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on: July 14, 2007, 10:44:06 PM

Mad-eye, Tonks, Lupin, Fred, Snape, Voldemort, Crabbe or Goyle (can't remember which), Harry (though he comes back to life), Grindelwald, Dobby and Gregorovitch all die.

Whoops, I edited my post didn't I?  evil
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Reply #1 on: July 14, 2007, 11:48:15 PM

Bah, Erich Weisz died October 31, 1926.  Hardly a spoiler.

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Reply #2 on: July 15, 2007, 09:08:22 AM

Here is that man in a balloon lawnchair what is still alive:




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Reply #3 on: July 15, 2007, 11:33:17 AM

More shameless bumps for my cat:




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Reply #4 on: July 15, 2007, 01:23:16 PM


Harry probably dies like Gandalf died.  rolleyes
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Reply #5 on: July 15, 2007, 01:52:30 PM

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Reply #6 on: July 15, 2007, 04:22:25 PM

The little black kitty obviously didn't know who he was fucking with.

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Reply #7 on: July 15, 2007, 04:48:40 PM

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Reply #8 on: July 15, 2007, 08:37:14 PM

The kitten is a newbie and didn't realized he is in a PvP+ area.
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Reply #9 on: July 15, 2007, 09:06:09 PM

Poor little fella got 1-shotted. I wonder if that tom corpse camped him?

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Reply #10 on: July 15, 2007, 10:47:06 PM


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Reply #11 on: July 15, 2007, 11:41:27 PM

Harry probably dies like Gandalf died.  rolleyes

Didn't they already do that with Dumbledore?
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Reply #12 on: July 16, 2007, 03:16:02 AM


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Reply #13 on: July 16, 2007, 08:29:06 AM


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Reply #14 on: July 16, 2007, 08:59:11 AM

Wasn't that just a spam email?

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Reply #15 on: July 16, 2007, 03:38:07 PM


I really think that character will die, whether or not it is true. I have been telling my girlfriend that all along.

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Reply #16 on: July 16, 2007, 03:39:10 PM

That would anger me...probably my fav character. Other than Dumbledore, who already took a dirtnap.

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Reply #17 on: July 16, 2007, 08:48:25 PM

Kiss them good-bye then.  The surest way to kill off a character is to like them.

(Not sure what's so spoilerish about it considering there are dozens of characters of both genders, but edited.)
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Reply #18 on: July 17, 2007, 03:58:25 AM

Edit your post Lant? There's only one of that character -- anyone reading this thread now would have it spoiled. :/

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Reply #19 on: July 17, 2007, 04:21:49 AM

Er, that's not true....

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Reply #20 on: July 17, 2007, 05:01:00 AM

I'm not sure who else comes to mind. Maybe I haven't read closely enough? Or perhaps you could enlighten me in a PM?

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Reply #21 on: July 17, 2007, 08:03:57 AM

I'm pretty sure the Dursleys are gonna die.

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Reply #22 on: July 17, 2007, 09:50:55 AM

You can bit torrent it now.  I read that it is really bad quality but if you must know before Saturday....

HERE are the spoilers.

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Reply #23 on: July 18, 2007, 06:47:59 AM

That link eventually leads to a site I can't get to load. Is there a place that lists the spoilers in a nice Cliffs Notes way? I'm one of those people that will read a book even when I know the ending, and have no problem skipping to the end to see if a favorite or reviled character survives through it.
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Reply #24 on: July 18, 2007, 07:03:12 AM

They seem to have removed it.  Sorry.  I guess someone shouted at them.

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Reply #25 on: July 18, 2007, 07:57:47 AM

That link eventually leads to a site I can't get to load. Is there a place that lists the spoilers in a nice Cliffs Notes way? I'm one of those people that will read a book even when I know the ending, and have no problem skipping to the end to see if a favorite or reviled character survives through it.

I'll PM you what was on the page if you want.

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Reply #26 on: July 18, 2007, 09:06:01 AM


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Reply #27 on: July 18, 2007, 10:01:49 AM


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Reply #28 on: July 18, 2007, 05:27:40 PM

oh fuck

oh man

I have to assume people that care won't read this thread. As such...

Rowling is a terrible writer and sell-out.

Hilarious. Epilogue is up at YTMND.

Edit: Fuckit, Here's a link.

I really suggest you just skip reading the last book and come up with your own ending. Danielle Steele writes better shit than this.
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Reply #29 on: July 18, 2007, 05:42:49 PM

I really suggest you just skip reading the last book and come up with your own ending.
Part of me wants the disappointment to be over.  But then the book will be here Saturday so it's not like another 3-4 days of waiting will kill me to find out what the real ending is.
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Reply #30 on: July 18, 2007, 05:43:52 PM

I really suggest you just skip reading the last book and come up with your own ending.
Part of me wants the disappointment to be over.  But then the book will be here Saturday so it's not like another 3-4 days of waiting will kill me to find out what the real ending is.
There aren't words for the disappointment approaching. No words.

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Reply #31 on: July 18, 2007, 05:46:34 PM

There aren't words for the disappointment approaching. No words.
She must really have taken the wrong way out.  Like "wake up in another country and realize your entire life as you know it was a dream and you're just a 5 year old kid" type garbage.
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Reply #32 on: July 18, 2007, 05:51:25 PM

There aren't words for the disappointment approaching. No words.
She must really have taken the wrong way out.  Like "wake up in another country and realize your entire life as you know it was a dream and you're just a 5 year old kid" type garbage.
Worse.
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Reply #33 on: July 18, 2007, 05:54:34 PM

Worse.
Funny.  I clicked on it.  And I don't really get it, but it was pretty close to what I was expecting.
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Reply #34 on: July 18, 2007, 05:59:30 PM

Worse.
Funny.  I clicked on it.  And I don't really get it, but it was pretty close to what I was expecting.
All you need to see is the 19 Years Later part. And then the tool she used becomes painfully clear.

Rowling is a stone cold bitch.
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