:37 PM

Back when I was a kid, natural selection in the public school system would quickly remove people with names like that from the gene pool.

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Reply #27 on: July 26, 2007, 01:18:19 PM

She'll probably end up being called Jim (gym) because of the PT thing.

that's a stretch...

Not very sporting of you...

Sometimes that's just the way the ball bounces...

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Reply #28 on: July 26, 2007, 03:45:48 PM

I was broken as a child because of my name.   undecided

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Reply #29 on: July 26, 2007, 04:41:07 PM

Poor Şîġñé.
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